Shirley Bennett (Yvette Nicole Brown) who is a recently divorced mother of two who attends Greendale Community College. Shirley is a devoted Christian and is very sweet but also has thinly-veiled rage issues and gossips compulsively. She is proud to be an African American and a woman but appreciates not being defined by those characteristics. She is taking classes which will allow her to market her baked goods, specifically her famous brownies. She is very friendly to everyone, but sometimes has problems minding her own business or keeping secrets.
Shirley Bennett Quotes
|Season 3 / Episode 22: - Introduction To Finality|
Shirley Bennett: You were like a white Blair Underwood.
|Season 3 / Episode 20: - Digital Estate Planning|
Blacksmith: I buy and sell weapons and armor. [opens a menu]
Annie Edison: Cool. We need weapons. [looks through the expensive weapons] Oh. What's free? Can we have a torch? [she picks up a torch from the wall]
Blacksmith: Thief! Thief!
Shirley Bennett: Annie, put it back.
Annie Edison: Sorry. [she tries to put the torch back on the wall and sets the blacksmith on fire] Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Shirley Bennett: Oh my God.
Annie Edison: It was an accident!
Shirley Bennett: He's dying!
Annie Edison: Hold on hold on hold on! [she takes out an ax and hacks the blacksmith to death]
Shirley Bennett: Now, what are you doing?
Annie Edison: Well, he was suffering!
Shirley Bennett: Yeah, from ax wounds!
Shirley Bennett Photos
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