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 | Unknown Episode: Dorfman: Go ahead, Beth, ask it anything. Beth: Okay. [pause] Why do guys say they're gonna call, and so you give them your number, and you wait by the phone, and do they call? No! Dorfman: Ask and answer. Okay! |
| Unknown Episode: Ricky Wilder: [on the phone with a costume shop clerk] Do you have any mouse costumes? [pause] Yes, I'm aware that today is Halloween and that people purchased their costumes months in advance - I've always admired people like that. [pause] But still no mice? What costumes do you have? [pause] That's the ONLY ONE LEFT? [pause] I don't think so, not for an eight-year-old girl. But, out of curiosity, how much is the Clarence Thomas outfit? |
| Unknown Episode: Dexter: Let me guess, friend of Brody's? Beth: That's right. So you can put your pecs away 'coz it's not gonna work with me. |
| Unknown Episode: Ricky Wilder: Brody! Doctor: That's a nice name! Brody Wilder: Hey, Rick, can I have the keys to your car? Ricky Wilder: In my pur... [goes into labor once more] Doctor: There's another one. Wait, there's something blocking the way. [pulls out a skateboard, then pulls out Dorfman] Dorfman: Hi, doc! Hey, what happened to the bag of chips I had? Ricky Wilder: Dorfman! Doctor: Hang on, there's one more. [pulls out Melissa] Melissa Wilder: Fine. Give birth to me, but you are not my mother. Danielle: Nice shoes! Can I have them? Beth: Ricky, there's a hole in the Ozone Layer, and you're bringing babies into this world? [shakes her head disapprovingly] |
| Unknown Episode: Brody Wilder: Date tonight, Rick. Need a way place to take her to. Ricky Wilder: Mario's. Brody Wilder: Great. Need a way to pay for it. Ricky Wilder: Job. Brody Wilder: Seriously, Rick. Can I borrow thirty dollars? Ricky Wilder: Thirty dollars? Brody, that's a lot of money. Why don't you just do what I did when I was your age? [thinks] Here, take forty. |
| Unknown Episode: Beth: Honestly, Brody, you're taking this fight thing way out of proportion. Brody Wilder: Why not tell that to Danielle? Beth: What? Brody Wilder: Oh, that's right, Beth. Act surprised. I know she and Dex have a date tonight. I can't believe you guys. [exit] Beth: [sits down on the couch with Dorfman] I feel terrible. Dorfman: Me too. Beth: I thought Dex wanted me. |
| Unknown Episode: Brody Wilder: Any luck finding your cat, Beth? Beth: No. Dorfman put an ad in the paper, but we can't find it. Dorfman: [points at an ad in the newspaper] Here it is. Right under "Love Warrior seeks nonsmoking dentist." Beth: You put it in the Personals? Dorfman: Yeah. Who reads the Lost and Found? Danielle: [reads] "Lost and Lonely, SWF?" Dorfman: Spayed White Feline. Danielle: [reads] "Lost and Lonely, SWF, Cute and cuddly, neatly trimmed nails, seeks master...?" Beth: Dorfman, what are you doing to me? I'm gonna get a bunch of men calling and wanting to meet me. [pauses to think] I'm gonna go check my messages. |
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