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 | Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Travis Marks: You owe me 20. Wes Mitchell: No, we never agreed on terms. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Travis Marks: There'd be a lot less paperwork if he fell. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Dr. Elise Ryan: This is a safe place to say anything no matter how awkward. Now that you and Dakota are trying for a baby, sex isn't just about pleasure anymore. You know yu get into bed and suddenly it's the final over of the last innings and you've got one bowl left and you've got to hit it for a six... Cricket?... British baseball?... Wes Mitchell: I think she's saying it's the bottom of th ninth, you've got two outs and you know... you haveta... hit the homerun. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Travis Marks: Bet you didn't know that you were being chased by a high school state championship long jumper? Did ya? Wes Mitchell: You know, I'm starting to question that whole story myself. I jumped as far as you did. I got big boy shoe on. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Dr. Elise Ryan: Guys? Ever wilted under pressure? Wes Mitchell: No. Travis Marks: No. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Johnny Bench Hall of Fame Catcher: Slumps are like a soft bed. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Jim Bergen: And my wife will have one of your damn appletinis. Please. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Captain Mike Sutton: Okay, Happy Boy, go get it. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Bartender/Actress-wannabe: [imitating Bergen] 'Sorry, I had to point my gun at you, ma'am. But I just got so burlin' mad.' |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Travis Marks: Dude, you have no game whatsoever. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Travis Marks: I used to date this chick who moved here from Amarillo. She used to ay 'url' for 'oil' and 'burl' for 'boil'. Clyde said he was "burlin' mad". That's that Texas panhandle talk. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Wes Mitchell: I'm tired of that thing hovering over my head. It's distracting. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Wes Mitchell: Do they look like criminal masterminds to you? |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Wes Mitchell: Don't do that cop talk. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Travis Marks: Wack-a-mole, got it. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Wes Mitchell: What the hell just happened? Travis Marks: You want to know what just happened? It's just like Dr. Ryan said... two outs, bottom of the ninth and you got that performance anxiety. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Travis Marks: ...and it pains me to say... my partner was unable to perform. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Wes Mitchell: I was not unable to perform. I'm Dakota in this situation here. If anyone's Dakota here, in Travis's little analogy, it's me. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Wes Mitchell: Look, we always blame each other, and we never communicate unless we have to; that's how we work. It's never been a problem. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Wes Mitchell: Well, I've kind of been staying here for a little over a year now. Carine Thompson: Shut up. You live here? |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Carine Thompson: I-I travel constantly for work and sometimes it feels like I live in hotels... But I've never met a literal hotel dweller. Wes Mitchell: We're rarely seen in nature. Carine Thompson: Well, I'm glad I caught you in your watering hole. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Travis Marks: As partners go, she leaves a lot to be desired. She's kind of like you, actually. Wes Mitchell: Maybe she's not a partner at all. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Captain Mike Sutton: Wes, Travis join me in my inner sanctum. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Captain Mike Sutton: I told her I thought you two were the classic Elizabeth Taylor/Richard Burton kind of relationship. Travis Marks: The old movie stars? Captain Mike Sutton: Yeah. They had an affair that was roiled with passion. Truth is they hated each other most of the time... They couldn't keep their hands off each other, though. Like you two - you fight, you fight and you fight, but bam, you make a collar, there's relief. There's pleasure, a little afterglow. And then the cycle renews again. Travis Marks: [Wes clears throat] Thanks, Cap. The question: Which one of us is Liz Taylor? Wes Mitchell: Okay, no, no, that... Please don't. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Travis Marks: Come on. Yesterday, you were begging to be Dakota. Just be Liz. Be proud. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Wes Mitchell: We're on the same page here. Right? Straight up. Smash and grab. Travis Marks: We don't split up, we can't screw up, Baby. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Travis Marks: For the record, I fully expect you to go postal like this one day. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Jonelle: Oh, well, looky who the cat dragged in. The boys who just can't seem to seal the deal. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Jonelle: Don't worry about it, boys. Burton and Taylor they had their rough patches, too. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Performance Anxiety Jonelle: Captain Sutton explained it to us, after the time Travis threw your desk chair out the window. |
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