Patrick Maitland

Coupling (UK)

- Character Guide

Characters: #5 of 7 (Full List)

+ Add to My Characters

Played by:

Ben Miles

Who is Patrick Maitland?

[No description found for this character]

Patrick Maitland Fans [8]

eleocleo

teefo

discordia

eric83zxt

alixxis85

irenaoasis

m86

Episode Screenshots

Season 2, Episode 01	Season 3, Episode 04
Season 2, Episode 03	Season 2, Episode 07

[More Episodes]

Find Patrick Maitland on other TV Shows

Patrick Maitland played by Colin Ferguson

Patrick Maitland
"Coupling"

Patrick Maitland Quotes

Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Girl with Two Breasts

Patrick Maitland: The Girl With Two Brains.
Steve Taylor: Three brains, Patrick.
Patrick Maitland: Oh, yeah, I forgot about that one!

Season 2 / Episode 9: - The End of the Line

Patrick Maitland: Ok. Julia's pants. Really small?
Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock: Yeah, tiny. Really tiny.
Steve Taylor: Somewhere between wispy and a trick of the light?
Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock: You could accidentally swallow three whole pairs in one go. Trust me.
Patrick Maitland: Great, aren't they?
Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock: Yeah, they're not like real pants, they're like the ghost of pants.
Patrick Maitland: Jeff?
Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock: Yeah?
Patrick Maitland: They spread.
Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock: What?
Patrick Maitland: Pants, they spread and grow.
Steve Taylor: Experts can determine the age of a relationship from pants spreadage alone.
Patrick Maitland: You start off with a sexy little thong...
Steve Taylor: And one day you're looking at the makings of a decent size trampoline.

[More Quotes]

Patrick Maitland Photos

powered by

Previous | Next (1)

Previous: Sally Harper

Next: Jane Christie

» Back to Coupling (UK) TV Show