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	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Tug of War Scotty Wandell: Then, don't do it again... or do, but you can't play the game and second-guess yourself at the same time, either accept what you did because it'll get you what you want, or go in there tomorrow and tell them you're drawing a line in the sand. Make a decision!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Feast of Epiphany Kevin Walker: I can't believe I'm being forced to go to a dinner party just so Mom can impress a Republican she has the hots for. Scotty Wandell: You keep saying he's a Republican. I'm far more impressed she might be dating a black man.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Feast of Epiphany Justin Walker: Uh, not that I don't love thumbing through gay porn... I'm sorry, male clothing catalogs. But what am I doing here, bro? Kevin Walker: Be nice or I'll put you on the mailing list.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - 36 Hours Justin Walker: What are you now, like 35 years old? Have you ever had a relationship that's lasted longer than three weeks? You walk around in your suit and tie pretending that you're a man, but really you're just a scared little boy. Kevin Walker: Actually, I have a boyfriend, and I have for quite awhile now. Justin Walker: big freaking whoop... and what is she doing here? Holly Harper: I'm here for my daughter Justin Walker: In case you haven't noticed, she's been living here all summer. Wishing she was a Walker. You two are exactly alike. You'll do anything. No I'm sorry... screw anyone to be a part of this family!
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Domestic Issues Rebecca Harper: Oh my god, you're such a gossip. This is killing you isn't it? All right, lay it on me. Justin Walker: I heard Mom on the phone and she definitely used the word pregnant, and Kitty's the only one of us having sex right now.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - An American Family Robert McCallister: Look, I don't share many of my future mother-in-laws views either... but she's not un-patriotic and she's certainly not treasonous, your words. Luther Reeves: And I stand by them. Robert McCallister: Well I'm not going to give you a education on discourse, but if you think that I came on here today to distance myself from Kitty or her liberal mother or her gay brother or my gay brother for that matter, well Luther you have got to be nuts. Luther Reeves: Well that's extremely disappointing because I believe America is looking for a leader who has the courage to stand up for what's right and to point out what's wrong. Robert McCallister: And I think America's looking for someone who knows the difference. And the only way to do that is by listening... not antagonizing. My future in-laws are very different from me. And very different from each other so by definition they are my greatest asset... because they remind me that we are all part of a larger American family and that no one is irrelevant and no one should be ignored. And Luther, I think the bigger question is not why I feel a part of them, but why you don't.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - An American Family Robert McCallister: Oh, um, you know, about the other thing... my answer... when soldiers stop dying. Staffer: What? Robert McCallister: That's when I'll stop going to funerals.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - An American Family Kitty Walker: Are you in pain? Justin Walker: No, no. They gave me a nerve block, so I don't feel anything from the waist down. Kevin Walker: Great. At least the female population of Pasadena will be safe for a while.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Grapes of Wrath Holly Harper: I can't believe you did that! This dress is coture! Nora Walker: I'm sure it’s been stained before!
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Grapes of Wrath Sarah Whedon: What does a girl have to do to get a drink around here? Tommy Walker: Uh, follow Kevin around.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Grapes of Wrath Kitty Walker: Oh it's not. It's not top, secret. But it, yes it's a. It is, it's a very sensitive national security thing. I'm sorry that's all I can say about it. Kevin Walker: I'm sorry, "thing"? Sarah Whedon: That's why McAlister gave you a bag of lingerie to take with you. Oh yeah, I can see the faith of the free world hangs in the balance. Justin Walker: Apparently that's not the only thing that's hanging. Kitty Walker: Oh that's funny Justin. When did you get to be so funny.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Bad News Nora Walker: This is not a class. You're asking me out. Is this because I wouldn't go out on a date with you? If it is mister, let me tell you this is sexual harassment and I don't plan to take that lying down. Mark August: The jokes that are running through my head right now. Nora Walker: Well, keep them there.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Bad News Paige Whedon: Uncle Kevin, can I ask you a question? Kevin Walker: How come I got all the good looks in the family?
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Bad News Paige Whedon: Connect four. Kevin Walker: What? Where? Paige Whedon: One, two, three four. I win. Kevin Walker: What, whoa, what? Wait, were you distracting me? That was a set up? Paige Whedon: Yeah. Kevin Walker: Wow, great strategy. Wait till you're old enough for game night.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Game Night Robert McCallister: From what I hear, Kevin's a serial dater. Kitty Walker: No, no, no, he just, you know, no, he was just picking the wrong guys. Robert McCallister: Please Kitty, you used the phrase, and I'm quoting here, man whore.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Game Night Rebecca Harper: Okay, I never really had brothers and sisters so I don't know how big families work, um, maybe this is the normal thing to do you know, just do things in a clump, like you all get together, solve problems. Kevin Walker: No, no, we tend to make things worse and then blame each other. Sarah Whedon: Yeah, that's pretty much how it works.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Game Night Julia Walker: [talking about the last Game night] Was that the night Kitty threw the trophy at your head? Tommy Walker: Yeah, that was it. 12 stitches. Kitty Walker: No, 6. It was 6 stitches and I tossed it you... Tommy Walker: Threw it Kitty Walker: And you just somehow couldn't catch it.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Game Night Kitty Walker: [trying to set Kevin up with Jason McCallister] He's completely your type. Kevin Walker: What, attractive and emotionally unavailable? Kitty Walker: No, that would be you.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Three Parties Justin Walker: I should have a black eye for as long as possible to remind me never to be a chivalrous ass. Kevin Walker: I wish I was a chivalrous ass instead of being just wholly an ass.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Three Parties Sarah Whedon: There's something odd about this. Kitty Walker: What? Sarah Whedon: This town. Kitty Walker: Oh, was the giant man made artichoke in the town square your first clue? Sarah Whedon: No, though that was odd.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - The Other Walker Robert McCallister: Hold on to the things that make you happy. Kitty Walker: You make me happy. Robert McCallister: I do?
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - The Other Walker Sarah Whedon: [to Holly] You've done nothing but cause my family pain, so if your perfect little world has come crashing down around you because the truth has finally come out, you know what, join the damn club!
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Love Is Difficult Dr. Jude Bar-Shalom: There are no shortcuts Sarah, in life or in love. This pain must be felt. The alternative is much worse. It's what makes us special, what makes us beautiful, what, what makes us worthy; the pain of how we love. But that pain is accompanied by something else, isn't it? Hope. With your pain, there is hope. And that is where you are. Somewhere between agony and optimism and prayer. So you're human. You're alive. And that is what we have.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Love Is Difficult Kitty Walker: I've got to make Hair Boy look Presidential. Robert McCallister: Senator Hair Boy, please.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Love Is Difficult Kevin Walker: You'll have to forgive me if I'm a little freaked out. I mean is this gonna be like Fatal Attraction?
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Valentine's Day Massacre Sarah Whedon: And as for Holly, as long as we don't have a gold-digging mistress division, she's of absolutely no use to Ojai Foods or to me.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Valentine's Day Massacre Kitty Walker: [Kitty opens the front door to find Nora and Justin lurking] Mom! What are you doing? Nora Walker: Nothing. I just got here and saw Justin lurking. Justin Walker: I wasn't lurking. Nora Walker: Then why didn't you go in? Justin Walker: Kitty was yelling at the senator.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Valentine's Day Massacre Kitty Walker: I liked you better when you were stupid. Justin Walker: You're stupid. Kitty Walker: You're stupid. Justin Walker: You're stupider. Kitty Walker: You're stupidest.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Valentine's Day Massacre Kitty Walker: [Kitty calls Sarah] I slept with Mccallister. Sarah Whedon: Oh, Kitty, I thought something bad had happened. Kitty Walker: Something bad did happen. Do you understand that he works for me? He's my boss! Kevin Walker: [Kevin calls and interrupts] I slept with Scotty. Kitty Walker: Kevin! Spill it quickly. I have a crisis to avert over here. Kevin Walker: What crisis? It's 8:00 in the morning... Oh! Did something happen last night? Did we have... Oh my god! You and McAllister!
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Something Ida This Way Comes Kevin Walker: Ok. Whatever, where did you hide the wine? I need to get grandma a drink ASAP? Tommy Walker: It's in the closet. Kitty Walker: You put the wine in my closet. [Kevin walks over to the closet & opens the door] . Kitty Walker: Is your little boyfriend in there? [laughs]. Kevin Walker: [yelling from closet] He's not my boyfriend.

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