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Episode: 01x01 (pilot)
Title: A Dissertation On The American Justice System By People Who Have Never Been Inside A Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers.
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: CLK-104
First Aired: May. 31, 2000

Season 1 » Episode #01 - A Dissertation On The American Justice System By People Who Have Never Been Inside A Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers.

Clerks - 01x01 A Dissertation On The American Justice System By People Who Have Never Been Inside A Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers.

Summary: Randal and Dante bet that they couldn't do each other's job for a day at RST Video and Quick Stop, respectively. Randall doesn't make it two minutes. Jay sues Dante and Quick Stop for $10 million after slipping and falling on the floor.

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Charles Barkley	voiced by Charles Barkley
Walt Grover the Fanboy	voiced by Walter Flanagan
Steve-Dave Pulasti	voiced by Bryan Johnson
Muffin Lady	voiced by Kerri Kenney
Man on Fire	voiced by Brian Posehn

Episode Quotes

01x01 - A Dissertation On The American Justice System By People Who Have Never Been Inside A Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers.

Season 1 / Episode 1: - A Dissertation On The American Justice System By People Who Have Never Been Inside A Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers.

Plug: Sir, we've just received this report. Apparently, the Quick Stop is still in business.
Leonardo Leonardo: I see... bring this Quick Stop to me.
Plug: Sir, it's a store.
Leonardo Leonardo: Bring it to me.
Plug: Okay... how about I just bring you the two kids that run it instead?
Leonardo Leonardo: Very well, bring them instead... for now.

01x01 - A Dissertation On The American Justice System By People Who Have Never Been Inside A Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers.

Season 1 / Episode 1: - A Dissertation On The American Justice System By People Who Have Never Been Inside A Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers.

Leonardo Leonardo: Well played, Clerks.

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Episode Screenshots (From Season 1)

01x04 - Leonardo Is Caught In The Grip Of An Outbreak Of Randal's Imagination And Patrick Swayze Either Does Or Doesn't Work In The New Pet Store.

Season 1, Episode 04

01x03 - Leonardo Leonardo Returns And Dante Has An Important Decision To Make.

Season 1, Episode 03

01x05 - Dante & Randal & Jay & Silent Bob & A Bunch Of New Characters & Lando Take Part In A Whole Bunch Of Movie Parodies Including, But Not Exclusive To, The Bad News Bears, The Last Sta

Season 1, Episode 05

01x02 - The Clipshow Wherein Dante And Randal Are Locked In The Freezer And Remember Some Of The Great Moments Of Their Lives.

Season 1, Episode 02

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