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 | Unknown Episode: Richard: Because then he'll want to get back together but I'll have to tell him we're not getting back together but I can't do that over the phone so I'll have to go over there and then we will get back together because I'm spineless and completely co-dependent! Richard: I'm sorry, I just made that last part up. Caroline: No, it's good, keep it. |
| Unknown Episode: Richard: This is ridiculous. I'm taking my lunch break. Del, I don't want any part in this. Del: Oh come on, Richard. Richard: Back off gentile. |
| Unknown Episode: Caroline: You know, life's a lot like a river: fast, furious, unpredictable. You just have to take it as it comes. Every now and then though, I wish I was one of those people who had a boat . . . |
| Unknown Episode: Richard: Look, Caroline, I'm not ashamed of being straight. In this day and age, I should be able to walk into that gallery with a woman on my arms and not feel like I'm being stared and gawked at like some sideshow freak. |
| Unknown Episode: Annie: Wow! You don't know "The Brady Bunch"? See, this is the problem with the American education system! |
| Unknown Episode: Cop: Get married, move to Long Island, have a couple of kids. You'll be safe. Caroline: Did my mother send you? Cop: Do it now while you're pretty, 'cause in ten years you're just gonna have to get a gun. |
| Unknown Episode: Caroline: I just ate twenty-four of these cookies, but they're fat-free so it's okay. |
| Unknown Episode: Richard: Uh, does anybody tell the women about these rules? Johnny: Do you tell a football what time the game is? Come on! |
| Unknown Episode: Charlie: Sorry, sorry, I thought I saw God for a second, but it was just the light from the bathroom. |
| Unknown Episode: Caroline: Del, that's "Fried Green Tomatoes". Del: Oh yeah, I love this movie. That Mary Stuart Jessica Louise Parker really cracks me up. |
| Unknown Episode: Caroline: Richard, what could you possibly have against cereal? Don't you watch the commercials? It's part of a complete breakfast. Richard: So is sand, as long as the other part is actual food. |
| Unknown Episode: Caroline: You see, Del, you're a turtleneck kind of guy, while the Jewish man is . . . a crew neck kind of guy. |
| Unknown Episode: Advertising lady: Well, hello, these people have volunteered to eat breakfast cereal in the middle of the afternoon with a bunch of total strangers for money. They're ANIMALS . . . but statistically they DO represent the cereal-buying public. |
| Unknown Episode: Charlie: You're from Italy, Remo . . . didn't you have a society in your midst who lived by its own laws, who answered to nobody? Remo: Yes. The Catholic Church. |
| Unknown Episode: Annie: There's no such word as dummo! Richard: And what language employs the usage of the word freako? |
| Unknown Episode: Charlie: You are an idiot! And I don't get to say that very often. |
| Unknown Episode: Johnny: What happened to you? Del: I got a facial peel. It makes me look 10 years younger. Johnny: It makes you look like an Orangutang's butt! |
| Unknown Episode: Caroline: Richard, why is all your furniture in the hall? Richard: We had to pee. |
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