Kris Munroe

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Kris Munroe Quotes

	Season 5 / Episode 16: - Mr. Galaxy Kris Munroe: Where's Charlie? Why isn't he here? Just for once, just for once, couldn't he be here with us?
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - Angel on a Roll Danny Barr: What have we here? Wonder Woman? Kris Munroe: Doesn't matter who I am, mister. This gun's loaded.
	Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels Kris Munroe: [looking at a picture of Ted Markham] Eh, Bosley, you can tell Charlie that I'll take the assignment. Kelly Garrett: Well... Julie Rogers: Hey! Wait a minute, don't we get to vote on this or something? Kelly Garrett: Well, I vote that eh, Mr. Markham spend some of those bills on me. John Bosley: I would say that you two have been outmaneuvered.
	Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels Kris Munroe: You do seem to know your way around a poker table. Ted Markham: It's one of my interests. Kris Munroe: What are your other interests? Ted Markham: Dice, roulette, pretty ladies. Kris Munroe: In that order? Ted Markham: Depends upon the lady.
	Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels Ted Markham: Eh, I suppose you've noticed they're shooting at us. Kris Munroe: Yeah, I noticed. Ted Markham: Now, I must tell ya I get very upset when people shoot at me. Kris Munroe: It's worse when they hit ya.
	Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels Ted Markham: Two bed suite? Kris Munroe: Is that s.u.i.t.e. or s.w.e.e.t? Ted Markham: Both. Kris Munroe: Good.
	Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels Kris Munroe: I will need a place to put all those little necessities that I didn't pack that you're going to buy me. Ted Markham: Oh, right, eh, toothbrush, toothpaste, eh... Kris Munroe: Gowns, furs, diamonds.
	Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels Kris Munroe: I have this painting in my house. It's a Van Gogh. A reproduction, of course. It's of this wheat field in Auvers. I've always wanted to go there. Ted Markham: Auvers is...? Kris Munroe: Where Van Gogh died. Do you know the last seventy days of his life he must have painted over a hundred paintings? Ted Markham: No kidding? Kris Munroe: It's true. The man was absolutely driven. He died so young. But he saw so much and he felt so much, he cared so deeply. Ted Markham: All my life I've always worked with machines. I'm very good with machines. I always put what I felt aside. I waited till I had enough money, so that I'd never have to look at another machine again. And now I do. Now, like your friend Van Gogh, all we have to do is see, feel and care.
	Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels Ted Markham: You're a detective? Kris Munroe: Sorry. Ted Markham: Well, I always have had a fatal attraction to... machines.
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Stuntwoman Angels Steve Briggs: I'd stake my life on it. Kelly Garrett: You might have to. Steve Briggs: I don't get it. Kris Munroe: You're definitely the next target.
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Stuntwoman Angels Kris Munroe: [holding a suspicious candle stick] Kelly, look at this. Kelly Garrett: Well, it's not exactly a smoking pistol, Kris.
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Stuntwoman Angels Kris Munroe: Hi. This must be the disco room you were telling me about. Julie Rogers: Yeah. But I just can't seem to keep a partner.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Chorus Line Angels Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] Angels, I'm having second thoughts about you three being stunt women as your cover. Julie Rogers: [sighs] I think it's a little late for second thoughts, Charlie. [sits down with a groan] Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] I take it you've picked up some bruises? Kris Munroe: You know the area between your left elbow and your left shoulder, Charlie? Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] That's where it hurts? Kris Munroe: No, that's where it doesn't hurt.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Chorus Line Angels Kris Munroe: Once more onto the breach, dear friends.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Chorus Line Angels Kris Munroe: [to Bosley] Why don't you call Kelly in the dressing room? Julie Rogers: Also, get her back here. It's no fun getting abused without her.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - Taxi Angels Kris Munroe: Well, it sounds to me like we have an unmotivated, random killing by a psychopath. Kelly Garrett: I agree. Julie Rogers: I don't agree, about the unmotivated part. However twisted and crazy it is, whoever killed her friend had his reason. We've just got to figure out what it is.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Moonshinin' Angels John Thornwood: Your cup runneth empty. Kris Munroe: Well, you know what they say, empty cup, full heart.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Moonshinin' Angels John Thornwood: Something wet? Kris Munroe: Sounds wonderful.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Moonshinin' Angels Julie Rogers: When a nice, intelligent woman like Monica Regis lies, Charlie, she's definitely in love. Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] Hoho, is that how a man tells when a woman's in love, Julie, she lies? Kris Munroe: Charlie... John Bosley: And to think I've spend half my life in search of an honest woman. Kelly Garrett: A fool’s pursuit, Bosley.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Moonshinin' Angels John Thornwood: Here's to sticking it to the suckers. Kris Munroe: [they clink glasses] My very thought.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Hula Angels Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] The last time the fued between the Catlins and the Bartletts exploded, it made headlines all across the country. Kris Munroe: Well, how come I never read about it? John Bosley: You weren't even born yet.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Waikiki Angels Kris Munroe: Maybe you can catch a kidnapper the same way you catch a fish... with bait.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Waikiki Angels Kris Munroe: [picking Kelly up in a 'borrowed' truck] Well, I'm sorry it's not a Rolls Royce, but it's the best we could do. Kelly Garrett: If it runs, it'll be fine.
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - Angel in Hiding (2) Kris Munroe: Have we met? Tom Grainger: No, we've never met. But we have something in common. Kris Munroe: Oh? Tom Grainger: My name is Tom Grainger. You killed my wife.
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - Angel in Hiding (2) Tom Grainger: You were trying to turn my boy against me, weren't you? Kris Munroe: Well you didn't figure I'd be throwing any roses your way, did you?
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - Angel in Hiding (2) Kris Munroe: Oh, you can shoot me with that gun, Mr. Grainger, but before you do, you're going to know that I think you are a self-pitying coward and a liar. Tom Grainger: [shouting] Be quiet! I tell you be quiet! Kris Munroe: You lie to yourself, you lie to your kids, Your kids live in terror of you! They live in terror of you and your wife probably lived in terror of you and I have lived in terror of you all day! And in short, Mr. Grainger, you can go straight to hell!
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Angel in Hiding (1) Kris Munroe: Just the three of us on this one, Bos? Bosley: I guess so, in that Tiffany has decided to stay east for a while.
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Angel in Hiding (1) Dale Woodman: You aren't exactly suffering from shyness, are you? Kris Munroe: What is it they say about a faint heart? Dale Woodman: Faint heart, never one fair lady.
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Angel in Hiding (1) Kris Munroe: [watching a belly dancer] How does she do that? Kelly Garrett: I think you need special joints.
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Angel in Hiding (1) Steve: I think you're staring at me. Steve: You know I'm staring at you. Kris Munroe: I think I'll mix.

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