Camp Rock Quotes

Camp Rock

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Fun Facts:

	Unknown Episode: Connie Torres: You're going to Camp Rock!
	Unknown Episode: Shane Gray: I don't want to waste my summer at some camp! I'm Shane Gray for crying out loud! Nate: Hey man we used to love this place. Three years ago we were campers. Jason: Yeah man, this is where Connect 3... connected! Nate: [shakes his head] And you get to see our Uncle Brown. Shane Gray: Ha! [rolls his eyes] Not a selling point. Nate: Look man, right now you're that bad boy to the press, and the label has a problem with that, which means, we have a problem with that. Jason: Actually, I don't really have a problem with that. [Nate glares at him] We have a problem with that! Nate: This camp thing is supposed to fix it, it's great PR. So do your time, enjoy the fresh air... [sniffs in]... get a tan... Jason: Oh, and can you make me a birdhouse or something? Shane Gray: [scoffs at Jason] One word. Payback! Jason: That's two words!
	Unknown Episode: Mitchie Torres: [in canoe] I don't think we're doing this right. Shane Gray: What, you don't like going in circles?
	Unknown Episode: Caitlyn: Her mom is a great person. What's your mom like? Barron: Uhh, she's like a mom.
	Unknown Episode: Shane Gray: [on the phone with Nate and Jason] I learned my lesson! I showered in cold water! I looked at a tree! It’s been three hours, I need hair product. Nate: I guess it’s time to embrace the "natural" look. Jason: Oh have fun. Shane Gray: Guys. Screaming Girl: Ahhh! There he his!
	Unknown Episode: Nate: [answer his phone on speaker] Hello? Jason: Hey buddy! How's my birdhouse coming? Nate: Jason! Jason: Sorry! It's not my fault you didn't ask him to make you anything. Nate: I didn't want anything. Jason: Well, I wanted a birdhouse! Nate: And what do you want a birdhouse for? Jason: I wanted to se more birds about... Shane Gray: [interrupting Jason] Guys! Nate, Jason: [together] Sorry.
	Unknown Episode: Brown Cessario: I hate when I have to be uncool.
	Unknown Episode: Jason: Guess who? Shane Gray: You're in the room, I can see you. Jason: I can see you too man!
	Unknown Episode: Brown Cessario: Up next, we have Margaret Dupree. Ella: Who's Margaret? Peggy: I am. Ella: Go, Margaret!
	Unknown Episode: Shane Gray: That's the song! Nate: So that must be the girl. Jason: Ya think?
	Unknown Episode: Ella: [sleepily] Mitchie? Mitchie Torres: Um... You're dreaming. You're a rock princess. Ella: Okay. I rock.
	Unknown Episode: Shane Gray: So I guess my search is over. Mitchie Torres: That depends on who you’re looking for. Hi, I'm Mitchie. Shane Gray: I'm Shane. Are you up for a canoe ride later? Mitchie Torres: I wouldn't miss it.
	Unknown Episode: Mitchie Torres: Tess, stop talking to me like that. Stop talking to everyone like that. I may be the cook's daughter and my father may not be rich, but I'm a much better person than someone who feels good about herself because she makes everyone else feel bad. And I'll take that any day.
	Unknown Episode: Shane Gray: So here's some advice. It's not all about your image. None of it means anything unless people see who you really are. And your music has to be who you really are. It's gotta show how you feel, or it doesn't mean anything.
	Unknown Episode: Shane Gray: [Mitchie is walking, but stops when she sees Shane playing guitar] Can't a guy get some peace? Mitchie Torres: Sorry. I didn't mean-sorry. Shane Gray: You said that already. Mitchie Torres: Sorry. I uh... was that you playing? It sounded kinda different. Shane Gray: [Shane rolls his eyes] Than my usual stupid cookie cutter pop star stuff? Sorry to disappoint. Mitchie Torres: [she laughs] You didn't. I liked it. I mean, it was good for stupid cookie cutter pop star stuff. Shane Gray: [he smiles] Wow. You really know how to make a guy feel better. Mitchie Torres: I thought you loved you're sound. You created it here. You're like a Camp Rock legend. Shane Gray: Some legend. I only play the music that the label thinks will sell, thats it. Mitchie Torres: You don't think that song would sell? Shane Gray: I don't know. Mitchie Torres: Well, you'll never know if you don't try. And by the way, I know of one girl that would buy that song.
	Unknown Episode: Shane Gray: [Shane is singing by a canoe] Turn on that radio. As loud as it can go. Gonna dance until my feet can't feel the ground. Mitchie Torres: [Mitchie walks up] So, does your voice sound better over here? Shane Gray: Why don't we get in one of these things and you can tell me. Mitchie Torres: [out on the lake, Mitchie is laughing, and her and Shane are going in circles with the canoe] Really? Shane Gray: Yeah. It was awesome. Mitchie Torres: [laughing] Yeah. I don't think we're doing this right. Shane Gray: What? You don't like going in circles? Mitchie Torres: So, have you found you're special girl yet? Shane Gray: Why, are you jealous? Mitchie Torres: Jerk. Shane Gray: Hey, being a jerk is part of the rock star image. Mitchie Torres: Keeping up an image can be tiring. Shane Gray: But it keeps the posers away. I never know if people are hanging with me for the free stuff or for the parties. Mitchie Torres: Oh, definitely the free stuff. Shane Gray: Funny. Mitchie Torres: Come on, I know you're really not a jerk. I mean you're helping Andy with his dancing, and those screaming girls seem to like you. Shane Gray: Which brings me back to the whole jealous thing. Mitchie Torres: I take that back. You are a jerk. Shane Gray: It must be the same for you too, huh? Mitchie Torres: What? Shane Gray: Because of your mom. And her job at Hot Tunes. People probably always fake around you. Mitchie Torres: Uh yeah, right. Totally. Shane Gray: You know, it’s nice talking to someone who gets it. Mitchie Torres: Yeah. Me too.
	Unknown Episode: Connie Torres: Honey, you were great! I'm sorry you didn't win. Mitchie Torres: But I did. I won the best summer of my life, thanks to you.
	Unknown Episode: Jason: Oh and can you make me a bird house?
	Unknown Episode: Jason: Group hug! Jason: Oh, much better. It hasn't been the same just hugging Nate. Nate: [sarcastically, as being let go] Yeah, it hasn't been.
	Unknown Episode: Steve Torres: [Mr. Torres is grilling burgers] So, how was work? Mitchie Torres: Uh, you know Barney's. We serve burgers with a Barney smile. So whats for dinner? Steve Torres: Burgers. Connie Torres: Well, our World Famous Torres burgers. Mitchie Torres: Um, I'll pass. Steve Torres: Okay, I can't stand it. Tell her. Connie Torres: Well Steve she just got home. Mitchie Torres: Tell me what? Connie Torres: [to Steve] Okay honey, drum roll. Mitchie Torres: Mom! Connie Torres: Okay! You're going to Camp Rock! Mitchie Torres: What? Steve Torres: She said you're going to Camp Rock! Connie Torres: Well actually, we're going. Connie's Catering is going camping. Buisness is slow in the summer. This is a steady job and you get to go to camp at a discounted rate! Mitchie Torres: Aaahhh! Connie Torres: But you have to help out in the kitchen. Mitchie Torres: Thank you! Thank you like a million times! [they all hug]
	Unknown Episode: Mitchie Torres: [Mitchie and her mom drive up and Mitchie sticks her head out of the window] We're here! Connie Torres: Yeah! Are you excited? Mitchie Torres: A little. Okay, a lot! Yes! Major! Thank you, mom, I'm gonna have so much fun! [she sees a limo] Woah! [a girl steps out looking fabulous] Woah.
	Unknown Episode: Connie Torres: Okay, sweetie, lets get settled in. Mitchie Torres: [she lays her stuff on her bed] Settled! [a man walks in] Brown Cessario: That's great! Brown Cesario. Camp director/founding memeber and bass guitar of the Wet Crows and you must be Connie Torres, our new cook. Connie Torres: Thats me. And this is my daughter, [the cabin door shuts] who is already gone. Brown Cessario: Ah, no worries. She probably just wanted to get out there, get to it. You know what I mean? When the music calls, you got to answer. Connie Torres: I can't wait for you to meet her though. She has got a great voice. Look at me, I'm already bragging. Brown Cessario: Ah, you gotta brag, love. Learned that from the Micster. Jagger. Connie Torres: You knew Mick Jagger? Brown Cessario: Yeah. Backed him up for years. Great times, great times! But not as great as the time when I taught Aerosmith... [scene drifts off]
	Unknown Episode: Mitchie Torres: [Mitchie is looking around and walking backwards and she bumps into a girl] Sorry! I didn't- I didn't see you. Tess Tyler: Obviously. [she walks away] Caitlyn: [another girl is sitting on the stage with a laptop] Thats Tess Tyler, the diva of Camp Rock. Mitchie Torres: Is she really good? Caitlyn: Shes good at trying too hard to be good. Understandable because her mom is Tj Tyler. Mitchie Torres: The Tj Tyler? Shes got like a trillion Grammy's. Caitlyn: Uh, trillion and one, I think. Hi, I'm Caitlin. Camper today. Top selling music producer tomorrow. Check me out. [She plays something on her laptop] Mitchie Torres: Cool. I'm Mitchie. Caitlyn: Hi. [a lady runs on stage] Dee La Duke: Hi gang! I'm Dee La Duke, the musical director here at Camp Rock. Mitchie Torres, Caitlyn, Tess Tyler, Peggy, Ella, Lola, Sander, Barron, Lola's Dancer #2: Hi Dee. Dee La Duke: Here at Camp Rock we [singing] siiinngg. So lets try that again. Mitchie Torres, Caitlyn, Tess Tyler, Peggy, Ella, Lola, Sander, Barron, Lola's Dancer #2: [singing] Hi Dee. Dee La Duke: Sounds good. A little pitchy in places, but we'll fix that by the Final Jam.

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