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	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Chuck vs. the Ring John Casey: Oh Chuck me!
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Chuck vs. the Ring General Diane Beckman: How would you feel about working on the new Intersect project? Your government has been building its own Intersect. You've shown real promise. We'd like you to be an analyst. Your country is calling you, Mr. Bartowski. Chuck Bartowski: Uh, well then I think my country might have the wrong number. 'Cause I'm just Chuck Bartowski, not a hero.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Chuck vs. the Ring Chuck Bartowski: See? Guys can hug. John Casey: Not if they don't have their man parts.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Chuck vs. the Ring Chuck Bartowski: I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait any longer. Okay? Everyone keeps asking me what I'm going to do with my future. And the truth is I don't have a clue. All I do know is that I want you to be in it. Sarah Walker: Please, I really have to tell you. Chuck Bartowski: No. No guns. No lies. Just us. Just like I've always wanted. I've recently come into a little bit of money. So, any place you want to go. Any place at all, as long as it's sunny with little umbrella drinks. What I'm getting at here is... Sarah Walker will you do me the honor of... taking a vacation with me? Sarah Walker: Chuck, I'm leaving in the morning. The details are classified. But I'm working on the new Intersect Project with Bryce.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Chuck vs. the Ring Morgan Grimes: Dr. Awesome. Woody: Don't take another step. My wife warned me about you. Morgan Grimes: Good warnings I hope. Woody: Retreat two steps back.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Chuck vs. the Ring Bryce Larkin: The cube can't fall into the wrong hands. I made a promise to Orion. Chuck Bartowski: You knew? Bryce Larkin: That was the deal. Your dad knew I protected you at Stanford. I was the only spy he would trust. Chuck Bartowski: I can't believe you've known all the whole time. Bryce Larkin: He wanted to keep you out of this. But I knew you could handle the Intersect. I knew Sarah would find you. Most importantly, you deserved to know the truth about your father. He's a hero... Let's go get your sister married.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Chuck vs. the Ring Woody: [Referring to Jeff and Lester] Why are you letting Sam Kinison and an Indian lesbian wreck your wedding? [Takes a drink] Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Dad, just chill out. Okay?
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Chuck vs. the Ring Chuck Bartowski: Oh god! Someone shoot me now. Ted Roark: I can help you with that Chuck. A real shotgun wedding. Just think. That terrible pun is the last thing you'll ever hear.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Chuck vs. the Ring Steve Bartowski: Hello Ted. [Knocks out Roark then sighs] Waited 20 years to do that.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Chuck vs. the Ring Ellie Bartowski: I can't believe your idiot friends ruined my wedding. I'm just - I'm never going to forgive Morgan for this! Chuck Bartowski: Well, I think you're going to have to. Because Moragan, and Jeff and Lester, they only did what I asked them to do. Ellie Bartowski: What? Chuck Bartowski: I did all this. I forgot your rings. So I asked them to stall. So if you're going to be mad at someone, you should be mad at me... Please say something. Ellie Bartowski: You... ruined... the most important day in my life! Chuck Bartowski: Ellie, you have to trust me, all right? Take these. [Hands Ellie the rings] And I'll take care of the rest. Trust me.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Chuck vs. the Ring Chuck Bartowski: [to Morgan] Go with your heart, buddy. Our brains only screw things up.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Chuck vs. the Ring Steve Bartowski: You made changes to the Intersect. To my initial designs. The data architecture is different. What does this new computer do? Bryce Larkin: You don't want to know.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Chuck vs. the Ring Chuck Bartowski: You belong out there. Save the world. I'm just - I'm just not that guy. Sarah Walker: How many times do you have to be a hero to realize that you are that guy? Chuck Bartowski: But I want more Sarah. I want a life. I want a real life. Sarah Walker: Chuck, I don't want to save the world. I want - [Steve Bartowski interrupts]
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Chuck vs. the Ring Chuck Bartowski: [after Sarah leaves] I have to go. Steve Bartowski: No. No. You don't, you're not a spy. Chuck Bartowski: Dad... I love her!
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Chuck vs. the Ring Chuck Bartowski: But you need - you need the computer to fight FULCRUM. Bryce Larkin: FULCRUM doesn't matter, all right? They... they're just one part of the ring. They'll use it against us. Chuck, you have to do this, all right? You have to destroy that computer, then you get out of here.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Chuck Versus the Colonel Morgan Grimes: [Reading a note from Morgan] IOU one condom. Your pal, Morgan. Chuck Bartowski: I'm gonna kill you Morgan!
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Chuck Versus the Colonel Chuck Bartowski: I have very sensitive sinuses. John Casey: Well 9mm of hot lead should clear that right out! Did you really think you could run away from me? Let's go!
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Chuck Versus the Colonel Chuck Bartowski: For whatever it's worth, if I have to spend the rest of my days in a dark windowless room, I can't think of a better person to spend it with. Sarah Walker: Not really how this works. Chuck Bartowski: What? We can't request a cozy little two-bed two-bath cell? Sarah Walker: Two-bed?
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Chuck Versus the Colonel Ted Roark: Of course, if this doesn't work, I'm afraid I'm going to have to go back to that bit where I kill everybody. Chuck Bartowski: What if it does work? Ted Roark: If it does work, same result. But you know, you should root for it. Nobody likes a cynic.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Chuck Versus the Colonel Morgan Grimes: Anna Wu, will you come to Hawaii with me? Where I will learn the ancient art of Hibachi. Anna Wu: Morgan. I thought you'd never ask!
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Chuck Versus the Colonel Jeff Barnes: Dude keeps a Chuck diary. Lester Patel: [shows the diary] Bathroom visits, and durations. Jeff Barnes: Keys. Duct tape. High grade chloroform... Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Whoa. Jeff Barnes: From one stalker to another, I'm impressed.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Chuck Versus the Colonel Chuck Bartowski: "Colonel" Casey, huh? Now I get it. Now I understand why you'd betray your own team. John Casey: I never betray my team. You went AWOL. You betrayed me. Don't you ever forget that. Chuck Bartowski: So sorry, colonel. But congratulations on that chicken franchise you've always wanted.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Chuck Versus the Colonel Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: You need help, bro. You need serious psychiatric help. John Casey: Hmm. [Draws out handgun and advances] Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: John? Whoa, John. What are you doing, man? Put the gun away, dude. [firm] Bro, take another step and I will drop you.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Chuck Versus the Colonel Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Chuck. Chuck, this is crazy. We've got to call the police. Chuck Bartowski: Devon, we can't do that. Here, drink this. Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: He tried to kill me. Why can't we call the cops? Chuck Bartowski: Because I am the cops.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Chuck Versus the Colonel John Casey: [after discovering that Devon has broken into his apartment] I hate this whole family.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Chuck Versus the First Kill Chuck Bartowski: How do I know I can trust them? The government wants to keep the Intersect in my head. My father's the only one who can get it out. It's not rocket science. Sarah Walker: Okay, I know that you don't trust them. But do you trust me? Chuck Bartowski: ...Yeah. Sarah Walker: Good. Then I promise you, we're going to find him.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Chuck Versus the First Kill Morgan Grimes: What's the matter Chuck? Your dad's back in town, right? You're dating the hottest slice of the proverbial pizza. And you are best friends with me. Which mean that two out of three ain't so bad, right? Come on! You're the king of the world!
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Chuck Versus the First Kill Jeff: I can't leave the Buy More. I won't survive in the real world. I'm institutionalized.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Chuck Versus the First Kill Chuck Bartowski: I've spent the last year of my life being tortured, dangled off skyscrapers, bathed in sewage. Stop me if I've forgotten any glamorous perks of this job. I've continually done everything that you guys have asked me to do. But once my dad gets kidnapped, all you can say is "Sorry?"
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Chuck Versus the First Kill John Casey: [after Chuck and Jill get toasted by her father] Congratulation Bartowski, you're now qualified for conjugal visits.

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