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	Unknown Episode: Waffle: The duck has taken Gordon's will to live. Mr. Blik: Nerve! That's my job.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Bringin' Down The Mouse / To The Moon Mr. Blik: Gentlemen, get ready for action, 'cause we're going to the moon! Waffle: Woo-hoo! Zero-G basketball! Pop a wheelie! Hovis: Have fun, boys. Mr. Blik: Hovis, from now on, you shall refer to us as catstronauts. Hovis: That sounds painful.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Bringin' Down The Mouse / To The Moon Gordon: Now, what's the moral of this story? Mr. Blik: To win the cook-off, you need... rocks from the moon! Waffle: I thought it was never trust a seal lady.
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Blick: Look! Waffle: [gasps] A finger!
	Unknown Episode: Waffle: Splee!
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Blick: Hovis! My important hat! Hovis: And what hat would that be, sir? Mr. Blick: The one that lets everyone know what I am! [gives him a beanie with spinning top]
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Blick: I have an idea! Waffle: I have an idea, too! Mr. Blick: What's your idea? Waffle: To listen to your idea!
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Blick: Soon enough I will fulfill my dream of going to China. Land of the geisha. Waffle: That's Japan. Mr. Blick: Land of miso soup. Waffle: That's Japan. Mr. Blick: Land of cherry trees. Waffle: That's still Japan. Mr. Blick: Ah, China.
	Unknown Episode: Gordon: That trip to China is mine. Land of the samurai. Waffle: That's Japan. Gordon: Of Mount Fuji. Waffle: That's Japan. Gordon: Land of French fries. Waffle: That's... Canada?
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Blick: It's not always about winning, Waffle. It's about beating the other losers!
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Blick: [to Chumpy Chums, sweetly at first] Chumpy Chums, neighbors, let's see, we worked hard, played fair, and we creamed you! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Zinga!
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Blick: Whoa! Whoa! Where do you think you're going, dipmaster?
	Unknown Episode: Waffle: We're alive! Barkmeat: This isn't over! The struggle between your kind and my kind will continue on until only one is left! Evil aside, you're pretty okay. For a cat.
	Unknown Episode: Giant Squid: Gordon Quid, you have defeated me in battle. therefore, as per the rules of the sea, I am obligated to grant you one wish. Gordon: Mighty Kraken, I wish for a new tail! Giant Squid: So be it. Gordon: Wait! I wish for a new tail for my brother... Mr. Blik. Mr. Blick: Gordon, are you sure about this? Gordon: Take it, Blik. I realize now I don't need a big bushy tail to prove I'm a whole cat. Mr. Blick: I don't know what to say except... [he points to his behind] Right there, baby! Zap away! [he gets zapped and gets his tail back] Ohh, did you miss me? Giant Squid: You are a brave opponent, Gordon Quid. Maybe someday, we will meet again in battle. Until then, heigh-ho, Kraken! [he floats up to the sky] Gordon: Heigh-ho, Kraken!
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Blick: The Kraken ate my tail!
	Unknown Episode: Waffle: Hello class of '85. Today, we say goodbye to our school but we say hello to our future... makin' French Fries!
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Blick: [the two are dressed as a unicorn, and Waffle is dropping eggs] What are you doing? Waffle: I'm laying eggs. It's so we can find our way back! Mr. Blick: Unicorns don't lay eggs! Waffle: Oh, yeah? And how do you know? Mr. Blick: Because I'm in the head. It's where the brains are. Now come on!
	Unknown Episode: Waffle: I'm not leaving without Gordon! It's my ship too! Mr. Blick: Well, I'm taking control of it; it's called Mutiny! Waffle: Well, if you can mutiny, so can I. I mutiny, mutiny! Mr. Blick: Then I mutiny, mutiny, mutiny! Waffle: Then I mutiny, mutiny, mutiny, mutiny!
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Blick: Go, Waffle, go! Gordon: Waffle! Waffle: Gotta be safe with my little newt buddy on board. Mr. Blick: Go, go go! Waffle, come on! Gordon: Forget the newt! Waffle: Safety first for my little newty newt newt.
	Unknown Episode: Hovis: I asked for toast. Gordon: Yes, well, a little problem with the toaster.
	Unknown Episode: Barkmeat: [flames develop and a dark shadow of Barkmeat appears] Who dares enter the sanctity of my domain? Name yourself. Waffle: W-W-Waffle. Wh-who are you? Barkmeat: History has given me many names. You may call me... [Shrimpy dog arrives] Barkmeat.
	Unknown Episode: Gordon: I'm afraid the right, sweet root beer has slipped out of our tiny paws. I mean it's not like we can dress up as girls and crash the party. Mr. Blick: Yeah... unless, we dress up as girls and crash the party! Waffle: Then we can play beauty salon makeover! [giggles giddily] Mr. Blick: Gordon, bag of bees. Gordon: Aye, bag of bees. Waffle: Hello, bees, how are you? [Bees sting Waffle, sending Waffle screaming in pain]
	Unknown Episode: Waffle: [to a statue, as Karate Cat] You have brought evil to my garden, Garden-Eviler!
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Blick: Well, Waffle, I hope you've learned something from all this. Waffle: I have, Mr. Blick. I guess I should just be myself and not who others want me to be. Gordon: But, laddie, no-one wanted you to be a dog. Waffle: Oh, well I guess I didn't learn anything then. Splee!
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Blick: Remember this historic moment, boys, 'cause we're going to the moon! Waffle: Woo-hoo! Zero-G basketball! Pop a wheelie! Hovis: Have fun, boys. Mr. Blick: Hovis, from now on, you shall refer to us as catstronauts. Hovis: That sounds painful.
	Unknown Episode: Barkmeat: I eat fear for breakfast. I spread fear on a bagel, with a little jam and nuts.
	Unknown Episode: Gordon: He's gone. Waffle has run off. Do you think he can survive out there all alone? Mr. Blick: Are you kidding? A sack of ham stands a better chance.
	Unknown Episode: Gordon: Hovis, have you ever had a strong longing for something but thought it would never come true? [behind them, Mr. Blik falls off a ladder] Hovis: It just did.
	Unknown Episode: Hovis: Might I suggest a better way? Mr. Blick: Better ways are for saps.
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Blick: [pulling on the service bell] Hovis! Someone answer the bell! Hovis! [Hovis falls on Mr. Blik from above] Hovis, where were you? Hovis: Fixing the bell.

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