Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys - Episode Quotes

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Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys Quotes

	Unknown Episode: Nebula: Surrender... and Die. Spydor: Isn't that supposed to be "OR die?"
	Unknown Episode: Rhesus 2: [after putting his brain back in] I must always remember: Twist, then snap!
	Unknown Episode: Captain Simian: I've *got* to get that thing fixed.
	Unknown Episode: Shao Lin: Captain, the fuel supply is at critical. Captain Simian: What? How did that happen? Shao Lin: If I recall, your words were, 'You see the fuel supply as half-empty, I see it as half-full.' Captain Simian: That was a JOKE!
	Unknown Episode: Captain Simian: Orbitron, how close are we to the nearest fuel depot in this galaxy? Orbitron: You should have thought of that before we left home!
	Unknown Episode: Captain Simian: [the crew picks the Captain up from the floor] What just happened? Dr. Splitz: Excellent Captain! It would seem that as soon as you lost consciousness, the illusions dissipated. Captain Simian: Wonderful... my proudest moment...
	Unknown Episode: Spydor: You lost a baby tooth! Gor-illa: Will it grow back? Spydor: Sure! Quick as a wink! Gor-illa: [winks, feels gums] It's not there, Spydor. Spydor: No, no, big guy, it's just an expression. Means it'll happen in two shakes of a... it'll happen soon. Gor-illa: How soon? Spydor: Eh, before you can say J... ah, I'll get back to you on that.
	Unknown Episode: Shao Lin: Recording Sector 3879-B Captain. Captain Simian: Log the coordinates. Orbitron: No, no, no! Where's the feeling? These are coordinates! You want them logged. You NEED them logged. Try it again, and this time, make... me... CRY.
	Unknown Episode: Spydor: [firing at aliens] Take that ya big tinsel-headed robot mooks! Spydor: [lazers bounce of aliens without effect] Heh - whaddaya know? They took it...
	Unknown Episode: Captain Simian: Orbitron, come with me. Orbitron: You like me, you really like me!
	Unknown Episode: Captain Simian: [On the P.A] We are the Space Monkeys! Resistance is useless, your weapons are useless! Shao Lin: Captain, they may actually surrender. Captain Simian: [Thinks] You're right. Captain Simian: [On the P.A] That is, we *think* your weapons are useless.
	Unknown Episode: General Yot: We are no match for your advanced weapons. We surrender Captain Simian: [Slapping his forehead] I don't *want* you to surrender! How can I convince you we come in peace? Orbitron: Well, that certainly was convincing.
	Unknown Episode: Gor-illa: What does that mean? Dr. Splitz: [as Splitzy] When y'all find out, tell me!
	Unknown Episode: Captain Simian: [For no apparent reason] Check!
	Unknown Episode: Captain Simian: Strangely soothing.
	Unknown Episode: Rhesus 2: Bad brain!
	Unknown Episode: Apax: Only in Andromeda!