5x10 Army of One

Dixon: You guys suck.
Fiona Glenanne: Hey, I've ridden in there. As trunks go, it's not so bad. Uh, Sam, I think I know how the cops found us. Dixon here likes to accessorize.
Sam Axe: You're under house arrest? Why didn't you say something?
Dixon: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I forget to mention that when I was unconscious? I'm unconscious because you tased me!
Sam Axe: [indicating Fi] Uh, technically, she tased you.

Michael Westen: [voiceover] To improvise a weapon, you have to understand the basic principle behind whatever you're making. A gun, for example, is just a barrel and a firing pin, while a time-delay bomb can be as simple as a corrosive chemical, an oxidizing agent, and something to keep them from mixing together long enough so you don't blow your hands off.

Dixon: I said I don't want to talk to you. Go away.
Sam Axe: Dixon, I just need a small favor, okay?
Dixon: Favors are for friends, and friends don't tase one another and put them in the trunks of cars.
Sam Axe: First of all, that was years ago. Second, I said I was sorry. And you know, third, if you'd agreed to help, I wouldn't have had to do it.