Caroline in the City Quotes

Caroline in the City

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Caroline in the City Quotes

	Unknown Episode: Richard: My fortune cookie's empty... That's also the title of my autobiography.
	Unknown Episode: Caroline: And for my next trick I'm going to make my boyfriend disappear. I say the magic words. Opera.
	Unknown Episode: Aunt: This one's full of piss and vinegar. Del: Maybe not vinegar.
	Unknown Episode: Del: Not getting a pedicure. Joseph: Oh, go ahead. Treat yourself.
	Unknown Episode: Richard: It's just a dog eat talking dog world out there.
	Unknown Episode: Richard: I'm very open to criticism. Kenneth: Hmm. Richard: Oh yeah, who the hell are you to judge my work?
	Unknown Episode: Caroline: You weren't thinking right. All that blood was rushing from your head to other places.
	Unknown Episode: Caroline: Oh, that is so sweet! Del: Really? 'Cause when I was saying it, I was thinking, 'Boy, is this sounding stupid.'
	Unknown Episode: Del: So how do you think I came off? Woman: A little needy.
	Unknown Episode: Richard: What's with you? Oh, you've been with Del for a whole 8 minutes. He must have broken up with you again.
	Unknown Episode: Caroline: He wants to get married. Richard: To you? Caroline: No, to you.
	Unknown Episode: Caroline: Nobody ever says, 'Oh, you're going to Princeton and then to Harvard for a law degree, well, it's your life!'
	Unknown Episode: Annie: You finally get your one and only marriage and you don't accept because you see yourself in a Volvo commercial?
	Unknown Episode: Caroline: It wasn't my one and only marriage proposal. In second grade, a guy proposed to me and besides the fact that he ate paste, he was quite a catch.
	Unknown Episode: Woman: Mr. Karinski, 30 years old and you've spent the last 8 months coloring things. Richard: Yes, my mother's very proud also.
	Unknown Episode: Richard's machine: Hello? Caroline: Yeah, Richard, it's Caroline - Richard's machine: Actually it's a machine, but aren't we all? Caroline: So now you decide to develop a sense of humor?
	Unknown Episode: Woman: And now I've got to go out there and start dating weights, and I don't even know what dating weights mean, it's all metrics now.
	Unknown Episode: Richard: Oh, come on, you're just fishing for compliments. Woman: Is it working?
	Unknown Episode: Richard: I've never flown first class before. Caroline: The stewardesses have sex with you. Richard: Yeah, right. Del: Sometimes they really do.
	Unknown Episode: Richard: Oh, will you look at that, girl talk and me without a uterus.
	Unknown Episode: Del: It doesn't have to be the worst time in your life. Caroline: Isn't that the slogan for Euro-Disney?
	Unknown Episode: Maitre D: I put them at the VIP table. Caroline: The VIP table? Maitre D: Very Irritating Pains-in-the-butt.
	Unknown Episode: Caroline: You know, you could try being nicer to him. Richard: Yeah, and I could watch Tori Spelling play Medea. But life is just too short.
	Unknown Episode: Richard: In the future, when you tell your brother off in the dead of winter and storm outside, you might want to bring a coat. Caroline: I'm fine. Richard: Oh, please. You don't have to be proud in front of me. I've seen you eat M&Ms off the floor.
	Unknown Episode: Annie: That's how she was going to accept his proposal! It's so romantic! Richard: How do you know it was a marriage proposal? It could have been a suicide pact. Annie: Somebody wasn't breast-fed! Richard: Somebody doesn't have breasts!
	Unknown Episode: Richard: I'm stuck! Del: What do you mean? Richard: I'm stuck. Are you having trouble with "I'm" or "stuck"?
	Unknown Episode: Del: No way, Phil could never afford to buy her those things on what I paid him. Charlie: Probably bought it with the money he was embezzling. Del: What?! Charlie: He was embezzling, skimming off the top, robbing you blind, spanking the monkey. Oh wait, that's something else.
	Unknown Episode: Richard: So, Donna, do you miss Rome? Donna: Oh, no. All that traffic and noise and pollution, and rude people. Richard: Oh, I can see why you moved to New York.
	Unknown Episode: Caroline: What about him? Annie: Married. Caroline: No ring. Annie: He's buying over-the-calf socks. Caroline: So? Annie: Over-the-calf socks look better when you're dressed because there's no gap between trouser and sock when you cross your legs. Crew socks look better when you're undressed because you don't look like a dork. Obviously, this guy cares more about what he looks like dressed than undressed, ergo married.
	Unknown Episode: Caroline: [doorbell] I'll get it. Richard: I'll get it. Caroline: No, I'll get it. Richard: I said I'll get it. Caroline: Fine, then you get it. Richard: You wanna get it so bad, then you get it.

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