Cory In the House Quotes

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Cory In the House

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Cory In the House Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Who Let the Dolls Out? Newt: No offense, but sometimes I wonder what's going on in your brains.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - That's So In the House Cory Baxter: [talking to sister Raven via cell phone] Raven? Hey, how fast can you get to Washington, DC? Raven Baxter: [enters the room] Is this fast enough?
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Mall of Confusion Maya: She's not your sister, and you're from Sacramento!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Bahavian Idol Sophie: Boom Shackalacka! Meena: Shackalacka Boom!
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Just Desserts Cory Baxter: Mrs. Flowers! What brings you down? Mrs. Flowers: Rainy days and Mondays.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Just Desserts Meena Paroom: I present to you... the official Bahavian dessert: the Nakeeshka! [Cory and Newt reach for it and Meena stops them] You think you can just dig in like wild animals? First, we must ceremoniously drizzle it with lemon sauce... [does a sort of Bahavian chant while drizzling the "nakeeshka"] There. Now you may dig in like wild animals. [Cory and Newt split Meena's pastry in half and taste it] So, what do you think? Cory Baxter: If this nakeeshka had a dress... I would marry it. Newt Livingston: [examining his nakeeshka] You know, I don't really say this often... but, AWWWESSOMMMMMMME!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Napper's Delight Sophie: Who wants to play dress up? Cory Baxter: [sounding like Sophie] Not me! Sophie: Who means you. And wants to means [devilish sound] HAS to.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Napper's Delight Maxine: That’s America’s Angel. Sophie: That’s what they call me.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Napper's Delight Sophie: Us Whitehouse kids gotta stick together. Cory Baxter: Yeah.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - We Built This Kitty On Rock & Roll Sophie: Ohh, you’re gonna get it big time.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - We Built This Kitty On Rock & Roll Newt: Wow Mr.B, those were some nuggets of wisdom.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Everybody Loves Meena Newt: Your my wife your suppose to support me! Sophie: Your my husband your suppose to have an actual job! Newt: What are you saying?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Everybody Loves Meena Cory Baxter: I had the worst night of my life! Sophie: I almost married your friend NEWT Cory Baxter: Well I got on a bus in my underwear Sophie: Ok then you win!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Everybody Loves Meena Victor Baxter: Sophie's got a major crush on you! Newt: Awww, that's so sweet! Victor Baxter: Yeah, to you, but to her this is a big deal! Just, let her down easy. Newt: Don't worry Mr. Baxter, ask my parents, I let people down all the time!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Everybody Loves Meena Victor Baxter: [sees Sophie putting a heart made of strawberries on top of a cake] Uh, uh, Sophie? Sophie: [dreamily] What? Victor Baxter: Uh, your dad's having dinner with General Stone, and General Stone's not the kind of guy who likes strawberry hearts on his cake. Sophie: Oh, sorry, Chef Victor. I guess I just have something on my mind. Victor Baxter: Oh. Well, I got -... Sophie: I said I have something on my mind.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Everybody Loves Meena Newt: Awesome! Sophie: Yes you are.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Everybody Loves Meena Jason Stickler: I don't think you wanna go out there in your underwear. Cory Baxter: [mockingly] But I'm not in my underwe... Jason Stickler: Turbo! [the hand dryer sucks off Cory's clothes, leaving him in a white t-shirt and powder blue boxers]
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - New Kid In Town Meena: I'm Meena. Cory Baxter: I'm... I'm Yroc! [Meena Flips Card] I'm Cory!
	Unknown Episode: Victor Baxter: Good morning, Sophie. How about something healthy and delicious? Sophie: How about something greasy and salty? Victor Baxter: Green and leafy? Sophie: Brown and crispy? Victor Baxter: How about something... Sophie: Chef Victor, we both know how this is gonna end.
	Unknown Episode: President Richard Martinez: [close up] The president of the United States.
	Unknown Episode: Newt: Awesome!
	Unknown Episode: Newt: [concerning Meena's recent breakup] I hope she's gonna be ok. Cory Baxter: I hope Craig's gonna be ok.