Rob Huebel as Dr. Owen Maestro, dim-witted doctor and Lola Spratt's ex-boyfriend. He's a former New York cop who left the force after 9/11. His former police partner Briggs is constantly trying to convince him to come back to the force.
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Dr. Owen Maestro Quotes
|Season 3 / Episode 1: - Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run|
Valerie: Opium dens are hotbeds for really toxic materials, like rodent droppings, dander, all sorts of DNA...
Nurse Dori: And the obvious, of course...
Valerie, Nurse Dori: [simultaneously] Opium.
Dr. Owen Maestro: [simultaneously] Karate instructors.
|Season 2 / Episode 2: - No One Can Replace Her|
Dr. Owen Maestro: Well, your daughter has 20/20 vision but it's actually *your* eyes I'm concerned about. What shade of awesome are those things? Cuz I am drowning, girl.
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