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 | Season 6 / Episode 15: - I Dream of Phoebe Paige: [Leo and Piper are asleep on the couch and cannot be woken] What's wrong with them? Chris: It's a long story. Paige: I don't know. Why don't you give me the Cliffnotes version. [Chris sighs] Come on Chris! You and Leo and Phoebe have all been acting weird since before the demon attacked. What's goin' on? Chris: All right. I made a little wish. Paige: You did what? Chris: Two little wishes. Paige: Oh great! It's not bad enough that I have to worry about Richard, now I have to worry about you too. What did you wish for? Chris: For Leo to forgive me, which by the way was an accident. Paige: And? Chris: For Piper and Leo to sleep together. Paige: You! Oh my god. You're sick! What is wrong with you? Chris: No... Paige: You're disghusting! You're some creepy registered sex offender from the future! Oh my god you're so gross! Chris: I'm Piper and Leo's son! Paige: WHAT? Chris: They're my parents. I came back to save my family Paige: You're serious... Chris: Yea, only now I've got to save myself, because if my mom doesn't get pregnant in the next month, there is no me. Paige: [sighs] This is all so wrong, and this has been such a long day. |
| Season 6 / Episode 15: - I Dream of Phoebe Phoebe: You can't just pop in here from the future and play with people's lives because your big brother picked on you. Chris: He picked on the WORLD, Phoebe. |
| Season 6 / Episode 15: - I Dream of Phoebe Paige: Yeah, but don't you, um, need to go help Major Nelson? |
| Season 6 / Episode 15: - I Dream of Phoebe Piper Halliwell: [Phoebe appears as a blonde genie] You look ridiculous! Phoebe: I feel ridiculous. Piper Halliwell: Well, how am I supposed to get back to Greg now with this? Phoebe: Is that all you care about? Would you look at me? I am trapped in pantaloons right now. Where is the mirror? Look. And why do I always get stuck with the wig? |
| Season 6 / Episode 15: - I Dream of Phoebe Chris: I'm sorry, Phoebe, but I'm running out of time here. A guy's gotta survive. I wish for Piper and Leo to sleep together tonight. |
| Season 6 / Episode 15: - I Dream of Phoebe Phoebe: I've been calling for you all week. Didn't you hear me? Chris: For the first couple of days, yeah. Then I put you on "mute". |
| Season 6 / Episode 15: - I Dream of Phoebe Chris: Oracles, fortune tellers, soothsayers they all say the same thing : if Mum and Dad don't screw this month... I'm screwed. |
| Season 6 / Episode 15: - I Dream of Phoebe Phoebe: You're the one that split them up. And why did you split them up? Chris: Leo had to become an Elder to make room for me as your Whitelighter. It was the only way I could protect Wyatt from turning evil. Phoebe: You're unbelievable ! I mean, most kids who are the cause of their parents divorce actually feel guilty. And you're sitting here like it's part of your master plan ! Chris: I'm sensing some real issues there. |
| Season 6 / Episode 15: - I Dream of Phoebe Jinny: [about the demon Bosk] You cannot handle him. Nobody can. He has a flying carpet and an army of forty thieves. Phoebe: Thirty-eight. I vanquished two. Paige: Let me guess. He wanted a crew and a nice ride? |
| Season 6 / Episode 15: - I Dream of Phoebe Phoebe: I feel so bad. Chris: As well you should. If we don't do something soon, I can end up half fireman instead of half Whitelighter. |
| Season 6 / Episode 15: - I Dream of Phoebe Paige: What do you mean she didn't read the warning label? |
| Season 6 / Episode 15: - I Dream of Phoebe Chris: Alright, alright, enough already ! You said you're sorry, let's just not go overboard. Leo Wyatt: Okay, but after everything I've put you through, I feel like I owe it to you. Chris: Honestly, a letter's not gonna mean a hell of a lot to me. I got plenty of them growing up. |
| Season 6 / Episode 15: - I Dream of Phoebe Phoebe: [to Jinny] Did you do that? Jinny: No, but they are lovely. Who conjured them for you? Paige: My boyfriend, Richard. He's been showering me with gifts all week. Phoebe: I thought you were gonna talk to him about binding his powers? Paige: I have... but every time I bring it up, I just get another present. Luxury problem, I know ! But still. |
| Season 6 / Episode 15: - I Dream of Phoebe Piper Halliwell: What is this big emergency? Can't it wait an hour or... two? Chris: No, it can't. There's a demon on the loose, a genie running amok, AND it took me two wishes to get here. |
| Season 6 / Episode 15: - I Dream of Phoebe Phoebe: I never hit on you, did I? Chris: What? No! Phoebe: Oh, thank God. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 14: - The Legend of Sleepy Halliwell Piper Halliwell: [after Piper loses her head] Great. Ju-u-ust great. |
| Season 6 / Episode 14: - The Legend of Sleepy Halliwell Piper Halliwell: [the three heads of the Charmed Ones are sitting on a table] So... who's bright idea was this, anyway? Phoebe Halliwell: We were trying to save you. Piper Halliwell: Yeah? Good job on that one. Phoebe Halliwell: And who went and got her head stolen? Piper Halliwell: While you were off contemplating your navel, while you still had one... Paige Matthews: Guys, we are not getting anywhere arguing. Piper Halliwell: Actually, we're not getting anywhere because we don't have any bodies. Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, look. We said we were sorry. Paige Matthews: Can we try looking on the bright side? I mean, you know, we're still alive. Piper Halliwell: Only 'cause Zachary can't kill us in here. Paige Matthews: I don't think he would if he could. I mean, he practically apologized to us. Phoebe Halliwell: I think she's right, actually. I didn't sense any anger from him, just a lot of sorrow. Piper Halliwell: So, what? He did this to us just to get us out of the way? To do what? Phoebe Halliwell: To get revenge on the school. Paige Matthews: And Gideon. |
| Season 6 / Episode 14: - The Legend of Sleepy Halliwell Phoebe Halliwell: I need you to be honest with me. No games, no running away. Just the truth. Chris Halliwell: [shrugs] Okay. Phoebe Halliwell: Are you Wyatt's little brother? Chris Halliwell: [sigh] Only if I can get Piper and Leo back together in time. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 13: - Used Karma Phoebe Halliwell: You have every right to be very upset with me. I know I've been a very, very bad girl. Please let me make it up to you. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 12: - Prince Charmed Leader of the Order: I find your lack of faith... disturbing. |
| Season 6 / Episode 12: - Prince Charmed Piper Halliwell: What, What's going on, who is this? Paige Matthews: Well, uhh this is your birthday present... haha... from me, although you know Phoebe helped Piper Halliwell: The breakfast? Paige Matthews: Noo, the muchacho Piper Halliwell: haha, wait, you what, you, you hired a guy for your birthday? Phoebe Halliwell: No, we would never hire a guy for your birthday. Paige Matthews: We MADE him... Magically Phoebe Halliwell: uhh, you know what this is Paige's present for you, mines the surprise birthday party |
 | Season 6 / Episode 11: - Witchstock Phoebe Halliwell: What about Grams? Leo Wyatt: She didn't make it. Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Nonsense. You can't damage an old warhorse like me. I'm already dead. |
| Season 6 / Episode 11: - Witchstock Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Are you giving me lip? Chris Halliwell: [stepping back] No. Chris Halliwell: No! |
| Season 6 / Episode 11: - Witchstock Paige Matthews: Excuse me. Mm, who are you? Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Penny. Paige Matthews: Penny. As in Penny Halliwell Penny? Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Yeah. Who are you? Paige Matthews: I'm Paige. I'm your grand... I'm your grandest fan. I heard so much about you. Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Far out! Paige Matthews: Far out. Paige Matthews: You have no idea how far out. |
| Season 6 / Episode 11: - Witchstock Paige Matthews: I'm not on drugs. I'm just having a bad trip. |
| Season 6 / Episode 11: - Witchstock Paige Matthews: Gone. That's right. That's exactly what I should be - gone, because I'm actually starting to dig th - like this. Ha! It's kind of cool, everybody being so free. |
| Season 6 / Episode 11: - Witchstock Leo Wyatt: Listen, if you want some private coaching, there's an empty room upstairs. You dig? Paige Matthews: Aah. No. I don't dig. |
| Season 6 / Episode 11: - Witchstock Penny Halliwell: May peace and love from the moon above flow through your heart on the wings of a dove. Nigel: Did you just try and cast a love spell on me? I'm a warlock. |
| Season 6 / Episode 11: - Witchstock Paige Matthews: It's a little late now, isn't it? We're your granddaughters. Phoebe Halliwell: Hi, Grams. Penny Halliwell: I'm your "Grams". The "Demon Hunter"? Paige Matthews: Yeah and these fancy boots brought me from the future. Piper Halliwell: And these earrings. Phoebe Halliwell: And this ring. Penny Halliwell: You're trying to trick me. Piper Halliwell: No. Afraid not, Grams. Look, it's payback time. You need to get your act together. We love you, but if you don't start fighting now, all the people we're meant to save in the fut... [Warlock attacks] |
| Season 6 / Episode 11: - Witchstock Penny Halliwell: What do I usually do at this point? Phoebe Halliwell: You usually do something very final if you catch my drift. Penny Halliwell: Snuff this warlock. His days are done. But make him good for the ecosystem? [Warlock is vanquished into a shower of flowers] Piper Halliwell: Now that's what you call flower power. |
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