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Jeff Hyers Quotes
 | Season 3 / Episode 4: - Who's Happy Now? K.C.: What are you yelling at me for? It's not my fault the colonel had a bum ticker. Well? You're not just going to leave him like that? Boonie: Why can't we just take him back to his quarters? K.C.: [displaying the handcuffs Col. Darling is wearing] Because he probably has a wife and three children back home. Don't you think we should spare them the humiliation? Jeff Hyers: Now don't get edgy. K.C.: Don't get edgy? A full-dead colonel is handcuffed to my bed and you're telling me not to get edgy? Boonie: A full-dead handcuffed colonel, with sunglasses. Jeff Hyers: Well, what are we going to do now? Boonie: I don't know. What do you think? Jeff Hyers: I don't know! That's why I asked you. What do you think? Boonie: I don't know. Boonie: What do you think? K.C.: What do I think? I think we're never going to win this war! |
| Season 3 / Episode 4: - Who's Happy Now? Pvt. Samuel Beckett: [Beckett is preparing the body of a Colonel who died while enjoying K.C.'s 'services'] I found these among his personal effects. [Handing letters to Boonie and Hyers] Boonie: Col. Darling, we regret to inform you that your request for combat duty has been denied. Jeff Hyers: Dear Buster, the way we're fighting this war it seems like everyone is sleepwalking. My regrets that something so minor prevented your transfer. Best, Brigadier General Stanley. Pvt. Samuel Beckett: They don't give medals for sleepwalking. It'll keep you out of the bush, off the battlefield, but no gold, no ribbons. So... why here's one [picking up homemade ribbons] for all the paper cuts you got while you were filling out those carbon separated forms, in triplicate. Here's one for all the hours spent behind a desk sending official memorandums through the appropriate channels, and one tiny little ribbon for having died while not serving your country during a 'military police action'... which they refuse to call a war. K.C.: [Beckett offers a ribbon to K.C. and she pins it to the Colonels uniform] For imaginative and self-sacrificing action while engaged, for never abandoning your post, for the silly stupid, bad, heroic idea that this was some place that you wanted to come. |
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