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	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Cradle to Grave Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: [voiceover] Journalist William D. Tammeus wrote: You don't really understand human nature, unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around, and why his parents will always wave back.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Hopeless Derek Morgan: [voiceover] Kingman Brewster Jr said: 'There is no lasting hope in violence, only temporary relief from hopelessness.'
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Hopeless Derek Morgan: [voiceover] William Shakespeare wrote 'These violent delights have violent ends.'
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Reckoner David Rossi: [voiceover] Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical. -Blaise Pascal
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Reckoner David Rossi: [voiceover] I have always found that mercy bears richer fruit than strict justice. -Abraham Lincoln
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Reckoner Dr. Spencer Reid: [after Hotch throws him a folder] What's this? Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: You told me you were cleared to travel. You lied. Emily Prentiss: Naughty boy. Dr. Spencer Reid: Uh, no I didn't. I am a doctor, so technically it wasn't a lie. Penelope Garcia: What was it then? Dr. Spencer Reid: Um... second opinion? Penelope Garcia: Hmm. You're my bitch now. [leaves the room as Morgan chuckles]
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Reckoner Penelope Garcia: [to Hotch via webcam with Reid] I got something that might help us with that... Dr. Spencer Reid: Technically we have something that might help us with that.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Reckoner Dr. Spencer Reid: [to Prentiss via webcam with Garcia] Anything less than 10,000 dollars keeps the IRS off your trail. Penelope Garcia: [desperately] I know that too.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Reckoner David Rossi: Doomed to be star crossed lovers, destined to wander what might have been
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - Haunted Dr. Spencer Reid: [after Garcia helps him sit down] Thanks. Penelope Garcia: Does it hurt? Dr. Spencer Reid: It really only hurts when I think about it which is pretty much all the time. [starts to snoop in the cookie tin next to him] Penelope Garcia: No, no, no. Get away you. [takes the lid] Dr. Spencer Reid: What? Penelope Garcia: These are for Hotch. Dr. Spencer Reid: I get shot in the leg and I don't get any cookies? You know he's gonna hate the attention. Penelope Garcia: [puts the lid back on] It's cookies, not cake.
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Nameless, Faceless Penelope Garcia: [to Reid on the phone] Okay, do you want biological information or full medical charts? Dr. Spencer Reid: Can you get the full medical charts? Penelope Garcia: You know for a smart boy you still ask a lot of dumb questions.
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Nameless, Faceless David Rossi: [voiceover] Karl Krauss said, A weak man has doubts before a decision; a strong man has them afterwards.
	Season 4 / Episode 25: - To Hell...And Back Part 1 Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Sometimes the day just ends. [gunshot]
	Season 4 / Episode 25: - To Hell...And Back Part 1 Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: [Final monologue] Sometimes there are no words, no clever quotes to neatly sum up what's happened that day. Sometimes you do everything right, everything exactly right, and still you feel like you failed. Did it need to end that way? Could something have been done to prevent the tragedy in the first place? Eighty-nine murders at the pig farm. The deaths of Mason and Lucas Turner and make 91 lives snuffed out. Kelly Shane will go home and try to recover,to reconnect with her family, but she'll never be a child again. William Hightower, who gave his leg for his country, gave the rest of himself to avenge his sister's murder. That makes 93 lives forever altered, not counting family and friends in the small town of Sarnia, Ontario, who thought that monsters didn't exist until they learned that they spent their lives with one. And what about my team? How many more times will they be able to look into the abyss, how many times before they won't ever recover the pieces of themselves that this job takes? [a hooded figure appears behind Hotch, he turns around, facing the barrel of a gun] Like I said, sometimes there are no words, no clever quotes to neatly sum up what's happened that day. Man: You should have made a deal. Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Sometimes, the day just... [gunshot]... ends.
	Season 4 / Episode 24: - Amplification Penelope Garcia: I can't be my usual sparkly self when you are where you are.
	Season 4 / Episode 24: - Amplification Dr. Spencer Reid: [Reid is being cleaned by a bio hazard team] I'm about to get naked so they can scrub me down. You sure that's something you wanna see?
	Season 4 / Episode 24: - Amplification Dr. Spencer Reid: [wakes up in hospital] Are you eating jello? Derek Morgan: Hey kid. [to the hallway] Hey, Doc. He's awake. Dr. Spencer Reid: [to Morgan] Is there any more jello?
	Season 4 / Episode 22: - The Big Wheel Penelope Garcia: [about a serial killer] He sure likes his blondes. Not a good date, though - too stabby.
	Season 4 / Episode 22: - The Big Wheel Emily Prentiss: [in the investigation room; looking at Reid] What's missing from the Michelle Watson murder is any sign of rage or overkill. Dr. Spencer Reid: Yeah, instead on the tape we see signs of remorse. A complete and sudden emotional change. It's absolutely fascinating. Penelope Garcia: [walking over to Prentiss, looking at Reid] I love you, Reid, but the stuff you find fascinating is sad.
	Season 4 / Episode 18: - Omnivore The Reaper: Are you scared? You should be.
	Season 4 / Episode 17: - Demonology Derek Morgan: Rossi, don't tell me you believe in evil. David Rossi: Don't tell me you do this job and you don't. Derek Morgan: I believe there are evil acts, but those are choices - brain chemistry. What do you think, Hotch? Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: I think, deep down, we're all capable of unspeakable things. Where it starts or what you call it, I don't know.
	Season 4 / Episode 17: - Demonology David Rossi: You know, James Joyce also said, "There is no heresy or philosophy so abhorrent to the Church as a human being."
	Season 4 / Episode 16: - Pleasure Is My Business Dr. Spencer Reid: 18 cars, 6 houses and 3 boats. Can you even boat in Dallas?
	Season 4 / Episode 13: - Bloodline Penelope Garcia: Hiya, baby. Derek Morgan: Hey baby girl. We need to talk. Penelope Garcia: PG or NC17? Derek Morgan: You're on speaker phone. Penelope Garcia: I charge extra for groups.
	Season 4 / Episode 13: - Bloodline Agent Jordan Todd: This team is like a family, and families take on the traits of their leaders. You don't show much emotion. Aaron Hotchner: Meaning what? Agent Jordan Todd: I've sat at J.J.'s desk and I've looked at some of the worst things I've ever seen just trying to do half her job. I hope you don't take her for granted.
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - Normal Derek Morgan: [while holding JJ's baby] What's he doing? He's smiling at Derek Morgan. Emily Prentiss, Penelope Garcia: [Together] Gas!
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - Masterpiece David Rossi: "Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - Masterpiece Dr. Spencer Reid: [Looking through glass at Professor Rothchild] I never have any normal fans.
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Memoriam Dr. Spencer Reid: [walks into his hotel room with a box, surprised to see Rossi and Morgan there] What are you guys doing here? Derek Morgan: Hey. What's it look like we're doing? Dr. Spencer Reid: Uh, breaking into my room and watching Days of Our Lives. David Rossi: The Young and the Restless.
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Memoriam David Rossi: [referring to Reid's father] He's keeping tabs on you. That's saying something. Dr. Spencer Reid: Yeah and he Googled me. That makes up for everything.

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