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	Season 6 / Episode 12: - Operation: T.R.E.A.T.Y Numbuh 2: Heeey, Numbuh 5, who's your friend? Ooh, what a fox! [Numbuh 2 is referring to a girl who bears an uncanny resemblance to Heinrich] Numbuh 5: This is Henrietta von Marzipan. She's an old friend of mine. Henrietta Von Marzipan: I must now go to help undo the wrongs I have done. Thanks for not giving up on me, Abigail. Until we meet again! Auf wiedersehen! Numbuh 5: Be good, Heiney! [realization finally hits Numbuhs 1, 2 and 3 and they gag in disgust]
	Season 5 / Episode 14: - Operation: I.T Numbuh 1: [about being the Supreme Leader of the Kids Next Door] Some people like Numbuh 100, Numbuh 274, like you, were made for this job. You're smart, organized, and you know just when it's time to take a cookie break. Sure it's hard, but I'll bet that's what makes it exciting for you. I'd hate to see you give that up. Numbuh 362: Thanks Nigel, but no thanks. I think I'm done.
	Season 5 / Episode 14: - Operation: I.T Numbuh 362: [Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 362 are trying to reach Father, but are stopped by a wall of broccoli] One... way... into... room... [she begins eating through the broccoli, much to Numbuh 1's revulsion] Numbuh 1: Rachel! No! It's suicide! Oh, at least put some cheese on it!
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Operation: L.I.C.O.R.I.C.E. / Operation: H.O.M.E. Numbuh 5: There's just one thing. If Heinrich took the seed, what'd he do with it? [sudden cut to Heinrich] Heinrich Von Marzipan: I ate it!
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Operation: L.I.C.O.R.I.C.E. / Operation: H.O.M.E. Numbuh 5: Hey, Heiney. Heinrich Von Marzipan: Abigail, I... never got ein chance to thank you for saving me. Numbuh 5: Aw, that's cool. Maybe this makes us even for Guatemala? Heinrich Von Marzipan: Not even close! Not even if you saved mein life two thousand times, I... Numbuh 5: Chill out, man. Numbuh 5 was just kidding. Besides, you can thank me once we get back. Heinrich Von Marzipan: Uh, back where? [Later, at the Arctic Prison, Numbuh 5 closes the door to Heinrich's cell] Very funny, Abigail Lincoln! I'll get out, und I'll finally have mein revenge on you, Abigail!
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Operation: E.N.G.L.A.N.D. / Operation: A.W.A.R.D.S. Trevor: You're never careful with your books! Always eating kippers while you're reading and mucking them all up!
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Operation: C.A.K.E.D-F.I.V.E Father: [Feeling dejected] I may be evil, but that doesn't mean I don't like to party down once in a while.
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - Operation: K.N.O.T. / Operation: C.L.O.S.E.T. Windsor: Moosk was the star accountant at my daddy's firm for years. After he rejected the tie, our company's stock plunged. Daddy was beside himself. He couldn't ever get close enough to Moosk to get him back... but I could.
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - Operation: K.N.O.T. / Operation: C.L.O.S.E.T. Windsor: Daddy says he needs his budget reports ASAP so you'll have to work all night... again! And straighten that tie, mister!
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Operation: R.A.B.B.I.T. / Operation: F.L.U.S.H. Heinrich Von Marzipan: Ach, liebchen, I say so many things I do not mean. Like 'No more gumdrops for me' or [singsong voice] 'Who would like some of mein lollipops?'
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Operation: R.A.B.B.I.T. / Operation: F.L.U.S.H. Heinrich Von Marzipan: You know, all of mein life it has been mein dream to make zee chocolate bunnies out of zee real bunnies. But never once did I think to make zee chocolate Kids Next Door operatives!
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Operation: R.A.B.B.I.T. / Operation: F.L.U.S.H. Numbuh 5: Numbuh 2, if we don't get that rabbit back, those first graders won't survive until their parents pick them up. Now, are you ready? Numbuh 2: Pfft. Ready for lunch. [Numbuh 5 glares at him] Joking, I'm joking!
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Operation: R.A.B.B.I.T. / Operation: F.L.U.S.H. Numbuh 5: Dipping bunnies in a chocolate volcano? Heiney's gone cocoa crazy! We're gonna need a plan. Numbuh 2: I got a plan. Numbuh 5: Good idea. You go distract Heinrich, and I'll grab the rabbit! Numbuh 2: Distract? Huh, I'm going in for some of that chocolate.
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-T.H.R.E.E./ Operation: L.O.C.K.D.O.W.N. Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: You better save some room, Delightful Dorks, 'cause you're gonna eat your words along with that cake! Nigel Uno: Um... we don't let them eat the cake. Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: Oh... uh, provided we let you eat the cake, which we're not gonna do! Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: [sympathetically] Man, you need to work on that.
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-T.H.R.E.E./ Operation: L.O.C.K.D.O.W.N. Nigel Uno: [after hearing Numbuh 2's idea] That... is... *brilliant*! Nigel Uno: [next scene, eggs are in his room] This... is... *stupid*! You put a kajillion eggs in my room? Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: Well, I wasn't gonna put them in *my* room.
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Operation: P.I.N.K.-E.Y.E. / Operation: K.A.S.T.L.E. King Sandy, Knight #2: [King Sandy] THE KING DOES NOT PRETEND!
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Operation: P.I.N.K.-E.Y.E. / Operation: K.A.S.T.L.E. Mushi Sanban: What do you mean, you're not pretending? She can't get married for real. She's like ten years old! King Sandy, Knight #2: Argh! That's it! That's it! That's it! KNIGHTS! Throw this wedding crasher into the dungeons *forever*!
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Operation: P.I.N.K.-E.Y.E. / Operation: K.A.S.T.L.E. Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: Man, that King Sandy's got weird taste in girls. Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: Ow! Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: Ow! What'd YOU hit me for? Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4: Nothin'.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Operation: A.R.C.H.I.V.E. / Operation: S.L.U.M.B.E.R. Numbuh 12: [Operation S.L.U.M.B.E.R] Okay, Numbuh 3. Truth or dare? Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban: Truth, silly. Numbuh 12: [Numbuh 12 and Numbuh 23 give each other a cunning look] Okay. Do you like... Numbuh 4? Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban: Of course I like Numbuh 4, we're in the same unit. Numbuh 12: [the same cunning looks] Nooo. Do you like like Numbuh 4? Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban: You mean like, like-like, like-like? Numbuh 12, Numbuh 23: Yeah! Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban: I... uh...
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Operation: B.U.T.T. / Operation: T.R.A.I.N.I.N.G. Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: [crossly] Have fun, old friend. Nigel Uno: Huh? Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban: [sobbing] Good bye Numbah One!
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Operation: B.U.T.T. / Operation: T.R.A.I.N.I.N.G. Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: Hold up! So, we made you go to the stupid beach. That's not bad for you to just quit. Nigel Uno: [sadly] This is a private matter, Numbuh Five. I'm sorry. Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4: Dude! You can't just quit! Nigel Uno: [sadly] Watch me.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Operation: F.O.U.N.T.A.I.N. Nigel Uno: Uh, is anyone here allergic to milk? Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: No, but Number 5 IS allergic to drowning!
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Operation: E.N.D. Nigel Uno: What was that? Tommy Gilligan: Um... remember those design flaws I mentioned? Nigel Uno: Ye-e-e-es? Tommy Gilligan: I... never designed a braking system.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Operation: B.E.A.C.H. / Operation: U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R. Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr., Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: Wally and Kuki, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Operation: B.E.A.C.H. / Operation: U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R. Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4: They've made this *personal* by taking Numbuh 3!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Operation: B.E.A.C.H. / Operation: U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R. Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4: Hey you stupid knights in stupid, stupid armor! Give me back Numbuh 3, or else!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Operation: B.E.A.C.H. / Operation: U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R. Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: [to Numbuh 5 after Numbuh 4 went into the sandcastle by catapult] So, uh, you next? Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: Are you *nuts*? I'm going through the front door. Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: [Follows her] Eh, works for me.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Operation: B.E.A.C.H. / Operation: U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R. Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4: Kuki, your not gonna marry that dork are you? Kuki Sanban: Of course not! We're just pretending. King Sandy: Pretending? The king does not pretend. The king *never* pretends. Kuki Sanban: What are you, nuts? I can't get married for real. I'm like 10 years old!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Operation: B.E.A.C.H. / Operation: U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R. Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr., Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: [in unison] Wally and Kuki, sitting in a tree: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-T.W.O./ Operation: S.P.A.C.E. Nigel Uno: This cake is going to be shared by everyone, except you brats. Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban: Everyone? Even my sister? Nigel Uno: Yes, even your sister. Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban: And Lizzie? Nigel Uno: YES, LIZZIE! Do you mind Numbuh 3, I am in the middle of something here. Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban: Okay, go ahead!