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	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Buffy: I love you. Spike: No, you don't. But thanks for sayin' it.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Dawn: Yeah, Buffy? What are we gonna do now?
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Buffy: So, what do you guys wanna do tomorrow? Willow: Nothing strenuous. Xander: Well, mini-golf is always the first thing that comes to mind. Giles: I think we can do better than that. Buffy: I was thinking about shopping. As per usual. Willow: Oh. There's an Arden B. in the new mall. Xander: Oh, good. I could use a few items. Giles: Well, now aren't we gonna discuss this? Save the world or go to the mall? Buffy: I'm having a wicked shoe craving. Xander: Aren't you on the patch? Willow: Those never work. Buffy: Never. Giles: And here I am, invisible to the eye, not having any vote. Xander: See, I need a new look. It's this whole eye patch thing. Buffy: Oh, you could go with full black secret agent look. Willow: Or the puffy shirt, pirate slash... Giles: The Earth is definitely doomed.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Angel: I'm gettin' the brush off for Captain Peroxide. It doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me. Buffy: You're not getting the brush off. A-Are you just going to come here and go all Dawson on me every time I have a boyfriend? Angel: Aha! Boyfriend. Buffy: He's not. But he is in my heart. Angel: That'll end well. Buffy: What was the highlight of our relationship? When you broke up with me or when I killed you?
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Buffy: I'm cookie dough. I'm not done baking. I'm not finished becoming who ever the hell it is I'm gonna turn out to be. I make it through this, and the next thing, and the next thing, and maybe one day, I turn around and realize I'm ready. I'm cookies. And then, you know, if I want someone to eat m- or enjoy warm, delicious, cookie me, then that's fine. That'll be then. When I'm done. Angel: Any thoughts on who might enjoy - Do I have to go with the cookie analogy? Buffy: I'm not really thinking that far ahead. That's kind of the point. Angel: I'll go start working on the second front. Make sure I don't have to use it. Buffy: Angel. I do. Sometimes, think that far ahead. Angel: Sometimes is something. Buffy: Be a long time coming. Years, if ever. Angel: I ain't gettin' any older.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Spike: Now, go! Spike: I wanna see how it ends.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Caleb: [as the First] I will overrun this earth. And when my army outnumbers the humans on this earth... the scales will tip, and I will be made flesh. Buffy Summers: Talk on. I'm not afraid of you. Caleb: Then why aren't you asleep in your dead lover's arms? 'Cause he can't help you. Nor Faith. Nor your friends. Certainly not your wanna-slay brigade. None of those girlies will ever know real power unless you're dead. Now, you know the drill. [the First transforms from Caleb into Buffy] Buffy Summers: [as the First] Into every generation, a Slayer is born. One girl in all the world. She alone will have the strength and skill to... There's that word again. What you are. How you'll die... alone. Where's your snappy comeback? Buffy Summers: You're right. Buffy Summers: [as the First] Hmm. Not your best.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Willow: Did you find out anything about the scythe? Buffy: It slices, dices, and makes julienne preacher. Giles: Caleb? Buffy: I cut him in half. Willow: All right! Anya: He had that coming. Xander: Hey, party in my eye socket, and everyone's invited. Xander: Sometimes I shouldn't say words.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Faith: It's pretty radical, B. Giles: It's a lot more than that. Buffy, what you said, it-it-it flies in the face of everything we've ever - every generation has ever done in the fight against evil. I think it's bloody brilliant. Buffy: You mean that? Giles: If you want my opinion.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Buffy: I hate this. I hate being here. I hate that you have to be here. I hate that there's evil and that I was chosen to fight it. I wish a whole lot of the time that I hadn't been. I know a lot of you wish I hadn't been, either. This isn't about wishes. This is about choices. I believe we can beat this evil. Not when it comes. Not when its army is ready. Now. Tomorrow morning, I'm opening the seal. I'm going down into the Hellmouth and I am finishing this once and for all. Right now, you're asking yourself what makes this different. What makes us anything more than a bunch of girls being picked off one by one? It's true. None of you have the power that Faith and I do. So here's the part where you make a choice.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Anya: Oh, God. I'm terrified. I-I didn't think - I mean, I - I just figured you'd be terrified, and I would be sarcastic about it. Andrew: Picture happy things. A lake, candycanes, bunnies... Anya: [enraged] Bunnies! Floppy, hoppy, bunnies!
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Giles: I used to be a highly respected Watcher, and now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Buffy: Ow. Dawn: Dumbass. Xander: Don't look at me. This is a Summers' thing. It's all very violent. Buffy: [glares at Dawn] If you get killed, I'm telling.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Spike: [walks up to Buffy] Where's the trinket? Buffy: The who-ket?
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Giles: I don't understand. What did this? Buffy: Spike.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Spike: I can feel it, Buffy. Buffy: What? Spike: My soul. It's really there. Kind of stings.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Spike: [to Buffy] Gotta move, lamb. Think it's fair to say, school's out for bloody summer.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Giles: I'll go dig up my sources - quite literally, actually. One or two people I have to speak to are dead.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Angel: I started it, the whole having a soul, before it was all the cool new thing. Buffy: Oh, my god. Are you twelve?
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Buffy: You know me, not much with the damseling.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Angel: I got coverage on the whole thing. It's very gripping. Needs a third act. Buffy: You have to leave L.A.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Buffy: Okay, how many times do I have to kill you? Ballpark figure.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Angel: Has a purifying power or cleansing power - possibly scrubbing bubbles.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Spike: So, where's tall, dark and forehead?
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Spike: Most people don't use their tongues to say hello. Or I guess they do, but...
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Buffy: You know, one of these days, I'm just gonna put you two in a room and let you rassle it out. Spike: No problem at this end. Buffy: Hmm. There could be oil of some kind involved.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Caleb: [as The First] But then, you do have an army of your own. Some thirty-odd pimply-faced girls, don't know the pointy end of a stake. Maybe I should call this off.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Spike: I'm drownin' in footwear! Spike: Weird dream.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Buffy: I just realized something, something that really never occurred to me before. We're gonna win.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Willow: This goes beyond anything I've ever done. It' a total loss of control, and not in a nice, wholesome, "my girlfriend has a pierced tongue" kinda way.

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