1x01 No Sax Please - We're Egyptian

Ruffles: [they are climbing the walls] Come on, lads, at about fifty-foot, we'll reach the top. Have you got the- [he hears Nanny singing off-key]
Burt: Have I got the what, chief?
Ruffles: Listen. [he hears Nanny singing again] Makes your flesh creep, dunnit? Must be the werewolf.
Nanny: [Nanny is dusting] Now, give it a tickle with me featherduster, and it'll be as right as rain!
Ruffles: She's ticklin' it wiv' a featherduster! No wonder it's out.
Nanny: [she sweeps the featherduster outside of the window and unknowingly into Ruffles' face] There!
Ruffles: [gears up to sneeze] Ahh, ahh...
Burt: What's ah, chief?
Ruffles: Ahh...
Burt: "Ahh" *what*, chief?
Ruffles: [sneezes] Ah-choo! [he lets go of the ledge and the four Crow Brothers plummet down to the ground]

Hoomite: I am Hoomite, High Priest of the Sun God Ra! And this is my assistant Yoobee.
Yoobee: Delighted, I'm sure.
Hoomite: Who might you be?
Count Duckula: Yes, I got that.
Hoomite: No, who might you be?
Count Duckula: Yes, I know, you said that already.
Hoomite: So you will not tell me?
Count Duckula: Well, I hardly need to, do I?
Hoomite: We shall see about that! Yoobee, you try.
Yoobee: Oh, very well master. Listen I am Yoobee, right?
Count Duckula: Wrong. I am. You are.
Yoobee: Aahhh! There you are Master, he is Yooare.
Hoomite: So you are Yooare?
Count Duckula: I am not, I am not.
Hoomite: See! He is not Yooare, he is Knot!
Yoobee: You are Yooare!
Count Duckula: I am not Yooare.
Yoobee: Don't call me Knot, Yooare. I am not Yooare, I am not Knot. I am Yoobee.
Count Duckula: Look, let us get this sorted out. I am not Knot, okay? I am not Yooare. Okay? And you are Hoomite. And you are Yoobee. Okay?
Hoomite, Yoobee: Okay.
Hoomite: But!
Count Duckula: Yes?
Hoomite: Who might you be?

Count Duckula: [upon hearing the Crow Brothers fall out side the window sill] What was that?
Igor: Hmm?
Count Duckula: A series of thuds like falling bodies hitting the floor!
Igor: Oh, that'll be Nanny making pastry, sir.