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	Season 2 / Episode 19: - The BLT's Regal Beagle: [to Ms. Endive] Hi, I'm here to blackmail you.
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - The BLT's Big Food: I am Big Food. It's the refrigerator that got small.
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - The BLT's Gazpacho: That Ms. Endive, she's disgusting! And that picture of her is gross too. Bada bing, I've got a million of 'em!
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Kid Shnitzel Gazpacho: [to Chowder] So let me guess, you tasted the sweet glory that is Lollistop and went on a self-inflicting oral sabotage to get more, and before you know it all your teeth were gone, hmm?
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Kid Shnitzel Mung Daal: [singing] I dream of Jeannie with a light brown hair... Truffles: [smashes Mung with a frying pan] WHO'S JEANNIE? Mung Daal: I don't know, it's just a song! Truffles: [threatening] You keep it that way!
	Unknown Episode: Chowder: Hey Mrs. Unicorn! Unicorn (voice): Hey Chowder! Chowder: I'm gonna fail this test. Unicorn (voice): Awesome, do you want my help? Chowder: I don't need any help failing, I got this! Unicorn (voice): I guess after you fail you can't cook with Mung anymore... Chowder: Yea... wanna go get some thricecream? Unicorn (voice): No, I have a doctor's appointment... Chowder: Is it serious? Unicorn (voice): Yes... yes it is. Chowder: Oh... Unicorn (voice): Okay, well have fun failing! Chowder: I will, thanks!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Hey, Hey It's Knishmas, Part 1 Sergeant Hoagie: [interrogating Gazpacho] In your opinion, which would you think is better to bring on a blind date: chocolates or flowers? Gazpacho: [crys] I don't know! I've never been on a date before! I'm scared of girls! So very scared!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Hey, Hey It's Knishmas, Part 1 Ms. Endive: As you can see, officer, someone has maliciously violated my space. I want who's ever responsible for this found and tickled mercilessly in front of their children! Or burned at the stake, I'm cool with whatever as long as it's in front of their children!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Hey, Hey It's Knishmas, Part 1 Chowder: Mung, what's happening? Are we going to jail? Mung Daal: No, Chowder. They ain't got nuthin' on us know what I'm sayin' 'cause I ain't sayin' nuthin' and you ain't sayin' nuthin' get what I'm sayin'? Chowder: ...What are you sayin'?
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Flying Flinger Lingons Shnitzel: [after Mung Daal reveals that he has a tail] Oh, my radda!
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Flying Flinger Lingons Chowder: Oh my gosh, Knish Krinkle just threw up Gazpacho! Panini: Chowder, that's a costume. Chowder: And now Knish Krinkle is dead! Panini: Costume, Chowder. It's a costume. Chowder: Great idea. We can use Knish Krinkle's lifeless skin sack as a costume and pretend we're him! Panini: You're not even listening to me, are you?
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Flying Flinger Lingons Gorgonzola: Ow! Watch it, Chowder! Chowder: Sorry. Gorgonzola: I didn't come to be crushed to death by you. Panini: Well why did you come? Gorgonzola: Chowder's intense body heat helps keep me warm.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Fire Breather Mung Daal: Then it's settled, we'll... Chowder: Getting a cow? Mung Daal: Why do you want a cow? Chowder: 'Cause cows make delicious! Mung Daal: ...make delicious what? Chowder: What? A garage sale, huh? Why do you want to sell a perfectly good garage?
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Fire Breather Mung Daal: [annoyed] Can I help you? Birdman: No, just checking out your stuff. Mung Daal: We're not open yet. Birdman: Aw come on, let me look. I'll be your best friend! Mung Daal: No, and I already have a best friend. His name's Tony. Tony: 'sup.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Panini for President Panini: [breaks down] I just wanted to be close to you Chowder! I just wanted to pass a law that would legally making you my property! Instead you listened to Gorgonzola and ruined EVERYTHING! WHY? [slams desk] WHY? [slams desk] WHY? Ceviche: Oh my gosh, Panini! Are you okay? Panini: [grits teeth] Yes Ceviche I'm fine. Now go away so I can finish my moment! [Ceviche leaves] WHY? [slams desk] Chowder: Don't cry, I wasn't listening to Gorgonzola! I was just hanging around because he was giving me food. [blushes] He's my friend. Panini: He's not your friend. He's like a villain or something! Gorgonzola: [dressed as a villain] Heeey, Mr. President!
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Panini for President Mung Daal: [deadpan] Fireworks. She's using fireworks. Truffles: I've completely forgotten fireworks even existed... [high tone voice] in my marriage! [normal voice] Who said that?
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Panini for President Gazpacho: Chowder, if there's one thing mother's taught me it's to sleep as much as you can. That way you don't have to face the horrible reality of what your life's become.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - The Elemelons Chowder: Mung's the bomb. He can do anything. Mung Daal: Oh that's not true, Chowder. You know I can't raise the dead. Chowder: You just haven't tried hard enough.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - The Elemelons Chowder: Shnitzel, if you don't make it out of this, I just want you to know that I used your apron to unclog my toilet. Shnitzel: [angry] Rada Rada! Chowder: Yeah, it just clogged it up even more.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - The Flibber-Flabber Diet Chowder: I've never seen buns that big! Mung Daal: I have, but let's leave Truffles' mother out of this. Truffles: What was that? Mung Daal: [nervously] Nothing! Nothing, dear. Truffles: Are you talking about my mom's heiny? Mung Daal: Noooo, no. Of course not. Why would I be? Truffles: Because she has a ginormous tush, that's why!
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - The Thrice Cream Man Truffles: Hello, what about me? Chowder: [serious] No, you're not in this episode. [Truffles disappears]
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Wrong Address Wisdom Tooth: And so Chowder and the enslaved taste buds marched toward what seem like certain doom. Well, maybe not certain doom. More like doom with a strong possibility. Possibiladoom.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Grubble Gum Chowder: Pepper spray? That sounds delicious! [gets a face full of pepper spray] Ahhhhh! I was wrong, I was horribly wrong!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Grubble Gum Chowder: Mung, why does the roast complain so much? Mung Daal: Because, Chowder, we cooked it in wine. Kiwi: Ugh! That's terrible.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Froggy Apple Crumple Thumpkin Mung Daal: What we need is someone who never loses; a ringer! [calls Truffles on the telephone and blows Cinnamini powder into it to shrink her and bring her to the Monster's house to play the board game] Truffles: [answers the phone] Hello? [is shrunk by Cinamini powder through the phone and arrives at the Monster's house in the Cinnamini tree] What is this ugly place? [points to the Monster] And what is wrong with his face? Chowder: He's a shut in! Truffles: Oh. [brightens dramatically] Oh hey! It's a board game!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Froggy Apple Crumple Thumpkin Chowder: I'll get this one for Truffles. Sharing is important. Bubble Gum Vendor: Not as important as paying.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Froggy Apple Crumple Thumpkin Chowder: Girl, that sack is whack! Let the Chow-Man show you how it's done!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Froggy Apple Crumple Thumpkin Mung Daal: Truffles, mind the shop. We need more spice! Truffles: Well I'm glad one of us finally acknowledged it.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Froggy Apple Crumple Thumpkin Mung Daal: Chowder, I may be an old man but I don't want to die today.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Froggy Apple Crumple Thumpkin Truffles: This is what happens when you don't share!

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