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1x07 Introduction to Statistics
First Aired: Oct. 29, 2009 on NBC
Summary: Jeff is crushing on his statistics professor and is bent on asking her out on a date. He needs to choose between pursuing her or showing up at Annie's Day of the Dead party. Pierce accepts and deals with his being old. |
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Episode Quotes
Annie: Dia de los Muertos, or Day of the Dead, is sometimes referred to as Mexican Halloween.
Senor Chang: Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.
Senor Chang: Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.
Senor Chang: [about Professor Slater] Is there a breeze here? Because someone struck out!
Jeff Winger: She blew you off too, Chang.
Senor Chang: Is that what you have to fall back on? Look at me, bro. Look at me. I've got the body of a fifth grader. If I was working with what you've got, she'd be at the Comfort Inn right now giving me a Mexican Halloween.
Jeff Winger: She blew you off too, Chang.
Senor Chang: Is that what you have to fall back on? Look at me, bro. Look at me. I've got the body of a fifth grader. If I was working with what you've got, she'd be at the Comfort Inn right now giving me a Mexican Halloween.
Pierce Hawthorne: What did you slip me? I keep grinding my teeth, and I wanna kiss everybody.
Star-Burns: What did you give me? My heart stopped racing, and I can't pee.
Star-Burns: What did you give me? My heart stopped racing, and I can't pee.
Mistakes/Goofs
- Goof (factual errors): Professor Slater says that the Bernoulli distribution is the "number of successes in a sequence of independent yes/no experiments." She is describing the binomial distribution, not the Bernoulli distribution, which is a single yes/no experiment.
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