Kelly Garrett

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Jaclyn Smith
Jaclyn Smith was born Jaclyn Ellen Smith on October 26, 1945 in Houston, Texas. She graduated from high ...

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Kelly Garrett Quotes

	Season 5 / Episode 16: - Mr. Galaxy John Bosley: Charlie was in the chapel. He was wearing greens. But unfortunately we just missed him. But he was with Dr. Jackson in the operating room all the time. Kelly Garrett: Well, that's Charlie.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - Angel on a Roll John Bosley: [briefing the Angels] Mr. Wilde has held the Mr. Galaxy title since he won it six years ago. Artie Weaver: And he'd be a sinch to win it this again year if Ron was not in the competition. Kelly Garrett: You think he may be trying trying to eliminate the competition? Julie Rogers: Yeah, permanently. Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] Now, Angels, no conclusion leaping.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - Angel on a Roll Kelly Garrett: It must have taken a lot of guts to walk out on a man like Barr. [Ron acknowledges silently] Julie Rogers: And maybe now Mr. Barr is trying to spill them.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - Angel on a Roll Kelly Garrett: It couldn't have escaped your notice that Ron Gates has been involved in some very mysterious accidents recently. Danny Barr: And you're gonna try to pin them on me, is that right? Kelly Garrett: I'm trying to discover the truth, Mr. Barr. Danny Barr: Oh, the truth, Miss Garrett. The truth is, if I wanted that bum dead, he'd be dead. You get that? End of interview.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - Angel on a Roll Kelly Garrett: Oh, you're planning to become an iron pumper, Bosley? John Bosley: You never can tell. I just might challenge Mr. Galaxy.
	Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels Kelly Garrett: Well, could you describe Mr. See? Miss Withers: Well, he couldn't hardly. Kelly Garrett: Couldn't hardly what? Miss Withers: See. He wore very thick glasses.
	Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels Kris Munroe: [looking at a picture of Ted Markham] Eh, Bosley, you can tell Charlie that I'll take the assignment. Kelly Garrett: Well... Julie Rogers: Hey! Wait a minute, don't we get to vote on this or something? Kelly Garrett: Well, I vote that eh, Mr. Markham spend some of those bills on me. John Bosley: I would say that you two have been outmaneuvered.
	Season 5 / Episode 14: - Attack Angels Kelly Garrett: [having just fired a warning shot at Boris] Guess where I'm gonna put the next one if you don't put that gun down?
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Stuntwoman Angels Steve Briggs: I'd stake my life on it. Kelly Garrett: You might have to. Steve Briggs: I don't get it. Kris Munroe: You're definitely the next target.
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Stuntwoman Angels Kris Munroe: [holding a suspicious candle stick] Kelly, look at this. Kelly Garrett: Well, it's not exactly a smoking pistol, Kris.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Chorus Line Angels Julie Rogers: Oh Kelly, you were so brave to go first! Kelly Garrett: What do you mean brave? We drew straws and I lost. Julie Rogers: I... cheated. Kelly Garrett: [recoils in shock] Oh, how could you do that? Julie Rogers: Fear. Simple fear.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Chorus Line Angels John Bosley: [the Angels have just practiced their first stunt jump] Well, I am very impressed. Julie Rogers: Drop dead. [punches him in the arm] Kelly Garrett: Twice. John Bosley: I thought you weren't speaking to me?
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Chorus Line Angels Jake Webner: 'Marion and her Merry Maids'. Well, you're a pretty maid, you know that don't you? Kelly Garrett: And you sure are a fine figure of a man. Jake Webner: Oh, she speaks with sweetly blessed lips and each word flies like tender doves on the morning air.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - Taxi Angels Kris Munroe: Well, it sounds to me like we have an unmotivated, random killing by a psychopath. Kelly Garrett: I agree. Julie Rogers: I don't agree, about the unmotivated part. However twisted and crazy it is, whoever killed her friend had his reason. We've just got to figure out what it is.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - Taxi Angels Waitress: You're eating or drinking? Kelly Garrett: You serve food? Waitress: Not much, the cooks a fool. Kelly Garrett: How's the bartender? Waitress: He's the cook's idiot brother.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - Taxi Angels Kelly Garrett: I feel like I'm sitting on a keg of dynamite with the fuse lit.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - Taxi Angels Kelly Garrett: I won't let him make me run scared. John Bosley: Kelly, if you’re not scared, you should be. Kelly Garrett: I'm scared, I'm just not running.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Moonshinin' Angels Julie Rogers: When a nice, intelligent woman like Monica Regis lies, Charlie, she's definitely in love. Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] Hoho, is that how a man tells when a woman's in love, Julie, she lies? Kris Munroe: Charlie... John Bosley: And to think I've spend half my life in search of an honest woman. Kelly Garrett: A fool’s pursuit, Bosley.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Moonshinin' Angels Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] It seems Professor Thornwood has given us a rather naughty problem, Angels. Kelly Garrett: If Monica gets hurt, and I know she will, Charlie, I'll personally crucify Thornwood.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Waikiki Angels Kelly Garrett: How's your hula? Julie Rogers: Well, to tell you the truth... a little shaky. [they all laugh]
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Waikiki Angels Kris Munroe: [picking Kelly up in a 'borrowed' truck] Well, I'm sorry it's not a Rolls Royce, but it's the best we could do. Kelly Garrett: If it runs, it'll be fine.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Island Angels Kelly Garrett: Any leads? Lt. Torres: A few rumors. Nothing we can verify. Word is that a bunch of mainland motorcycle bums have been in some of the bars out that way. Julie Rogers: Terrific. The Hells Angels go Hawaiian.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Island Angels Bo Thompson: Hey, how about a little touch, baby? Kelly Garrett: How 'bout a little distance? Bo Thompson: Hey, I'm talking to ya, I said how about a little touch? Kelly Garrett: [forcing him to his knees by gripping his arm] Why don't you get out of here, okay?
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - Angel in Hiding (2) Eleanor Willard: I see a white line... Kelly Garrett: Where, what is the line? Eleanor Willard: It's from Miss Munroe. John Bosley: What does it mean? Eleanor Willard: Well it, it may mean her life.
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - Angel in Hiding (2) Julie Rogers: It's really odd, you know? Kelly Garrett: Well, what do you mean? Julie Rogers: Well, a few days ago I was alone and then all of a sudden were here together and now, I'm, I'm being torn up inside about a girl I hardly even know. Kelly Garrett: Well, you can get to like Kris very quickly. I remember I did.
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - Angel in Hiding (2) Kelly Garrett: I don't know who you are, but you've got about two seconds to drop that gun. And one of them's already gone.
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Angel in Hiding (1) Kelly Garrett: [to Kris] You ready to do some cheesecake?
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Angel in Hiding (1) Dale Woodman: What makes you think that you will succeed here? Kelly Garrett: What makes you think we can't? Dale Woodman: Somehow I knew she was going to say that.
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Angel in Hiding (1) Kris Munroe: [watching a belly dancer] How does she do that? Kelly Garrett: I think you need special joints.
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Angel in Hiding (1) Dale Woodman: You're ten minutes late. Kelly Garrett: You're very punctual. Dale Woodman: You will be too, if you come to work for me.

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