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	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Lazlo Loves a Parade / Are You There S.M.I.T.S.? It's me Samson Mayor Pothole McPhucker: Well done! First place! First place! Brilliant! Just look at that face [photo of Lumpus] ! Just look at that thing protruding... [meaning statue of Piercely R. Prickly]
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Lazlo Loves a Parade / Are You There S.M.I.T.S.? It's me Samson Mayor Pothole McPhucker: [realizing Lazlo's float is made of stolen objects] Oh, for the love of...!
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Lazlo Loves a Parade / Are You There S.M.I.T.S.? It's me Samson Robert [PPTV reporter]: [seeing Mayor McPhucker] Oh, for the love of...!
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Lazlo Loves a Parade / Are You There S.M.I.T.S.? It's me Samson Scoutmaster Wesley: [seeing Mayor McPhucker] Oh, for the love of...!
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - There's No Place Like Gnome / Hot Spring Fever Lazlo: [sings, to the tune of the William Tell Overture] Okay is the life of a jolly wood gnome/They have long beards and they love your lawn/They dance little jigs on their little gnome homes/Hooray for the life of a jolly wood gnome
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - There's No Place Like Gnome / Hot Spring Fever Slinkman: Beware the teeth of the deadly wood gnomes/They'll bite your leg when you're all alone/And they'll drag you back to their little gnome home/Where they'll boil you for stew till you're nothing but bone!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Mascot Madness / Tomato Paste Edward the Platypus: [Maniacal laugh] Gimme an itch!/Gimme a scratch!/I'll bite your head, I cover your backs!/I'm the Lice Duke, the Lice Duke, the Duke of the Lice!/I've got spirit but I ain't too nice! [Growls]
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Handy Helper / Love Sick Raj the Elephant: Careful, Lazlo. Lazlo: [Spills some tea] Oops. Raj the Elephant: Don't spill it! [the tea eats a hole on the floor] Lazlo: Wow! It's like magma from the Earth's core. Raj the Elephant: More powerful than that. You must be quite mindful.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Beans and Pranks / Movie Night Lazlo: [Speaking in Edward's mind.] Oh, no, Edward. You are not a big boy. You are cosmically insufficient. Edward the Platypus: I'm not a big boy. Edward the Platypus: [Opens door from outside] Aaayyy. I am a small boy. [Slithers.] A slithering small boy.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Nothing Club/ Loogie Llama Edward the Platypus: Why don't you go to your own club? Oh, that's right! You have nothing. The nothing club! That's your club, Lazlo! Lazlo: The nothing club. That's my club. [He sadly traces a large square on the ground] Well, this is the nothing club. [Beat] Not bad!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Parasitic Pal / It's No Picnic Vocalist (Parasitic Pal song): Everyone loves my little buddy wuddy, he's my cuddly pal/ Hoobely hoo and a ziggely zee, he's sucking on my head/ He's so cute, so slimy and so squeaky/ Hoobely hoo with a ziggely zee, who cares if he's a freak-y/ Friends like to see my little buddy wuddy, hanging oh so mellow/ Hoobely hoo with a ziggely zee, like a heap of jiggly Jell-O/ He's so cute he should have a show on cable/ I've got a hunch when I munch on lunch they'll all want to sit at our table/ Everyone loves my little buddy wuddy, he's my cuddly pet/ Hoobely hoo with a ziggely zee, he's sucking on my head/ He's so cute, so slimy and so nutty,/ Hoobely hoo with a ziggely zee, he's my buddy buddy!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Lights Out / Swimming Buddy Algonquin C. Lumpus: [shouting] What is wrong with these Bean Scouts?
	Unknown Episode: Raj the Elephant: What are we made of? Clam: Stuff. Raj the Elephant: Stuff? What kind of stuff? Clam: Stuff, stuff.
	Unknown Episode: Raj the Elephant: What are we made of? Clam: Stuff. Raj the Elephant: Stuff? What kind of stuff? Clam: Stuff, stuff.
	Unknown Episode: Lazlo: You're like the brother I never had. Raj the Elephant: And you're like the puppy my parents never let me have.
	Unknown Episode: Lazlo: You're like the brother I never had. Raj the Elephant: And you're like the puppy my parents never let me have.
	Unknown Episode: Edward the Platypus: [sees Lazlo, Raj and Clam fall from a waterfall] Hooray! Edward the Platypus: [sees them emerge safely] Whatever.
	Unknown Episode: Edward the Platypus: [sees Lazlo, Raj and Clam fall from a waterfall] Hooray! Edward the Platypus: [sees them emerge safely] Whatever.
	Unknown Episode: Algonquin C. Lumpus: None of you are geniuses! Why are none of you geniuses?
	Unknown Episode: Algonquin C. Lumpus: None of you are geniuses! Why are none of you geniuses?
	Unknown Episode: Lazlo: [swinging, referring to Scout Master Lumpus's "nickname"] Isn't this fun, L-L-L-Larry? Clam: Larry. Raj the Elephant: L-L-L-Larry Canary. Lazlo: L-L-L-Larry Underwear-y. Clam: Larry.
	Unknown Episode: Lazlo: [swinging, referring to Scout Master Lumpus's "nickname"] Isn't this fun, L-L-L-Larry? Clam: Larry. Raj the Elephant: L-L-L-Larry Canary. Lazlo: L-L-L-Larry Underwear-y. Clam: Larry.
	Unknown Episode: The Dung Beetles: I love the sound of waterfalls. It sounds like music to my ears. The Dung Beetles: Sounds more like screams of terror from those Jelly Cabin guys. Edward the Platypus: Now that's music to my ears. Boy, I'd give the shirt off my back to see Lazlo and those Jelly Cabin dweebs in harm's way. [Skip rips Edward's shirt off] Hey! What's the big idea? The Dung Beetles: See? [points to Lazlo, Raj and Clem hanging over the waterfall] Edward the Platypus: [Rips off his pants] Here, take my pants, too!
	Unknown Episode: The Dung Beetles: I love the sound of waterfalls. It sounds like music to my ears. The Dung Beetles: Sounds more like screams of terror from those Jelly Cabin guys. Edward the Platypus: Now that's music to my ears. Boy, I'd give the shirt off my back to see Lazlo and those Jelly Cabin dweebs in harm's way. [Skip rips Edward's shirt off] Hey! What's the big idea? The Dung Beetles: See? [points to Lazlo, Raj and Clem hanging over the waterfall] Edward the Platypus: [Rips off his pants] Here, take my pants, too!

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