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05x16 - Mr. Galaxy Season 5 / Episode 16: - Mr. Galaxy

Police Officer: Look, this fellow's still unconscious, he's gonna need the ambulance too.
Ambulance Attendant: Ok, we'll bring him too.
John Bosley: Not on this trip
Ambulance Attendant: We got room.
John Bosley: Not for him you don't, not with her. Get moving. [the medic hesitates] I said get moving.
05x16 - Mr. Galaxy Season 5 / Episode 16: - Mr. Galaxy

Kris Munroe: Where's Charlie? Why isn't he here? Just for once, just for once, couldn't he be here with us?
05x16 - Mr. Galaxy Season 5 / Episode 16: - Mr. Galaxy

John Bosley: Sooner or later, one way or another, we all have to cash it in. That doesn't make what we've been or what we've done meaningless.
05x16 - Mr. Galaxy Season 5 / Episode 16: - Mr. Galaxy

Joe Danworth: I'm just sorry I didn't put one in your belly, big-mouth!
John Bosley: [screaming with rage] I'll kill you!
05x16 - Mr. Galaxy Season 5 / Episode 16: - Mr. Galaxy

John Bosley: Charlie was in the chapel. He was wearing greens. But unfortunately we just missed him. But he was with Dr. Jackson in the operating room all the time.
Kelly Garrett: Well, that's Charlie.
05x15 - Angel on a Roll Season 5 / Episode 15: - Angel on a Roll

John Bosley: [briefing the Angels] Mr. Wilde has held the Mr. Galaxy title since he won it six years ago.
Artie Weaver: And he'd be a sinch to win it this again year if Ron was not in the competition.
Kelly Garrett: You think he may be trying trying to eliminate the competition?
Julie Rogers: Yeah, permanently.
Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] Now, Angels, no conclusion leaping.
05x15 - Angel on a Roll Season 5 / Episode 15: - Angel on a Roll

Kelly Garrett: It must have taken a lot of guts to walk out on a man like Barr. [Ron acknowledges silently]
Julie Rogers: And maybe now Mr. Barr is trying to spill them.
05x15 - Angel on a Roll Season 5 / Episode 15: - Angel on a Roll

Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] You'd better bone up on the use of nautilus equipment.
Julie Rogers: Nautilus? I thought that was the name of an atomic submarine.
Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] Well, you have until nine o'clock in the morning to learn the difference.
05x15 - Angel on a Roll Season 5 / Episode 15: - Angel on a Roll

Danny Barr: What have we here? Wonder Woman?
Kris Munroe: Doesn't matter who I am, mister. This gun's loaded.
05x15 - Angel on a Roll Season 5 / Episode 15: - Angel on a Roll

Kelly Garrett: It couldn't have escaped your notice that Ron Gates has been involved in some very mysterious accidents recently.
Danny Barr: And you're gonna try to pin them on me, is that right?
Kelly Garrett: I'm trying to discover the truth, Mr. Barr.
Danny Barr: Oh, the truth, Miss Garrett. The truth is, if I wanted that bum dead, he'd be dead. You get that? End of interview.
05x15 - Angel on a Roll Season 5 / Episode 15: - Angel on a Roll

Frank: Oh, the truth, Miss Garrett. The truth is, if I wanted that bum dead, he'd be dead. You get that? End of interview.
Carl: Maybe we should just shoot her for trespassing. I can't stand nosey broads.
05x15 - Angel on a Roll Season 5 / Episode 15: - Angel on a Roll

Kelly Garrett: Oh, you're planning to become an iron pumper, Bosley?
John Bosley: You never can tell. I just might challenge Mr. Galaxy.
05x15 - Angel on a Roll Season 5 / Episode 15: - Angel on a Roll

Danny Barr: What can I do for you, young lady?
Julie Rogers: I was supposed to meet a friend of mine here but I can't find her.
Danny Barr: Well, it's a pretty big place. You'd better look into lost and found.
05x15 - Angel on a Roll Season 5 / Episode 15: - Angel on a Roll

Chuck Wilde: Hey, where are you going?
Ron Gates: Never mind.
Chuck Wilde: What about the next event?
Ron Gates: If I'm not back, start without me.
Chuck Wilde: I'm not winning by default. I'm going with you to make sure you get back here.
Ron Gates: Alright, come on.
05x14 - Attack Angels Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels

Kelly Garrett: Well, could you describe Mr. See?
Miss Withers: Well, he couldn't hardly.
Kelly Garrett: Couldn't hardly what?
Miss Withers: See. He wore very thick glasses.
05x14 - Attack Angels Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels

Kris Munroe: [looking at a picture of Ted Markham] Eh, Bosley, you can tell Charlie that I'll take the assignment.
Kelly Garrett: Well...
Julie Rogers: Hey! Wait a minute, don't we get to vote on this or something?
Kelly Garrett: Well, I vote that eh, Mr. Markham spend some of those bills on me.
John Bosley: I would say that you two have been outmaneuvered.
05x14 - Attack Angels Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels

Kris Munroe: You do seem to know your way around a poker table.
Ted Markham: It's one of my interests.
Kris Munroe: What are your other interests?
Ted Markham: Dice, roulette, pretty ladies.
Kris Munroe: In that order?
Ted Markham: Depends upon the lady.
05x14 - Attack Angels Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels

Ted Markham: Eh, I suppose you've noticed they're shooting at us.
Kris Munroe: Yeah, I noticed.
Ted Markham: Now, I must tell ya I get very upset when people shoot at me.
Kris Munroe: It's worse when they hit ya.
05x14 - Attack Angels Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels

Ted Markham: Two bed suite?
Kris Munroe: Is that s.u.i.t.e. or s.w.e.e.t?
Ted Markham: Both.
Kris Munroe: Good.
05x14 - Attack Angels Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels

Kris Munroe: I will need a place to put all those little necessities that I didn't pack that you're going to buy me.
Ted Markham: Oh, right, eh, toothbrush, toothpaste, eh...
Kris Munroe: Gowns, furs, diamonds.
05x14 - Attack Angels Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels

Kris Munroe: I have this painting in my house. It's a Van Gogh. A reproduction, of course. It's of this wheat field in Auvers. I've always wanted to go there.
Ted Markham: Auvers is...?
Kris Munroe: Where Van Gogh died. Do you know the last seventy days of his life he must have painted over a hundred paintings?
Ted Markham: No kidding?
Kris Munroe: It's true. The man was absolutely driven. He died so young. But he saw so much and he felt so much, he cared so deeply.
Ted Markham: All my life I've always worked with machines. I'm very good with machines. I always put what I felt aside. I waited till I had enough money, so that I'd never have to look at another machine again. And now I do. Now, like your friend Van Gogh, all we have to do is see, feel and care.
05x14 - Attack Angels Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels

Kelly Garrett: [having just fired a warning shot at Boris] Guess where I'm gonna put the next one if you don't put that gun down?
05x14 - Attack Angels Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels

Julie Rogers: Drop it!
Hank: Who the hell are you?
Julie Rogers: I'm the lady who's gonna blow your socks off if you don't put that gun down.
05x14 - Attack Angels Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels

Ted Markham: You're a detective?
Kris Munroe: Sorry.
Ted Markham: Well, I always have had a fatal attraction to... machines.
05x13 - Stuntwoman Angels Season 5 / Episode 13: - Stuntwoman Angels

Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] How's your typing, Julie?
Julie Rogers: Well, Charlie, if I had to pass tests, I don't think I'd be working for you...
05x13 - Stuntwoman Angels Season 5 / Episode 13: - Stuntwoman Angels

Darlene Warden: All finished?
Julie Rogers: Oh, I haven't seen so many loops and whirls since I took penmanship!
05x13 - Stuntwoman Angels Season 5 / Episode 13: - Stuntwoman Angels

Robert Carver: You don't want to keep her around here, her loyalties are to Townsend.
John Reardon: That's why she's valuable. Townsend thinks that she's still his operative. She belongs to me now. I couldn't have asked for a more beautiful volunteer.
05x13 - Stuntwoman Angels Season 5 / Episode 13: - Stuntwoman Angels

Steve Briggs: I'd stake my life on it.
Kelly Garrett: You might have to.
Steve Briggs: I don't get it.
Kris Munroe: You're definitely the next target.
05x13 - Stuntwoman Angels Season 5 / Episode 13: - Stuntwoman Angels

Kris Munroe: [holding a suspicious candle stick] Kelly, look at this.
Kelly Garrett: Well, it's not exactly a smoking pistol, Kris.
05x13 - Stuntwoman Angels Season 5 / Episode 13: - Stuntwoman Angels

Dr. Lantry: Fire and water are very strong hypnotic symbols.


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