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	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Dog Eat Dog Mia Mason: I don't think having a dog is... sorry... an animal companion is about being ready, or who you live with, or how much you work, or how many pets you have... I think it's about feeling something. I mean, how do I explain this bond that I have with this dog that I met three days ago who just lies there like a lump and has really smelly breath? But I do. I just think that feeling is so rare... with a man, with a friend, with a dog, with a job... that when you find it, you just can't let it go.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Dog Eat Dog Caitlin Dowd: Denis, the show is in two hours. Denis: I'm sorry, but I can't do art on a timetable. Caitlin Dowd: Yes, you can. That is what I paid you for. Okay, is there anything actually finished on here that a human being could wear? Denis: We did a pair of pants and some city shorts. Caitlin Dowd: I gave you the opportunity of a lifetime, and you're showing me a pair of fricking shorts?
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Dog Eat Dog Mia Mason: I think that we should be in each others' systems, right from the start. You know? Like, we want to be with each other all the time. Jason Chung: So, what are you saying? Mia Mason: I'm saying that yes, I agree with you. It's a little weird that I'm so obsessed with this dog. Jason Chung: Okay, good... Mia Mason: But, it feels so great to be crazy about someone you just met. And frankly, I don't think that we feel that way about each other. Jason Chung: I don't know if I've ever felt that way about anyone. Mia Mason: Well, you will. I think this is goodnight, Jason.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Dog Eat Dog Juliet Draper: Yes, Len, I guess I could wrap my head around signing a confidentiality agreement, as long as you'd sign one, too. But we're really getting ahead of ourselves, aren't we? Len Dinerstein: I don't like to waste time. I'd rather be direct. Juliet Draper: So would I. My relationship with my ex-husband... we were less than honest with each other. Len Dinerstein: Been there. Hope it didn't put you off monogamy.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Dog Eat Dog Mia Mason: I've always wanted to own a dog, but I never thought I had the time. Animal Handler: We don't say owner. We say "guardian" or "life companion." "Owner" implies dogs are property, instead of living beings in their own right. Mia Mason: Okay, well then, I've always wanted to be a life companion to a dog. Animal Handler: So, could you please list all your previous pets, starting with childhood. Mia Mason: Are you kidding? Chinese families aren't even allowed to wear shoes in the house.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Dog Eat Dog Denis: I can do this. Caitlin Dowd: Under pressure? Can you pull enough of these pieces together by Friday so we can have some semblance of a show? Denis: Semblance? Was Tom Ford's first for Gucci a "semblance of a show"? Caitlin Dowd: Oh, aim high. I like that. Go. Start. Sew.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Dog Eat Dog Zoe Burden: The only reason you'd leave the office to track me down is if you needed something from me. Clayton: I don't need anything. But now that we've landed Tate, don't you want to come back to the office and put his money to work? Zoe Burden: Tate wants to know where I am, and you don't have an answer. Clayton: Actually, I told him you were having your eyes done. Zoe Burden: You what?
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Dog Eat Dog Mia Mason: OK. I'll say it. You're nervous about mixing friends and business. Juliet Draper: I am not! [long pause] Okay, I am... a little. Caitlin Dowd: We always mix friends and business. We do! We just did. Isn't that the point?
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Dog Eat Dog Juliet Draper: Our board understands that we know our brand better than anybody and they trust me to do my job. I'm pretty sure with all your money, you wouldn't want to be stuck battling with me on a daily basis. Len Dinerstein: I don't know. Battling with you on a daily basis might be fun.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Dog Eat Dog Lily Parrish: That ungrateful little meiskeit. I was supporting that pishkeh when he was nothing! Caitlin Dowd: Blond, Irish, brother who's a priest? The only Yiddish I know is 'shmear' and 'shiksa'. Translation?
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Yours, Mine and Hers Zoe Burden: Forget this one deal, which I made happen. I have generated more business for Gorham Sutter than anyone else. And yet the only people who get promoted around here are men; white men, to be blunt. Henry Gorham: I don't like what you're insinuating. Zoe Burden: I am not insinuating anything, Henry. I'm saying it straight out. It doesn't matter to you, does it, that I have given everything to this firm, including my integrity? Henry Gorham: Integrity? Come on, this is Wall Street. As far as a promotion goes, well, you know that that is a tricky process. Your time will come. Zoe Burden: Oh, I know it will, Henry. It just won't come here. Henry Gorham: Well, not if you keep up like this. Zoe Burden: Don't worry, I'm not going to. I quit.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Yours, Mine and Hers Mia Mason: Are you here now because you got a good job? Jack Cutting: No. Mia Mason: Well, 'cause that's what it sounds like. You see me on some level, and if you're not on that level or above, then you can't be with me. Jack Cutting: You're reading too much into it.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Yours, Mine and Hers Caitlin Dowd: Am I ready to be a parent, which I would have to do with this other parent, Olivia, who already hates me and is my doppelganger? Mia Mason: I didn't think she was that pretty.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Yours, Mine and Hers Olivia Case: First, you're straight. Then, you're gay. Then, you're bi. Caitlin Dowd: And now, I'm getting drunk. Olivia Case: This is my baby, and you just don't seem like much of a role model. Caitlin Dowd: How do you know so much about me? Did Alicia tell you that? Olivia Case: Here's another thing. I hope you don't plan on having this kid call you "Mommy." This family's topping out at two mommies. Caitlin Dowd: Listen, you have no genetic relation to this child and neither do I. The only one who does is Alicia, so maybe we should be letting her make some of the calls. Olivia Case: You've got a lot to learn about lesbians.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Yours, Mine and Hers Cilla Gray: I just wanted to say... and I wish someone had told me this the first time I got divorced... it's actually a very liberating experience. I'm sure there are parts of you that have gotten buried or lost in this marriage. You get all that back. Plus, the summer house.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Yours, Mine and Hers Mia Mason: Liz, I know that you came here to show me that this is your territory now, but the fact that you had to make an appearance when you knew I'd be here, proves that it's not. Liz Morin: Aww. You just can't handle that Jack's moved on. Mia Mason: And you can't admit that you're the rebound girl. Enjoy the bounce.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Yours, Mine and Hers Liz Morin: [holds up a scarf] Oh, this what you were looking for? Thanks for letting me borrow it. I got a lot of compliments on it. Mia Mason: Don't you have any clothes of your own? Liz Morin: I really don't wear much when I'm here. Mia Mason: Could you not talk much when you're here? I don't even know how you can, without a teleprompter.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Yours, Mine and Hers Cynthia Tate: Zoe, I know how difficult it is for women to rise in this field, mothers especially. Zoe Burden: Oh, the stories I could tell. But to work with a woman of your stature on something as meaningful as this, I just... I would love it. Cynthia Tate: That's what I like about women; they talk to each other. And if this moves forward, I'll need someone to talk to. Zoe Burden: Me too.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Yours, Mine and Hers Alicia Lawson: Olivia! Caitlin Dowd: Olivia? Alicia Lawson: My ex, the one I was trying to get pregnant with. Olivia Case: You must be Caitlin. I didn't mean for this to be so awkward. Caitlin Dowd: It wouldn't have been, if we'd known you were coming. Olivia Case: Alicia told me about the appointment. Alicia Lawson: I didn't think you wanted to be here. Olivia Case: Why wouldn't I? It's my baby, too. Dr. Jane: The baby looks healthy, in case anyone's wondering.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Yours, Mine and Hers Mia Mason: Maybe this is the universe telling me things aren't over between me and Jack. Caitlin Dowd: Please don't go by the universe. Every time I've done that, I end up in a strange apartment, hunting for my thong.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Yours, Mine and Hers Caitlin Dowd: My girlfriend is pregnant. My girlfriend is pregnant. You say it. Mia Mason: Your girlfriend is pregnant. Caitlin Dowd: No. It still sounds crazy. I mean, what do I do? Do I stay with her? What does that make me, other mommy? Mommy Two? Mia Mason: Bitch. Caitlin Dowd: I think I prefer Mommy Two.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Yours, Mine and Hers Davis Draper: Rafe has helped me see that you had just as much to do with this marriage failing as I did. I am not going to be the bad guy here. Juliet Draper: Oh, really? What are you being now, the ingénue? You stole money from our mutual account. Rafe Gropman: If it was mutual, he didn't steal. Juliet Draper: [to Davis] You cheated on me! Davis Draper: And you cheated on me. Juliet Draper: Hardly. Davis Draper: And you rubbed it in my face. At least I had the decency to try to keep my affair a secret. Juliet Draper: Yes, the first word that springs to mind when I think of your affair with Cilla is "decency."
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Stay with Me Caitlin Dowd: So, like a month into it, my first real girl thing, great dates, great but different sex, she turns to me and goes, "I'm pregnant." Sam Morgan: Whoa. You don't see that coming. Caitlin Dowd: No, you do not. And isn't that something you share with someone before getting in a relationship with them? Sam Morgan: Did she just find out or was she trying to hide it from you? Caitlin Dowd: She's like, three months along! Sam Morgan: And you didn't notice any weight gain or... Caitlin Dowd: I thought it was, like, "I'm so in love" poundage. There is nothing in the self-help section for this particular twist, I'll tell you that right now.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Stay with Me Alicia Lawson: Why is it so hard for you to be straight with me? Caitlin Dowd: No pun intended? Alicia Lawson: No jokes, Caitlin. Caitlin Dowd: Excuse me, I like joking. It saves the people I care about from hearing what I really think, like, I dunno, say, somebody's trying to bust me for not being straight with them, when meanwhile, she knew she was pregnant way before she let me in on it? Alicia Lawson: All right! Caitlin Dowd: I mean come on! Alicia Lawson: All right, all right! Look. It's perfectly normal for you to do the going-back-and-forth thing. And you throw in that I'm pregnant, and I'd have been shocked if you hadn't. Caitlin Dowd: Wait. So now you're cool with it? Alicia Lawson: I don't want to own you. I just want to trust you. No, I'm not cool with it. I'm a little crushed, to tell you the truth. And, it also took me about an hour and a half to figure out what I was going to wear to lunch with you, so...
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Stay with Me Nicholas Branch: How many of the guys in the office has Katherine been through? Zoe Burden: One that I know of. How did you know? Nicholas Branch: It's a type. In my office, there's a Claudia and a Joelle.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Stay with Me Alicia Lawson: Sweetie, I didn't want to tell you until I was a hundred percent sure it was for real this time. I'm pregnant. Caitlin Dowd: How? Alicia Lawson: A donor. My ex and I had been trying for a while. And after we split up, I was still in such a place of wanting a child, I tried one last time. [pause] Aren't you going to say something? Caitlin Dowd: Uh... Congratulations?
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Stay with Me Jason Chung: Is Jack going to be there? Mia Mason: [laughs] No. Jason Chung: Any other old boyfriends? Mia Mason: No. Just my closest girlfriends. Jason Chung: Anything else I need to know? Mia Mason: It's a dinner, not a procedure. Jason Chung: Everything's a procedure.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - The Deciders Katherine Cutler: Zoe, Clayton promoted me because he has confidence in my abilities. He keeps telling me to take more initiative. Zoe Burden: Yeah, and we're all very appreciative of your abilities. But Clayton isn't handling this deal, I am. Which means that... Katherine Cutler: [intrupting] That you're pulling rank. Zoe Burden: That I'm responsible for everything that happens on this deal. Which means I lead, you follow. And you don't make a move without clearing it with me first. Katherine Cutler: Okay! I hear you and I get it. I'm really sorry. Would it be okay with you if I peed before heading back into the conference room?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Dangerous Liaisons Caitlin Dowd: There's a new blog out called 'Regrets Only' which posts gossip on women in business. Read what the latest post has. Zoe Burden: [reading from the printout] "Which Lily Parish Cosmetic executive has been seen canoodoling all over town with her hot, chocolate ad agency rep? These ladies are sharing more than makeup tips." Mia Mason: Canoodoling? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Caitlin Dowd: Never mind. "Hot chocolate"? What does that make me? Mia Mason: A marshmellow?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Dangerous Liaisons Caitlin Dowd: Oh my God! Mia Mason: What? "Oh my God, good?" Or, "oh my God, bad?" Caitlin Dowd: Oh my God, crap!

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