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	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Never the Twain Shall Meet Kwame: Got a nibble, Huck? Wheeler: [straining with his fishing-line] More like a chomp! [grinning] Ooo-we, ain't it a right fine catch! [is hit in the face with the boot he brings up] Oof! Kwame: [laughs] More like a dirty left boot. Ma-Ti: So much for our fresh-fish breakfast. Unless we want Fillet of Sole.
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Never the Twain Shall Meet Kwame: Maybe this was not such a great idea. Wheeler: [shakily] At least it's not boring.
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Never the Twain Shall Meet Wheeler: [just getting something out of his eyes, sees he hasn't caught a fish but hasn't noticed the tire around his neck] Huh? What happened? I caught the big one! Ma-Ti: [laughs] Yeah - the biggest tire in the Mississippi!
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Never the Twain Shall Meet Wheeler: I'm holding out for a fresh catch. Ma-Ti: [sees the pouring pipe behind him] How do you feel about "chemically-preserved"?
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Never the Twain Shall Meet Wheeler: [of the trapped animal] What *is* that thing? Ma-Ti: All I can tell you, Wheeler, is that it is not *my* dinner.
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Never the Twain Shall Meet Wheeler: This is one feisty coos. Ma-Ti: [laughs as the can he finally lugs on board bounces against his face] I think your catch would say the same about you, eh, Wheeler?
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Never the Twain Shall Meet Wheeler: Uh-oh! And now it's gonna rain on our charade.
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Never the Twain Shall Meet Kwame: Is it just me, or does anyone else have that boxed-in feeling? Ma-Ti: It feels like we are on an elevator, or something. Wheeler: Next stop, ladies' lingerle. [stops grinning as he sees an approaching steamer in their path] And here comes Big Bertha!
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Never the Twain Shall Meet Captain Planet: Why do they always put these landfills by the river? It always floods, the water gets polluted, the soil gets contaminated...
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Never the Twain Shall Meet Captain Planet: It'll make a dang fine dam.
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Never the Twain Shall Meet Captain Planet: [lifting them from the motorboat near the fiery oil-spill] Next time, Planeteers, go solar. Uh, no "kaboom".
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Never the Twain Shall Meet Captain Planet: I'd love to stay and play King - uh, *Cap* of the Mounain...
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Never the Twain Shall Meet Wheeler: Come on, guys! Are we hot dogs, or weenies? Captain Planet: [grinning] You want a *frank* answer?
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Never the Twain Shall Meet Captain Planet: Be back before you can say "Samuel Clemens". Ten - times, that is.
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Never the Twain Shall Meet Captain Planet: It always amazes me how much good stuff I find in a dump.
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Never the Twain Shall Meet Gi: [their rings are repowered] Thank goodness. If they don't need Cap anymore, they must be out of danger. Linka: Dah. But maybe we should go look for them all anyway. Friend: [shows up with a platter of food] Here y'all go. Linka: [taking crawfish]... Then again, like you said, Gi, they must be out of danger. Gi: [taking corn on the cob]... Yeah. And we wouldn't want to interfere with their *great adventure*.
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Never the Twain Shall Meet Linka: The catfish we caught were fantastic. Wheeler: [dismayed] Catfish? Ma-Ti: [grinning] Wheeler and catfish? Never the twain shall meet.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - 5-Ring Panda-Monium Linka: At least you will make a big splat with the audience, Wheeler! [laughs] Wheeler: [as he's speaking, is fired out of the cannon] That's "splash", Linkaaaa!
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - 5-Ring Panda-Monium Ma-Ti: [laughs with and slaps his pet a high-five after Wheeler is hit with a pie] I always wanted to do that, too, Suchi!
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - 5-Ring Panda-Monium Mademe Mao: Welcome to Madame Mao's Circus Extraordinaire! Kwame: More like Circus Unfair.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - 5-Ring Panda-Monium Captain Planet: [to Tusker] Nothing like a shower after a close shave. Hey, thanks, Jumboteer.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - 5-Ring Panda-Monium Captain Planet: [sees the set fire] Uh-oh. This must be the Hottest Show on Earth!
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - 5-Ring Panda-Monium Captain Planet: Show's over for you folks!
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Bug Off Wheeler: [Linka suffers a cold] I never thought I'd say this, Linka, but what you got - I don't want.
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Bug Off Wheeler: No need to panic, guys. I'll just blast these suckers. Fire! [shoots a jet of flame with his ring, but the beetles emerge again after a minute and attack] OK, *now* panic!
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Bug Off Verminous Skumm: A little pesticide drip for a big eco-drip.
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Bug Off Captain Planet: Some days you're the spider, some days you're the fly. It's is a fly day for me.
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Bug Off Professor Posey: These tiny parasitic wasps inject their eggs into the bodies of the weevils and destroy them from the inside out. Wheeler: Cool! Just like in Alien!
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Bug Off Captain Planet: Well - imagine that. A pest bigger than you, Skumm.
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Bug Off Verminous Skumm: Please, help me, Captain Planet. I'll do anything! [sobs in terror as his giant beetles cling to him to escape the attacking wasps] Captain Planet: I don't know, Skumm. Your little friends are starting to grow on me. Or should I say you?