Spike

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James Marsters
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Spike Quotes

	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Buffy: I love you. Spike: No, you don't. But thanks for sayin' it.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Spike: Now, go! Spike: I wanna see how it ends.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Spike: [walks up to Buffy] Where's the trinket? Buffy: The who-ket?
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Spike: I can feel it, Buffy. Buffy: What? Spike: My soul. It's really there. Kind of stings.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Spike: [to Buffy] Gotta move, lamb. Think it's fair to say, school's out for bloody summer.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Spike: So, where's tall, dark and forehead?
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Spike: Most people don't use their tongues to say hello. Or I guess they do, but...
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Buffy: You know, one of these days, I'm just gonna put you two in a room and let you rassle it out. Spike: No problem at this end. Buffy: Hmm. There could be oil of some kind involved.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Chosen Spike: I'm drownin' in footwear! Spike: Weird dream.
	Season 7 / Episode 21: - End of Days Spike: Were you there with me? Buffy: I was. Spike: What does that mean? Buffy: I don't know. Does it have to mean something? Spike: No. Not right now.
	Season 7 / Episode 21: - End of Days Spike: [sighs] We'll go be heroes. [walks out the door]
	Season 7 / Episode 21: - End of Days Buffy: You're a dope. Spike: I'm a what? Buffy: You're a dope, a-and a bonehead, and you're shirty. Spike: Have you gone completely Carrot-top? Buffy: Do you see this? This may actually help me fight my war. This might be the key to everything and the reason I'm holding it is because of you. Because of the strength that you gave me last night. I am tired of defensiveness and-and weird mixed signals - You know what? I have Faith for that. Let's just get to the truth, here, okay? I don't know how you felt about last night, but I will not... Spike: Terrified.
	Season 7 / Episode 21: - End of Days Spike: Last night was... God, I'm such a jerk. I can't do this. Buffy: Spike? Spike: It was the best night of my life. If you poke fun at me, you bloody well better use that 'cause I couldn't bear it. It may not mean that much to you, but... Buffy: I just told you it did. Spike: Yeah, I hear you say it, but... I've lived for sodding ever, Buffy. I've done everything. I've done things with you I can't spell, but I've never been close to anyone, least of all you, until last night. All I did was hold you, watch you sleep, and it was the best night of my life. So, yeah, I'm terrified.
	Season 7 / Episode 20: - Touched Andrew Wells: Hi everybody. I missed you guys a lot. Sorry it took so long to get back from our mission-mission, but we had to wait out the sun. Well, I think our-our mission went very well. We, uh, we rode on Spike's hog, which was very cool, and, uh, uh, played some amusing games, and, uh - Oh. We got some information. You know what? I really need to urinate. Spike: He's a breath of fresh air, innit he? Thank God I don't breathe.
	Season 7 / Episode 20: - Touched Spike: No? Buffy Summers: No. Spike: You mean no as in "eventually"? Buffy Summers: You really have problems with that word, don't you? Spike: You can get them back! Buffy Summers: Can? Maybe. Should? I'm just so tired. Spike: They need you! Buffy Summers: Well, I... Spike: It's bloody chaos over there without you! Buffy Summers: It is? Spike: Yeah! Yeah. It's uh - there's junk. You know, food cartons. Sleeping bags not rolled up. Everyone's very scared and, uh, unkempt. Buffy Summers: Sounds dire. Spike: I didn't see a lot. I came, hit Faith a bunch of times, and left. Buffy Summers: Really? I mean, not that I'm glad, but... Spike: Oh, you say the word and she's a footnote in history. I'll make it look like a painful accident. Buffy Summers: That's my problem. I say the word, some girl dies. Every time.
	Season 7 / Episode 20: - Touched Andrew Wells: I spy with my little eye something that begins with a 'T'. Spike: Tapestry. Andrew Wells: Hey, good one. How did you... Spike: Tapestry's the only thing in the whole bloody room.
	Season 7 / Episode 20: - Touched Spike: I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I'd prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker; I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes. A lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of. You. Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say I love you, it's not because I want you, or because I can't have you - it has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try... I've seen your kindness, and your strength, I've seen the best and the worst of you and I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy.
	Season 7 / Episode 19: - Empty Places Giles: Spike, I have a mission for you. Spike: Oh, really? 'Cause, you know, sometimes our missions end up with you tryin' to kill me. I'm not fond of those.
	Season 7 / Episode 19: - Empty Places Andrew Wells: I-I bet even covert operatives eat curly fries. They're really good. Spike: Not as good as those onion blossom things. Andrew Wells: Ooh, I love those. Spike: Yeah, me too. Andrew Wells: It's an onion and it's a flower. I-I don't understand how such a thing is possible. Spike: Oh, see, the genius of it is, you soak it in ice water for an hour so it holds its shape. Then you deep-fry it, root-side up, for about five minutes. Andrew Wells: Masterful. Spike: Yeah. Tell anyone we had this conversation, I'll bite you. Andrew Wells: Right.
	Season 7 / Episode 18: - Dirty Girls Buffy: Looks like an old vineyard. Kennedy: An evil vineyard, huh. Spike: Like Falcon Crest.
	Season 7 / Episode 18: - Dirty Girls Spike: Angel's dull as a table lamp, and we have very different coloring.
	Season 7 / Episode 18: - Dirty Girls Faith: He's like Angel? Spike: No. Buffy: Sort of. Spike: I'm nothing like Angel Buffy: He fights on my side. Which is more than I can say for some of us.
	Season 7 / Episode 18: - Dirty Girls Faith: Three squares, nice weight room, movie every third Sunday, could've been worse. Spike: What movie? Faith: Last one was Glitter. I guess it couldn't have been worse.
	Season 7 / Episode 18: - Dirty Girls Faith: I've met you before, you know. Spike: Yeah, you made a great impression on my chin.
	Season 7 / Episode 18: - Dirty Girls Faith: Whatcha wanna do to her, vamp? Huh? Somethin' like this? [punches Spike] Spike: Nice punch you got there. Lemme guess. Leather pants, nice right cross, doe eyes, holier-than-thou glower. You must be Faith. Faith: Oh, goodie. I'm famous. Spike: Told you were coming. Bit of a misunderstanding here. I'm... Faith: Spike. Yeah, we've met before. Spike: We have? I don't think we- [Faith kicks him] Bloody hell! What're you doing? I'm on your side. Faith: Yeah? Maybe you haven't heard. I've reformed. [punches Spike] Spike: So have I. [punches Faith] I reformed way before you did. [Faith punches him] Stop... [Faith punches him again] hitting... [punches Faith] me! We're on the same side. Faith: Please. You think I'm stupid? Spike: Well, yeah. Faith: You were attacking that girl. [punches Spike] Buffy: Sorry, Faith. I didn't realize that was you. Faith: It's alright, B. Luckily you still punch like you used to.
	Season 7 / Episode 18: - Dirty Girls Faith: We've met before, you know. Spike: Yeah, you made a great impression on my chin. Faith: Not in the graveyard. Before that. I was kinda wearing a different body. You seemed okay with it. Spike: The body swap. Faith: Buffy fill you in on that whole deal? Spike: She told me what went down. Faith: Look, I may have said a few things that... Spike: - you could ride me until my knees buckled. Squeeze me 'til I pop like warm champagne. That's not the kind of thing a man forgets. Faith: You should have known it wasn't blondie behind the wheel. She'd never throw down like that. Spike: Oh, you have been away. Faith: What? Don't tell me little Miss Tightly Wound's been getting her naughty on? Spike: Not of late. Faith: Wow, everyone's just full of surprises. [Buffy enters, crossing her arms defensively] Buffy: Well, it's nice to see you two getting along so well. Faith: Yeah, uh, you just know all the cool vampires.
	Season 7 / Episode 17: - Lies My Parents Told Me Giles: We have to put this in your brain. Spike: Bugger that.
	Season 7 / Episode 17: - Lies My Parents Told Me Spike: Little tip mate. Stake's your friend. Don't be afraid to use it.
	Season 7 / Episode 17: - Lies My Parents Told Me Dawn Summers: So, it might not work? Giles: Well, the stone's just a catalyst for the process. The rest is up to Spike. Spike: And how do you expect to get that hunk of rubble into my cranium?
	Season 7 / Episode 17: - Lies My Parents Told Me Spike: Oh, you have got to be joking. What now? Giles: It has to access the cerebral cortex via the optic nerve. Spike: Oh, bollocks. All the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it's a wonder there's any room for my brain. Giles: I don't think it takes up that much space, do you?

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