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Episode: 03x09
Title: Stephen Lynch
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 309
First Aired: Aug. 02, 2000

Season 3 » Episode #09 - Stephen Lynch

Comedy Central Presents - 03x09 Stephen Lynch

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Stephen Lynch (II)

played by Stephen Lynch (II)

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Season 3 / Episode 9: - Stephen Lynch

Stephen Lynch: Hush little girl, sweet baby don't cry, tonight / daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight / Why can't it all, be like it was before? / How can I explain why mommy's not here anymore? / 'Cuz daddy likes porno and ten-dollar whores / daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores / daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus / I think that's why mommy left us / Mommy left us / Hush, little girl, there is no reason to fret, tonight / Don't mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget, [inhales sharply] tonight [exhales] / Soon it will all be like it was before / Any minute she will walk through that front door / But daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer / then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear / Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus / I think that's why mommy left us / Please, don't cry / I swear I'll try / to be here by your side... / right after daddy gets home from the bar / visits his bookie and steals a new car / he'll drive to the strip club, and if daddy plays his cards right / he'll bring home your new mommy tonight / lye dee dye, lye dye dye dee dye dye dee duh...

Season 3 / Episode 9: - Stephen Lynch

Stephen Lynch: Boys and girls, that was it! He knew how to make himself happy. He would write music and play songs. Not only would this make him happy but, surely he would get lots of ass too.

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