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	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Jeff Dunham Walter: I hate this frickin' job! Jeff Dunham: Why's that? Walter: [referring to Peanut] Making me go after that purple idiot! He's like a Muppet on crack. [referring to José Jalapeño] Him and that Filipino on a stick. Jeff Dunham: Actually, he's a *jalapeño*! He's a jalapeño! Walter: Filipino, jalapeño, just put him on a stick and get him the hell out!
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Jeff Dunham Jeff Dunham: Where did you get the suit? Melvin the Superhero Guy: Online auction. [audience laughs] Shut up! I defeated the highest bidder!
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Jeff Dunham Jeff Dunham: Are you ready? José Jalapeño: I'm ready, señor. Peanut: Now most people don't know but tell them what you are. José Jalapeño: I'm the jalapeño on a stick! Jeff Dunham: What's your name? José Jalapeño: My name José. Peanut: José what? José Jalapeño: José Jalapeño. Jeff Dunham: Oh. José Jalapeño: On a Stick! Peanut: And you're Mexican? José Jalapeño: No, señor. Mexicans are from Mexico. I'm Puerto Rican. Jeff Dunham: Oh. José Jalapeño: I'm from New York City.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Jeff Dunham Jeff Dunham: Look, Peanut, you're just going to have to be nicer to José. Peanut: Okay, José, ¿Como esta usted? José Jalapeño: ¡Muy bien! Peanut: ¿Poner a tú hablé? José Jalapeño: Oh, sí, ¡Bueno! Jeff Dunham: Peanut, what are you doing? Peanut: I'm speaking to José in his native tongue? Jeff Dunham: Could you not do that? Peanut: Why not? Jeff Dunham: Well, it makes me feel... left out. Peanut: Huh? Jeff Dunham: Well, I don't speak Spanish. José Jalapeño: You are a sick person, Señor. Peanut: You're a sick guy! José Jalapeño: On a stick!

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