Chico and the Man Quotes

Chico and the Man

- Episode Quotes

	Season 3 / Episode 15: - Chico's Padre Gilbero Rodriguez: Why didn't you come to my hotel? Chico: Why didn't you come to my fourth birthday party? Or my fourteenth? Or my twenty-fourth?
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - The Hypnotist Ed Brown: [a hypnotized Chico, in a fit of pre-suggested lust, has carried Flora into his van] Flora! Forgive him! He doesn't know what he's doing! Flora: OH, YES, HE DOES!
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - The Hypnotist Ed Brown: [Ed embraces Chico] Chico, you're a good boy, and you're my friend. And there's something you should know. Chico Rodriguez: What's that, Ed? Ed Brown: You're drooling on my shoulder.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Mister Butterfly Ed Brown: Well, the important thing is that she didn't lose face. You know, face is important in Japan. Chico Rodriguez: Face is important everywhere - without your face, your cheeks would slam in on your nose!
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Garage Sale Ed Brown: Uh, oh! The Loonies are back! Althea Nelson: We are NOT the Loonies! The Loonies moved to West Virginia!
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Garage Sale Althea Nelson: It's my sister's birthday, and I want to surprise her. Ed Brown: You want to surprise her? Don't invite her to the party!
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Garage Sale Althea Nelson: We buried her on the side of the hill, with her dog. Chico Rodriguez: Let's see you top THAT one, Prince Charming!
	Unknown Episode: Chico: Loo-king good!

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