![]() | Season 8 / Episode 1: - Still Charmed & Kicking Billie Jenkins: Doesn't that burn your hand? |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 1: - Still Charmed & Kicking Paige: [magically disguised as Janice Dickinson] What is the meaning of this? Do you have any idea who I am? The Brunette: Yeah, as a matter of fact we do... Phoebe: Paige. Paige: I'm sorry, who? Piper Halliwell: Nice try. Jig's up. Paige: Oh, all right then, fine. Paige: Well, someone had to cry at my funeral, didn't they? |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 1: - Still Charmed & Kicking Phoebe: You wanted a normal life more than all of us, right? So what's changed all of a sudden? Piper Halliwell: I'm a little neurotic. What do you want from me? |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 22: - Something Wicca This Way Goes New Piper: What's going on? Leo Wyatt: What? I don't know. New Phoebe: Boy, sure hope nobody died in there. Leo Wyatt: What? Do we know each other? New Piper: Yeah. I think so. After all we're married. Leo Wyatt: What? [Halliwell sisters appear] Piper Halliwell: Shh, shh, shh. It's all part of the plan. Leo Wyatt: Plan? What plan? Phoebe Halliwell: Our plan to die. It's the only way to get our lives back. Our normal lives. Piper Halliwell: And stop everybody from coming after us, including all of them. Leo Wyatt: But? Piper Halliwell: No buts. We're free. Nobody even knows we're alive anymore, not even the demons. Paige Matthews: They think we died in there with Zankou. They were just our astral selves. Piper Halliwell: Sweetie, we've got a clean slate. We can start all over again. No more demon fighting ever again. Paige Matthews: Unless the demons figure it out. Phoebe Halliwell: Which may be never. Leo Wyatt: I don't know what to say. Piper Halliwell: Just say you're okay with it. Phoebe Halliwell: So we can get the next generation ready to pick up where we left off. Leo Wyatt: How do I do it? Piper Halliwell: You don't. We do. Paige Matthews: Don't worry. We'll make you good-looking. [they all change into their new disguises] New Piper: Cute. I can live with that. Darryl Morris: [Darryl sees three women and one man walk away as one of the women smile at him] Well, all right. [manor door closes] All right. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 22: - Something Wicca This Way Goes Kahn: What will be your first move? Once you possess it [the power of the Nexus] I mean? Zankou: I don't know. I'll have full access to the Book of Shadows, of course, which means I'll have ultimate power. [pause] I hope I don't get bored. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 22: - Something Wicca This Way Goes Phoebe Halliwell: How about a love spell? We could make him fall for one of us. Piper Halliwell: [scoffs] Sorry, I'm taken. Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, well I'm not. Piper Halliwell: But you're not that desperate. [pause] Are you? Phoebe Halliwell: Hmm, those demons do have a way of keeping you warm at night. Piper Halliwell: Yeah, but that's only because they have fireballs. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 22: - Something Wicca This Way Goes Piper Halliwell: Wasn't there a confidence spell in the Book of Shadows? Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, remember we cast it on that waiter at Quake? Piper Halliwell: Wow. Quake. That was a long time ago. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 21: - Death Becomes Them Darryl Morris: It's a friendly warning. What they're doing... and what they're all about, it's above reproach. I wouldn't mess with them if I were you. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 20: - Imaginary Fiends Phoebe Halliwell: Maybe it was an imaginary friend. Piper Halliwell: No. Imaginary friends are imaginary, hence, the name. Plus, you said he's too young to have an imaginary friend, remember? He's two. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 20: - Imaginary Fiends Wyatt Halliwell: Aunt Phoebe, it's me ! Wyatt ! [he hugs her] Phoebe Halliwell: Wh-what ? Oh ! Wyatt Halliwell: This is so amazing ! Phoebe Halliwell: What, did a spell backfire ? Paige Matthews: ...How did you guess ? |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 20: - Imaginary Fiends Wyatt Halliwell: [after greeting Leo, who's holding baby Chris] Hey, is this Chris? Oh, my gosh! He's so small. Hey, little brother. [to Piper] Is this before of after he swallowed the marble? Piper Halliwell: Marble ? What marble ? Phoebe Halliwell: Easy on the future information ! Wyatt Halliwell: Of course, you're right. Piper Halliwell: Not, but really : what marble ? |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 20: - Imaginary Fiends Paige Matthews: [about vanquishing Vicus] And of course, we've got the added problem of not even being able to see the demon. Only Wyatt can see Vicus. Phoebe Halliwell: We're just gonna have to bring a lot of vials. Paige Matthews: And what, just throw them everywhere and hope we hit something? Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah. You have a better idea? Paige Matthews: Normally, yes. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 20: - Imaginary Fiends Wyatt Halliwell: What are you gonna do, mom? Kill me in order to protect me? Piper Halliwell: It's a thought. Wyatt Halliwell: You always said spanking was barbaric! |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 20: - Imaginary Fiends Leo Wyatt: Look, I may not have any powers, but I'm not powerless. I'm his father. He's not gonna hurt me. Phoebe Halliwell: No? Ever read Hamlet? |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 19: - Freaky Phoebe Phoebe Halliwell: Great! I'll meet you downstairs. I'm going to go slip into something a little bit more sexy. Piper Halliwell: Sexy? Phoebe, we're killing a demon, not going to the club. Phoebe Halliwell: Did I say sexy? I meant... comfortable. Piper Halliwell: Wait! Phoebe Halliwell: God. Now what. Piper Halliwell: Maybe we shouldn't go after this guy until we have the power of three. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 19: - Freaky Phoebe Paige Matthews: Mitchell Haines? Mitchell Haines: Yeah? Paige Matthews: Hi, I'm your new Whitelighter, Paige Matthews. Nice to meet you. Mitchell Haines: [after a moment of consideration] Not interested. Paige Matthews: Well, you can't just walk away from me. Mitchell Haines: No? Watch me. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 18: - Little Box of Horrors Phoebe Halliwell: Magical boys will be magical boys. Leo Wyatt: Yeah, well, try telling that to his magical mama. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 18: - Little Box of Horrors Piper Halliwell: Aww, crap. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 18: - Little Box of Horrors Hope: You blew up my dorm! With your hands! Piper Halliwell: Yes, and I am very sorry about that. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 18: - Little Box of Horrors Darcy: Your forgetting one thing about Pandora's box according to legend when all the sorrows were released there was one thing left found at the bottom of the box... Hope. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 17: - Scry Hard Leo Wyatt: Yeah. No, no. Don't let Wyatt see. Piper Halliwell: Honey, why don't you go upstairs? Leo Wyatt: Mommy and daddy are fine. Piper Halliwell: Sweetie, what's the matter? What is he doing? Leo Wyatt: What just happened? Piper Halliwell: [sees large Wyatt outside dollhouse window] Uh-oh. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 17: - Scry Hard Elise Rothman: This time, *I*'ve got a family emergency, which means I need you to get the evening edition out. Phoebe Halliwell: Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? What about Dillard? Isn't he your number two guy? Elise Rothman: Richard is out sick. Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, but I'm just an advice columnist. I mean, surely you're skipping some rungs on the ladder here. Elise Rothman: Don't sell yourself short, Phoebe. I have faith in you. Besides, you owe me. Just think of all the times I've covered for your family emergencies. Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, but that was different. Elise Rothman: How so? Phoebe Halliwell: Well, because they were *my* emergencies. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 17: - Scry Hard Paige Matthews: Will you shut that freaking thing off? Phoebe Halliwell: I'm sorry, but you gotta admire the range, huh? We're in the underworld! |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 17: - Scry Hard Phoebe Halliwell: Let me ask you a question. Do we ever push the deadline for the evening edition? Bauer: No. Then it would be called the "sometime in the middle of the night" edition. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 17: - Scry Hard Paige Matthews: What happened? Leo Wyatt: The Shadow couldn't choose between Zankou's evil or the Power of Three, so it went to the only neutral territory ... me. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 16: - The Seven Year Witch Piper Halliwell: What are you exactly? Ghost, demon, poltergeist, nightmare? Cole Turner: None of the above. We're caught in a cosmic void... between life and death. Piper Halliwell: I'm stuck with you? Cole Turner: No. If you play your cards right, you can get out of this nasty limbo. I'm the one who's here for all eternity. Piper Halliwell: Paying penance for your evil past. Cole Turner: You always were the smart one. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 16: - The Seven Year Witch Cole Turner: You've tried going upstairs twice, out the front door four times, and through the wall five. Piper Halliwell: Unh! Cole Turner: Make that six times. But, hey, you haven't tried the chimney yet. Piper Halliwell: I thought ghosts could go any damn place they pleased. Cole Turner: You're still attached to your body. You're not a ghost. But you will be if you don't start trusting me. There is only one way out of here. Piper Halliwell: The last Halliwell that trusted you ended up burying your demonic spawn. Cole Turner: Not one of my finer moments, but Phoebe'll make a great mom. Can you blame me for wanting to be the dad? Piper Halliwell: You're wasting your time. Cole Turner: Now is that any way to treat family? |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 16: - The Seven Year Witch Sandra: Don't worry. Leo's Fine. Piper: So then where is he? Sandra: Piper, the Elders have come to the consensus that Leo has lost his way. So we've sent him on the path to following his destiny. Drake Robin: Like the Prodigal son out to find his way in the world? Piper: Uh, you know what, this Elder speak is not working for me. I need some straight answers, what exactly did you do to him? Sandra: We erased his memories and put him back on Earth as a mortal. Somewhere you'll never find him. Phoebe: What? He doesn't remember anything; he doesn't remember Piper, or his sons, nothing? Sandra: Not even having been an Elder. Piper: That's crazy. You don't have the right to wipe out someone's mind, an entire life. [Emphasis] My life! |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 16: - The Seven Year Witch Piper Halliwell: Oh no, am I dead again? |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 15: - Show Ghouls Phoebe Halliwell: Cabaret Fantome, deadly fire. Maybe Darryl's friend isn't so crazy after all. The Count's club was the biggest, most corrupt in the city. Right until it burned down, killing everyone inside. |










