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 | Season 6 / Episode 8: - Season 6, Episode 8 Johnny Gomez: Uh, Tally, can you tell the cameraman to zoom out a little bit? We can only see Barry's head. Tally Wong: The cameraman is 300 yards away, Johnny. Johnny Gomez: Sweet corn-fed cranium! That's one ginormous head! |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - Deathbowl 2000 Mills Lane: Gloves don't fit? Why don't you use your bare hands, dammit! O.J. Simpson: Whatever! |
| Season 2 / Episode 8: - Celebrity Deathmatch - The Motion Picture Oliver Stone: I know that your sorry ass won't be movin! Martin Scorsese: Okay, lets se your best shot! Oliver Stone: Here's my vision. Your brain splattered all over the map! |
| Season 2 / Episode 6: - Celebrity Deathmatch Internacional Antonio Banderas: I'l brand you with an L, for loser! Cheech Marin: And this is like a bad trip! |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Seinfeld's Last Stand Johnny Gomez: [one of the Spice Girls is ripped in half] Looks like we'll have to change her name to "Shorty Spice". |
| Unknown Episode: Johnny Gomez: Good fight, good night. |
| Unknown Episode: Mankind: You know what the difference between your book and mine is? MINE WEIGHS MORE. |
| Unknown Episode: Mills Lane: Let's get it on. |
| Unknown Episode: Mills Lane: All right, young ladies, this is a fight to the death. Now death may not be something you two have thought about, so let me just explain... Mary-Kate Olsen: [interrupting, to Ashley] I hate you! Ashley Olsen: I hate you more! Mary-Kate Olsen: You're stupid! Ashley Olsen: You're stupider! Mills Lane: [breaking up the girls' slapping match] Ladies, I haven't even started the fight yet! Mary-Kate Olsen: She started it! Ashley Olsen: No, she did! Mills Lane: [giving up after they try and hit each other] On second thought... just go ahead and get it on! |
| Unknown Episode: Anna Kournikova: [about opponent Elizabeth Hurley] Yes, I called her ugly, but I should have called her a pig! I should have called her a hideous, swirly moonie face! I hate her, I hate her! Aaaaaaaaaah! |
| Unknown Episode: Cher: [to Bette Midler] Hey, Midler! You got a wide load sign for that ass? |
| Unknown Episode: Johnny Gomez: Nick, what the hell is this psycho doing? Nick Diamond: Ancient Scottish soldiers wearing kilts such as Axl's always carried a dagger strapped to their ankle. Tradition has it that once a soldier removes it from its scabbard, he can't put it back without drawing blood... even if it's his own. Johnny Gomez: It's scissors, Nick. Nick Diamond: Oh... uh, that must be a different tradition. |
| Unknown Episode: Alfred Hitchcock: [to Steven Spielberg] Good evening, Steven. Welcome to Alfred Hitchcock Presents... your death. |
| Unknown Episode: Debbie Matenopoulos: You may be a reanimated corpse, Stacey, but you don't scare me! I've dealt with bigger stiffs than you! Stacey Cornbread: Oh yeah? LIKE WHO? Debbie Matenopoulos: Like Meredith Vieira, THAT'S WHO! |
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