1x03 Leonardo Leonardo Returns And Dante Has An Important Decision To Make. - Clerks Episode Guide

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Episode: 01x03
Title: Leonardo Leonardo Returns And Dante Has An Important Decision To Make.
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: CLK-101
First Aired: N/A

Season 1 » Episode #03 - Leonardo Leonardo Returns And Dante Has An Important Decision To Make.

Clerks - 01x03 Leonardo Leonardo Returns And Dante Has An Important Decision To Make.

Summary: Leonardo returns to town and opens Quicker Stop, another convenience store across the street, specializing in adult magazines and coffee bars. The Quick Stop and RST Video lose enough business that they prepare to close. Jay and Silent Bob "quit" to "work" for Quicker Stop. Leonardo offers Randal and Dante jobs and a college education but Randal blows it. The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer provides the answer on how to take Leonardo down.

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Major Baklava	voiced by James Woods
Charles Barkley	voiced by Charles Barkley
Patrick Swayze	voiced by Gilbert Gottfried
Giggling Girl	voiced by Tara Strong
Mayor McCheese	voiced by Al Franken
Albert	played by Brian Posehn

Episode Quotes

01x03 - Leonardo Leonardo Returns And Dante Has An Important Decision To Make.

Season 1 / Episode 3: - Leonardo Leonardo Returns And Dante Has An Important Decision To Make.

Dante Hicks: Look, there is no virus. You're all just victims of the over-active imagination of a pop-culture junkie loudmouth.
Major Baklava: Quentin Tarantino?

Season 1 / Episode 3: - Leonardo Leonardo Returns And Dante Has An Important Decision To Make.

Big Mac: Hello good people of Leonardo. I, like the mayor, was on my way to a costume, but incidentally, not the same costume party. I am able to remove my costume but I have decided to wear it as protection against the deadly virus. Are there any questions?
Tovah Hernandaz-Carlson: Who are you supposed to be?
Big Mac: I'm Big Mac. Beloved constable and best friend to Ronald McDonald. Now are there any questions about the virus?
Steve-Dave: Will this administration ever bring the Hamburglar to justice?
Big Mac: No... Yes. Look, does anybody have any questions about the virus that could kill us all?
Reporter: Can the virus kill the Grimace?
Big Mac: Nothing can kill the Grimace. All right, we're done here.

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TRIVIA

Dante and Randall start the show by reading letters from the viewers. One of these letters was written by a Mr. Richard Feder of Fort Lee, New Jersey. This is the same fictional name used for the person that "wrote" letters to "Saturday Night Live" (1975) character Roseanne Roseannadanna. Another letter is from Jennifer Schwalbach Smith, who is the wife of creator Kevin Smith (I).

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