Randal Graves

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Jeff Anderson

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Season 1, Episode 04	Season 1, Episode 03
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Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Last Episode Ever!

Alcoholic: Mary, Mother of God! I cut my hand on a rubber band! Do you sell Band Aids?
Randal Graves: Band Aids is a brand name. The proper term is adhesive strips.
Dante Hicks: The man is bleeding to death and you're getting into a semantics argument?
Randal Graves: Man, name brand word association is one of the more subtle threats to this nation's free trade. It gives the larger, well-known companies an unfair advantage. I'm doing my part to keep the playing field level by weaning people off referring to generic products with brand names.
Dante Hicks: Way to show some backbone.
Randal Graves: No spine of Jell-O here, my friend.
Alcoholic: So do you sell adhesive strips or what?
Randal Graves: No.
Alcoholic: Well, that's just great. What are we gonna use to hold the merry-go-round together?

01x04 - Leonardo Is Caught In The Grip Of An Outbreak Of Randal's Imagination And Patrick Swayze Either Does Or Doesn't Work In The New Pet Store.

Season 1 / Episode 4: - Leonardo Is Caught In The Grip Of An Outbreak Of Randal's Imagination And Patrick Swayze Either Does Or Doesn't Work In The New Pet Store.

Dante Hicks: What are you doing? You're gonna get us both sent to jail!
Randal Graves: In Virginia, anyone who passes the bar can be a lawyer.
Dante Hicks: You haven't passed the bar! And this isn't Virginia!
Randal Graves: They don't know that!
Lawyer: Your Honor, may I point out that this man is not a lawyer, and we are relatively sure this is not Virginia.
Randal Graves: Your Honor, may *I* point out that I've seen all of your movies, including "Zandalee" and "Vice Versa."
Judge Reinhold: I'm going to allow it.

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