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	Season 2 / Episode 12: - New Canaan, CA Sofie: Go to hell! Brother Justin Crowe: Go? I don't plan to. I plan on bringing it here.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - New Canaan, CA Rev. Norman Balthus: The power of Christ compels you. Justin: Behold, [Justin continues slicing upward] the holy evil is come!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Damascus, NE Libby Dreifuss: Put it back there. I don't want you goin' where the Johnnies go; I wanna do you special.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Old Cherry Blossom Road Burley: What Jonsey got I ain't got?... Cat got your tongue? Hmm? Rita Sue Dreifuss: No. Thought maybe it was a rhetorical question. Burley: Nothing retardical about it!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Los Moscos Samson: On the heels of the skirmish man foolishly called "the war to end all wars", the dark one sought to elude his destiny: live as a mortal. So he fled across the ocean to an empire called America. But by his mere presence, a cancer corrupted the spirit of the land. People were rendered mute by fools who spoke many words but said nothing. For whom oppression and cowardice were virtues. And freedom... an obscenity. And into this dark heartland, the prophet stalked his enemy til... diminished by his wounds... he turned to the next in the ancient line of light. And so it was that the fate of mankind came to rest on the trembling shoulders of the most reluctant of saviors.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Babylon Rev. Norman Balthus: This? This is my greatest sin? Saving you?
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - After the Ball Is Over Waitress: Every prophet in his house.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - After the Ball Is Over Reverend Norman Balthus: [holding a newspaper with Babe Ruth on the front page] In desperate times the good lord looks over the flock and chooses one man to inspire the multitudes. One man to accomplish the impossible, one man to offer hope where there was only hopelessness. And who are we to judge the wisdom of the almighty?
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - After the Ball Is Over Apollonia: [to Ben] You're the one.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - After the Ball Is Over Clayton 'Jonesy' Jones: You wanna tell me what's going on here? Samson: Things are changing. Not for the better.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Milfay Samson: Before the beginning, after the great war between Heaven and Hell, God created the Earth, and gave dominion over it to the crafty ape he called man. And to each generation there was born a creature of light, and a creature of darkness. And great armies clashed by night in the ancient war between good and evil. There was magic then, nobility, and unimaginable cruelty. And so it was. Until the day that a false sun exploded over Trinity, and man traded away wonder for reason.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Milfay Samson: 'Measure of a man is his sense of humor’. You know who said that? Ben Hawkins: I don't care, how 'bout that? Samson: It was his honor Will Rogers. Or maybe it was Mark Twain, the point is, kid, I'm about to make you the offer of a lifetime. Ben Hawkins: Hey, stop calling me kid, okay? My name is Ben Hawkins. Samson: Well, Ben Hawkins, how would you like a career in show business?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Milfay Sofie: The people in these towns, they're asleep. All day at work, at home, sleepwalkers. We wake 'em up.
	Unknown Episode: Samson: Lyle, I'm tellin' you this operation is 100% legit. Sheriff Lyle Donovan: I never heard an honest man use "legit".
	Unknown Episode: Clayton Jones: Je-sus Christ. Samson: On a bicycle.
	Unknown Episode: Justin: The clock is ticking, brothers and sisters, counting down to Armageddon. The worm reveals himself in many guises across this once great land; from the intellectual elite cruelly indoctrinating our children with the savage blasphemy of Darwin, to the craven Hollywood pagans, corrupting them in the darkness of the local bijou, from the false prophets cowering behind our nation's pulpits to the vile parasites in our banks and boardrooms and the godless politicians, growing fat on the misery of their constituents. The signs of the end times are all around us, etched in blood and fire by the left hand of god. You have but to open your eyes, brothers and sisters. The truth is that the Devil is here. The Anti-Christ, the Child of Lies, the Son of Darkness walks among us cloaked in the flesh of a man. Does the Lord not weep at this degradation? Does He not tremble with righteous fury? And shall he not seek retribution? I open my eyes and I see a black sky that tears apart and screams with a voice that is thunder, 'Rise up, rise up brothers and sisters and take your place at my side. For you shall be my scythe and your face shall shine like a thousand suns and the streets shall be sanctified by the steaming black blood of the heretics.' And together brothers and sisters, together we shall build a shining temple, a kingdom that will last for thousands and thousands of years.
	Unknown Episode: Ruthie: Crazy as mud bugs on a griddle.
	Unknown Episode: Samson: Before the beginning, after the great war between Heaven and Hell, God created the Earth and gave dominion over it to the crafty ape he called man. And to each generation was born a creature of light and a creature of darkness. And great armies clashed by night in the ancient war between good and evil. There was magic then, nobility, and unimaginable cruelty. And so it was until the day that a false sun exploded over Trinity, and man forever traded away wonder for reason.
	Unknown Episode: Waitress: Every Prophet in his house.
	Unknown Episode: Justin: Do you know that there is a boy here whose mother abandoned him in the restroom of a Five and Dime? Iris: No, but... Justin: Or that Polly Ann's father sold her to some men for one dollar? No. No, of course not. Who wants to dwell on things like that? We never consider the little ones. We only put on our clothes. Who can see the children feeding the endless, ravenous hunger of the textile mill, mechanical mouths that aren't choosey: silk and thread, a lock of hair, a scrap of scalp, tiny, torn fingers. We only turn up the heat. Why think of the boys in the mines crouched over the chutes? For hours they sit, sifting the refuse from the coal, their backs bent. Old men by nine, black lung by twelve. Coal is heavy and hard, hands are soft and fragile; crushed, feet crushed, skulls crushed. Go for a walk; you see them. Poisoned girls selling themselves to men and women. A nickel buys a virgin; some are kept in cages. Babies, bought by men who raise them as livestock. Animals to abuse, soft flesh to violate, to tear and bite! 'If anyone causes even one of the little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a large millstone hung around his neck and be damned in the depths of the sea!' They must open their eyes! They must open their mouths and drown!
	Unknown Episode: Prof. Lodz: Have you seen my bear?
	Unknown Episode: Samson: You can only know a man so much.
	Unknown Episode: Justin: You always knew what was inside of me.
	Unknown Episode: Justin: Be still.
	Unknown Episode: Ben Hawkins: "In hoc signo vinces." By this sign you will conquer. Samson: When did you learn Latin? Ben Hawkins: Latin? Samson: You better hurry up and get born, kid.
	Unknown Episode: Prof. Lodz: Well played, little man.
	Unknown Episode: Samson: Let's shake some dust, children!
	Unknown Episode: Justin: I'm reminded of the phrase "making a deal with the devil". Tommy Dolan: Aw, come on. I'm not that bad. Justin: No. You're not.
	Unknown Episode: Justin: Ye offspring of serpents, who warned you to flee the wrath to come?
	Unknown Episode: Samson: On the heels of the skirmish man foolishly called The War to End All Wars, the dark one sought to elude his destiny, and live as a mortal. So he fled across the ocean to the empire called America. But by his mere presence, a cancer corrupted the spirit of the land. People were rendered mute by fools who spoke many words but said nothing... for whom oppression and cowardice were virtues... and freedom, an obscenity. And into this dark heartland, a prophet stalked his enemy. Until, dimished by his wounds, he turned to the next in the ancient line of light. And so it was that the fate of mankind came to rest on the trembling shoulders of the most reluctant of saviors...

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