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 | Season 5 / Episode 7: - Chuck Versus the Santa Suit Big Mike: I want customers to remember the true meaning of Christmas. and get back to what you're supposed to be doing - buying stuff. |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Chuck Versus the Santa Suit Ellie Bartowski: Devon, it's Christmas Eve. We are having a party in six hours. We don't have a Christmas tree. We don't have decorations. Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: I am Eleanor Woodcomb. Ellie Bartowski: What are you doing? Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: I am Eleanor Woodcomb. Saying your name aloud helps to calm you. Reminds you tnat you are in control of your own actions. Ellie Bartowski, Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: I am Elenor Woodcomb. Ellie Bartowski: Yeah, that didn't work. |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Chuck Versus the Santa Suit John Casey: [about his gift to Alex] I thought it was a good idea. Dumb, huh? Chuck Bartowski: No, it's actually quite touching. Morgan Grimes: Like you're feeling real human emotion. John Casey: Don't ever say that again! Don't you breathe a word of this to Alex! |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Chuck Versus the Santa Suit Chuck Bartowski: [Calling Sarah on her cell] Sarah. Thank God! Shaw broke out of prison. Where are you?... Sarah? Daniel Shaw: Hello, nerd. Do me a favor - turn on the monitor. |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Chuck Versus the Santa Suit Morgan Grimes: What now, Chuck? Chuck? [Chuck sits motionless] This is bad. Tjis is very bad. He's shutting down. John Casey: Then we take care of Shaw ourselves. Morgan Grimes: Yeah, but he has the Intersect. I mean, we're going to need a plan - a *really* good plan. Chuck Bartowski: I've got the plan. Daniel Shaw murdered my father, and now he has my wife. He's going to wish he never left that prison cell. |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Chuck Versus the Santa Suit Chuck Bartowski: What's the best way for me to get into the CIA? General Diane Beckman: There's only one way in - with me. Chuck Bartowski: General, I can't tell you how happy I am to hear you say that. but you realize you're putting yourself on the line here. General Diane Beckman: This is my team. And nobody, *especially* Daniel Shaw, is going to take us down. |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Chuck Versus the Santa Suit Lester Patel: [as they're analyzing the Omen virus] Imagine a world without the Internet. What if it's up to us. Two Buy More employees left to stop the Omen Virus - save the world. Jeff Barnes: Come on, the government has their best people working on this, right? |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Chuck Versus the Santa Suit General Diane Beckman: Oh Stan, not again. Stan Lee: How about joining me at the punch bowl? General Diane Beckman: Enough. You're embarrassing yourself, Stan. Stan Lee: Well, if that's gonna be your attitude. [Stan leaves] Chuck Bartowski: Stan Lee is a spy? That is so weird. General Diane Beckman: LA spies. |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Chuck Versus the Santa Suit General Diane Beckman: Pucker up, Bartowski. You're about to become a man! Chuck Bartowski: What? Like a Bar Mitzvah? Something that's a little... what exactly do you have in mind? [Beckman kisses Chuck] |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Chuck Versus the Santa Suit John Casey: Alex - dad. I just want you to know that I'm proud of you. That I'm sorry I haven't been there for you all those years... And I'm really sorry that I'm having to tell you this recoded on an electronic bear... Electronic bear? |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Chuck Versus the Santa Suit Chuck Bartowski: However, if I remember correctly, last time we met face-to-face, I kicked your ass. Daniel Shaw: Heh. I made sure that would never happen again. No Intersect to help you this time, Chuck. Chuck Bartowski: I wouldn't be too sure about that. I've been training for a while now. Daniel Shaw: Oh really? Can you compete with the Intersect 3.0? I can practically catch a bullet with my teeth. But you did some push ups, hit the heavy bag. Oh, just so you know, as you're begging for mercy, your wife is watching. |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Chuck Versus the Santa Suit Chuck Bartowski: Nice shot, sis. But I told you to stay at home. Ellie Bartowski: I am Eleanor Woodcomb. Since when do I do what I'm told? ,, That man took our father away from us. I wasn't going to let him take anybody else. Chuck Bartowski: Merry Christmas, Ellie. Ellie Bartowski: Merry Chirstmas, Chuck |
 | Season 5 / Episode 6: - Chuck Versus the Curse Morgan Grimes: What if - what if Castle's been compromised? John Casey: That's actually - a very fine point. Good job on the break out. That was actually - I'm proud of you, moron. Morgan Grimes: Did you just compliment me, and insult me? |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Chuck Versus the Curse Alex McHugh: [Aiming a shotgun at an intruder] One more move and I will end you! Morgan Grimes: Damn it! And I was trying to be discreet. Man! Alex McHugh: Morgan? Morgan Grimes: Yeah. Alex McHugh: Morgan, what are you doing breaking into your own apartment? Morgan Grimes: Doing a favor for your dad. Trying not to be seen. Broke him out of jail. The CIA's kind of sort of hunting him. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Chuck Versus the Curse Chuck Bartowski: Man, I'm glad we're not on the lam forever. Because I gotta tell you, standing here, I feel like I'm becoming my father. I can only imagine this is how he felt like the first day he had to leave us alone. You know, all alone in exile. Sarah Walker: That's not gonna happen. Not if I have anything to do with it. Chuck Bartowski: It's like it's my family thing or something. You know - the Bartowski Curse. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Chuck Versus the Curse Alex McHugh: Chuck's going on the run, and he needs his pants? Morgan Grimes: Well, they're his secret PANTS. You know what? It's best if I show you mine. Ready? [Morgan opens a trunk. Revealing a pair of sweatpants] Alex McHugh: What's so special about them? Morgan Grimes: Not so fast. Not so fast. [Morgan lifts the sweatpants revealing a box] Ever since we were kids, Chuck and I each had a box of PANTS - Private Artifacts Never To Share. Kind of went through a mad acronym phase. This is where we kept our most sacred possessions, in case of fire - this is what we save. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Chuck Versus the Curse General Diane Beckman: Took you long enough to find me. John Casey: This is where we come in our darkest hours: Iran-Contra, Nicaragua, the Clinton Years. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Chuck Versus the Curse Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Babe, what if we're on a *real* spy mission? Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb, Ellie Bartowski: MARTINI! |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Chuck Versus the Curse Chuck Bartowski: This is my curse, Sarah. Don't you understand? The people I love are in danger. It's my fault. I need to fix it. Sarah Walker: Forget about the curse.I'm going out there. Talk to Casey amd Beckman. Convince them that your plan is the right thing to do. And then we'll go together. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Chuck Versus the Curse Robin Cunnings: [after finding her agent unconscious] How did this happen? Chuck Bartowski: I guess you never met my sister. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Chuck Versus the Curse Chuck Bartowski: I can handle anything you throw at me. Robin Cunnings: They all say that - so sad. [Loudly to her men] Bring out the Toy! Chuck Bartowski: Whoa. Whoa. Really? That's the Toy? I don't think children should be involved with that in any way shape or form. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Chuck Versus the Curse Ellie Bartowski: Oh my God! Thank you. Sarah Walker: It's gonna be okay. John Casey: Rescuing Bartowskis is our business. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Chuck Versus the Curse General Diane Beckman: You're going to tell me everything, Robin. What the plan is. Who you work for. All of it. Robin Cunnings: I have nothing to say to you. You're not *my* general. John Casey: We found something interesting in the factory. General Diane Beckman: I'm very excited to see how it works. I believe you call it "the Toy." |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Chuck Versus the Curse Sarah Walker: There is no curse, You're not your father, Chuck. You're not fated to be alone, or to hurt anybody. Those things happened because of the choices that people make - that *you* make. Chuck Bartowski: You're right. I'll never do it again - leave without you. The Bartowski family curse emds here -and - and not with me - with us. Sarah Walker: If you ever go out alone again just remember - I'm a trained assassin. Chuck Bartowski: Noted. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 5: - Chuck Versus the Hack Off John Casey: If I break out of prison, I'm a fugitive. I don't run from the law. I *am* the law. Decker has me in here for a reason. I'm gonna sit tight. Keep my head down. You figure out what his angle is, okay? |
| Season 5 / Episode 5: - Chuck Versus the Hack Off Gertrude Verbanski: Sorry, if I got too physical. Must be the uniform. John Casey: No. No. Don't apologize. I actually enjoyed it. Gertrude Verbanski: Thought you would. |
| Season 5 / Episode 5: - Chuck Versus the Hack Off Chuck Bartowski: Okay, this is definitely not a militia. Sarah - Sarah, I think we walked into a cult. Sarah Walker: Way ahead of you. Strip. Now! Chuck Bartowski: Wh- what- what are you doing? What are you doing? Sarah Walker: Joining the cult. Come on. |
| Season 5 / Episode 5: - Chuck Versus the Hack Off Sarah Walker: [Chuck and Sarah are naked] Now keep a close eye. I really have *no* place to hide a gun. Chuck Bartowski: Not too close an eye though. I'm serious - for real. No looking. Gertrude Verbanski: Calm down. No one's looking at anything. Not much to look at anyway Sarah Walker: That is not fair. I have nothing to be ashamed of. |
| Season 5 / Episode 5: - Chuck Versus the Hack Off Jeff Barnes: I totally get it. This reminds me of the time my dad tried to win back my mom when he found out she was having sex with Uncle Steve. They ended up as a threesome. I had a messed up childhood. |
| Season 5 / Episode 5: - Chuck Versus the Hack Off Lester Patel: [the other inmates have Casey restrained] Hey! You touch one hair on his head and I will pull your plug! Mark my words, son. Or your nights will get real long - *real* long. Step back! [Everyone backs away] |
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