Buck Rogers in the 25th Century - Episode Quotes

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	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Flight of the War Witch (2) Princess Ardala: Shut up Kane! Just give them my best wishes and send them on their way. I don't want them to be late for the war!
	Season 1 / Episode 23: - Flight of the War Witch (1) Princess Ardala: [on being introduced to Tigerman's replacement] I think I'll call you... Pantherman. You're black. You're beautiful. Why don't you come over here and show me your claws?
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Ardala Returns Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: You guys fighting or dancing? Guard: You're insulting a Draconian soldier, Earth trash. Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: Oh, is that what you call yourselves. I'd show you how to use those toys but you probably bruise easily, and besides I like a good fight. Guard: Earth trash! Come feel the sting of a Draconian soldier's stun-stick! Twiki: Oops, that smarts. Nice work, champ, they never laid a glove on you. Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: Some days the magic works. Twiki: [crestfallen] And some days it doesn't.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Ardala Returns Buck Rogers: Well, you got a real winner there, Princess. When are you gonna teach him to walk and chew gum at the same time?
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Ardala Returns Princess Ardala: Captain Buck Rogers, meet Captain Buck Rogers. Buck Rogers: Something you threw together in crafts class, Princess?
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Ardala Returns Zygot: Your turn to go, pro, give me your best shot. Buck Rogers: All right, catch. Zygot: Boring, Buck. Boring. Buck Rogers: Your move, which way you gonna break? Zygot: Just keep your eyes open, son.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Ardala Returns Kane: Even my Zygots can't control a ship at that rate of speed... there is no error... it's impossible to capture him now. Princess Ardala: He's on an intercept with our attack force. Kane: That's just fine. Princess Ardala: Fine? What do you mean, fine? Kane: What can one Buck Rogers possibly do against three? Princess Ardala: We shall SEE, Kane.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Ardala Returns Kane: [Talking abbout Princess Ardala] "What could she be doing with three Buck Rogers for almost an hour and a half?"
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Happy Birthday, Buck Dr. Elias Huer: And This? Col. Wilma Deering: A Party Hat! Dr. Elias Huer: A Hat! Col. Wilma Deering: You Wear it on your head. Dr. Elias Huer: I most certainly will not. Col. Wilma Deering: Oh Dr. Huer! Dr. Elias Huer: Colonel there will soon be dozens of Security Directorate Agents swarming through the building and guarding the entrance downstairs. Perhaps it's academic but if by some small chance an assassin does get into the building after me, I will not be murdered wearing a blue and white plastic cone on my head. It's positively undignified! Twiki: Beddie Beddie Beddie Beddie, Party Pooper! Dr. Elias Huer: Party Pooper? Well I'm not certain mind you. We probably have one of those here too.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Happy Birthday, Buck Dr. Delora Bayliss: For God's sake Cory, I'm no murderer! Col. Cornell Traeger: No? And I suppose you weren't selling quadrillum when we first met on Rigellus 4 either. How many people died of radiation poison back then Delora? Dr. Delora Bayliss: That was different. Col. Cornell Traeger: Oh being an acessory to murder doesn't bother you does it. It's just the act itself you have no stomach for.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Escape From Wedded Bliss Kane #2: You're a stubborn man, Rogers. Maybe that's what the Princess sees in you.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Planet of the Amazon Women Cassius Thorne: [to the handcuffed, bare-chested, and about-to-be-auctioned Buck Rogers] Move around. Show 'em the merchandise.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Planet of the Amazon Women Cassius Thorne: [while auctioning off Buck Rogers] Some lucky woman is going to have her hands full, trying to tame this one.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Unchained Woman Hugo: [to Buck] If you've been bad, I'll know!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Unchained Woman Buck Rogers: [Pretending pleasent surprise, as he turns and notices the killer android decending upon him] Oh hi!
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Return of the Fighting 69th Dr. Elias Huer: Piece of cake? Oh, I wish somebody would tell me what that means.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Return of the Fighting 69th Roxanne Trent: It's been three years since Wilma Deering tried to destroy us! *Three* years. And I dream of that cabin fire almost every night. Roxanne Trent: [glancing at her artificial hand, a result of the incident three years earlier] The flames, the heat, the pain. Commander Corliss: [kissing his wife's artificial hand] As do I. We're going to pay them back. Commander Corliss: Soon all on Earth will be destroyed.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Return of the Fighting 69th Harriet Twain: [after twelve bad practice runs] Maybe we should stick to throwing birthday parties!
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Return of the Fighting 69th Major Noah Cooper: [after guiding the squad through the asteroids] Okay, people, start breathing again. Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: [spotting enemy fighters on his scanner screen] Stop breathing, we've got company!
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Return of the Fighting 69th Commander Corliss: You fool! That's an ancient signaling device! Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: [fires a burst into the floor in front of Corliss] Get the message?
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Return of the Fighting 69th Commander Corliss: Have you ever been in a fire, Rogers, or should I say have you ever been ON fire? Buck Rogers: No, I can't say I have.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Return of the Fighting 69th Harriet Twain: We're out of time, Noah. We've got to attack now. Eli Twain: Maybe Dizzy Dee was right, maybe you shouldn't have taken this assignment. Harriet Twain: Yeah, maybe you're too old and scared to do the job any more. Noah Cooper: Dammit, you all love her too! Corporal M.K. Schultz: Of course we do, Noah! 'Big Red' McMurphey: Yeah, but we got a job to do.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Return of the Fighting 69th Roxanne Trent: What are you doing, Alicia? Roxanne Trent: Ah, daydreaming again. Five years I've owned you and your mind always seems to be wandering off somewhere. If the market for Terran servants wasn't so depressed I'd sell you in an instant. Well don't just stand there, brush! Roxanne Trent: [ominously] You were smiling. Roxanne Trent: You think I'm hideous! You think you're better than me because you have two normal hands. Well I can rectify that!
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Return of the Fighting 69th Buck Rogers: [pointing a gun at the guards] Alright gentlemen, into the cell, if you please. [the guards enter the cell, then Buck removes the key to reactivate the force field, before turning to Alicia] Thank you. [turns to Wilma] Well, Wilma, what do you think? Col. Wilma Deering: I think they should strip! Buck Rogers: Wilma! [turning to the guards] You heard what the lady said!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Plot to Kill a City (1) Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: However, we don't have to share any cell. If I can get them to lower that force field. Barnard 'Barney' Smith: You have a plan? Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: Let's just say I need an opportunity. Barnard 'Barney' Smith: Well follow my lead, my friend. Follow my lead, opportunity is about to knock. Barnard 'Barney' Smith: [screaming hysterically] GUARD! GUARD! GET ME OUT OF HERE! HELP! Get me out of here! Guard: [as Barney moans and holds his head in fictitious pain] What's the matter with you? Barnard 'Barney' Smith: You fool! Don't you know an Archuran when you see one? He tried to have psychic commune with me! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: He's out of his mind! I never touched him! Barnard 'Barney' Smith: Don't listen to him you idiot! Get me out of here! Don't you know enough to seperate the species? Ahhhhhhhhh! Guard: [Lowering the force field] All right! Guard: [Speaking to his partner as he motions to Buck] Take this joker to another cell! Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: I've got his gun! Come on, Barney!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Vegas in Space Hood: I was told to find out why you were doing so well at Ten and Eleven. Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: I was cheating. I was using my brain, which is something the average run-of-the-mill customer stopped doing a long time ago.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Vegas in Space Hood: Ow! What are you doing to me? You're cutting off my circulation! Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: [picking up the hood's gun] Oh, so you had my best interests at heart when you came at me with this?
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Vegas in Space Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: [trying to get him to willing take a tranquilizer pill] Oh, come on! I even had Theo put some orange flavoring in it... you'll love it! Come on... come on, open up... come on... be a good boy... that's a good boy! Come on, swallow down, swallow down. Hood: [reluctantly swallowing the pill, then grimacing at the horrible taste] Orange? Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: I lied.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Vegas in Space Major Marla Landers: Couldn't you get anything out of that man who was following you? Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: Yeah, I know exactly where they're holding Falina. Major Marla Landers: Well, that's good news. Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: I also found out it's almost impossible to get there without one of four existing keys. I was going to lift one off Sanitation Module Seven, but it doesn't make its rounds until after midnight; and if Morphus is here now, we might as well start packing. Major Marla Landers: Buck, who else has a key? Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: A couple of Velosi's goons. Major Marla Landers: And Velosi? Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: Naturally. I can't believe we've come this far and have everything go down the tubes... Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: [seeing a confident beam in Marla's eyes]... everything's NOT going down the tubes? Major Marla Landers: In about five minutes, we may very well have ourselves that key. Turn around. Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: Why? Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: [now realizing and thus turning around] Oh!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Planet of the Slave Girls (2) Brigadier Gordon: I've been doing this since before you were born. Buck Rogers: You think so? Brigadier Gordon: Son, I KNOW so.