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 | Season 4 / Episode 13: - Run Baby Run Sarah Walker: Kevin, Roy was just saying how much he loved Kitty's book. Kevin Walker: Oh well, she does have a great political mind. Wouldn't you say Robert? Robert McCallister: One of the reasons I married her. Roy Scovell: My sister gave it to me. She's a Democrat and I'm a Republican so... Sarah Walker: Oh... [rolls her eyes] Robert McCallister: [Smiles] Oh this keeps getting better and better. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 8: - Going Once... Going Twice Nora Walker: You just don't believe anyone can succeed without your help. There you go, Kevin Walker to the rescue. But you know what? Maybe some people would really like to do things without your help. Maybe we don't want to be rescued, maybe we'd like you to mind your own business. Kevin Walker: I think you're being really unfair, because you always said how happy you were when Dad surprised you with our house. Paul: Your dad the cheater? Justin Walker: Not now, Paul. Nora Walker: I pretended to be happy. God, all the years I pretended to be happy with what was handed to me, as if it were inconceivable I might actually have an opinion of my own. You know what, the men in this family need to learn they can't barge into every situation like a bull in a china shop, thinking they can fix everything themselves! |
| Season 3 / Episode 8: - Going Once... Going Twice Kevin Walker: I guess I meant to still prove that I could do that. That I could take care of you. And if I couldn't, then... why would you even love me? Scotty Wandell: Kevin, I don't love you because of how much money you make or because you can take care of me. I love you because your heart is bigger than your very annoying brain. And even if you did want to be competitive with me it wouldn't make sense. Because you're the reason I am who I am now. Scotty Wandell: Wow. I didn't realize how amazing I was. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 5: - You Get What You Need Kevin Walker: [to Scotty] I didn't make partner. They gave it to someone else. And I couldn't say anything at dinner because I was so humiliated. This is by no means an excuse, but when I left work all I could think of was getting to you, because I knew once I'd see you I'd feel okay. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 4: - Everything Must Go Robert McCallister: How much do you want for him? Kevin Walker: A lot. Robert McCallister: Name your price. Kevin Walker: You know what, I'll probably just hold on to him. I don't think he has any tours left in him. Robert McCallister: He's gonna sit on a book shelf and have some R&R... Kevin Walker: You say that now, and the next thing you know he's off fighting an endless and unnecessary war. |
| Season 3 / Episode 4: - Everything Must Go Robert McCallister: I'd like to offer Kevin a job. Kevin Walker: What? Kitty McCallister: As what? Robert McCallister: I'd like you to consider replacing Kitty as my communications director. Kevin Walker: That's a good one. That's a good... Why aren't you laughing? Kitty McCallister: You know, honey, that's not your worst idea. Robert McCallister: Right, he's perfect. He's smart, he's informed, he's a pain in the ass. Kevin Walker: Thank you. Robert McCallister: Well, you're not afraid to engage me. Kitty McCallister: Yeah, you know, there's some sort of perverse sense in this. Kevin Walker: I'm really sorry, have I just walked into an alternate universe where being a gay, liberal Democrat qualifies you to work for a Republican senator? |
 | Season 3 / Episode 3: - Tug of War Kevin Walker: You know, for the first time in my life I went back into the closet after coming out. And you were absolutely right. It's a very dark place. Scotty Wandell: Then don't do it again... or do, but you can't play the game and second-guess yourself at the same time. Either accept what you did because it'll get you what you want, or go in there tomorrow and tell them you're drawing a line in the sand. Make a decision. I don't care which one. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 1: - Glass Houses Kevin Walker: Mom, the cat is out of the bag. Nora Walker: Put it back in! |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - Glass Houses Scotty Wandell: You love it. Kevin Walker: Love what? Scotty Wandell: All of them being here. Hosted by you, Mr. "I've got the keys to a fabulous beach house, soon to be partner of a major L.A. law firm." Kevin Walker: You forgot "just married." Scotty Wandell: I left out that little detail. Kevin Walker: You know what? I think I do. I think I love being lord of the manor. Scotty Wandell: That's because you like being the center of attention like everybody else in your family. Kevin Walker: Yeah. Actually it's amazing none of us went into showbusiness. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 16: - Prior Commitments Kevin Walker: God! Did Scotty tell you, or did Justin bug my apartment with his junior spy kit? Justin Walker: What? Tommy Walker: What are you talking about? Kevin Walker: Nice try. Okay, Mom, we would love to have it here; Scotty's obviously cooking. Tommy, if you would bring some wine that would be great. Justin, stay sober. Sarah, you've got the toast. Kitty, since you write speeches for a living, we would love it if you would officiate the ceremony. |
| Season 2 / Episode 16: - Prior Commitments William Walker: I'm trying to talk to you. Kevin Walker: Well, I've been trying to do that with you for quite a few years. William Walker: And I just wasn't ready to talk about it. Kevin Walker: So maybe I'm not ready now. William Walker: Kevin, I know I didn't handle things too well back then. Kevin Walker: You wouldn't even look at me. You didn't want anyone at work to know. William Walker: I was struggling with... Kevin Walker: And I wasn't? I was a kid. I just needed to know you loved me the same way you loved Kitty, Sarah, Justin or Tommy, but you were too busy being ashamed. William Walker: And I have to live with how I reacted. And you can get past this and accept my apology. Kevin Walker: I'm not sure I can. |
| Season 2 / Episode 16: - Prior Commitments Saul Holden: Oh, I see. Everybody huddled together, talking about me. Kevin Walker: No, Saul, we're not... Saul Holden: It's okay, Kevin, you tell everybody everything anyway. Okay, I'll say it, fine. I'm gay! Kitty McCallister: Oh. What? Tommy Walker: You're gay? Kevin Walker: We weren't talking about you, Saul. Saul Holden: Oh. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 15: - Moral Hazard Saul Holden: I didn't risk Ojai Foods to make money, Kevin. I did it to try and save my life. I want out. I want to be free. Kevin Walker: Just say it. I love you, it's okay. Saul Holden: I'm a gay man, Kevin. Tell me how I can be a gay man at my age? Kevin Walker: I don't know how to be a gay man at *my* age. But I do understand you're afraid. Saul Holden: I want my time back. Kevin Walker: That's the one trick none of us can pull off. Saul, if you think this family is going to sit back and watch you waste the time that you do have punishing yourself, you're mistaken. |
| Season 2 / Episode 15: - Moral Hazard Kevin Walker: You know, it's like all these crazy people in my family are in this insane freefall and completely incapable of being happy. And then I look at Saul, who... who's missed his life entirely. And I realize how lucky I am because I get to come home to someone who is kind and caring, and who changes the lightbulbs... and... marry me. Scotty Wandell: What? Kevin Walker: I mean it. I don't want to wait. I want to make this official. Scotty Wandell: Because I changed the lightbulbs? Kevin Walker: No, well, yeah, kind of. Because, Scotty, that's who you are. I'm completely, completely in love with you. I even love the things about you that I hate. Because you make me feel like I don't have to be anyone other than who I am. And to me, that feels like family, and that's what I want us to be. I want us to be a family because that never ends. I'm doing this all wrong. Kevin Walker: [gets down on his knees] Scotty, I'm asking you. Will you please marry me? Scotty Wandell: Yes. Yes, Kevin, I'll marry you. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 13: - Separation Anxiety Sarah Walker: Wanna hear something outlandish? Kevin Walker: Ooh, I love outlandish. Sarah Walker: Isaac wants mom to move to Washington with him. He's asking her tonight. Tommy Walker: What is he, crazy? Sarah Walker: Hi Tommy! You don't think mom would really leave Paige and Coop, do you? Tommy Walker: Hello! What about Elizabeth? Kevin Walker: Oh, get a grip. She'd never leave *me*! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 12: - Compromises Scotty Wandell: I know my friends weren't the warmest last night. Kevin Walker: I should have worn a parka! Scotty Wandell: They were just being protective. Kevin Walker: From what? Me? Scotty Wandell: You have to admit our history has been a little bit checkered. Kevin Walker: I'm not solely responsible for the checkery, okay? Do you tell them any of the good stuff. Scotty Wandell: Yes, they just happen to remember the other stuff. They'll warm up to you, you're different. They're more... bohemian. Kevin Walker: Come on, admit it. They just think I'm boring. Scotty Wandell: No, they just think you're... uptight. Kevin Walker: I am not uptight! Scotty Wandell: Okay. Whatever you need to tell yourself. |
| Season 2 / Episode 12: - Compromises Sarah Walker: We should go out. You're uptight, I'm not going to Paris, this deserves an outing! You and me tonight. We can commiserate! Kevin Walker: I don't need to commiserate. Sarah Walker: Then watch me commiserate with a bottle of tequila. Kevin Walker: You don't need a brother, you need to get lucky. Sarah Walker: Oh, come on, it's not my senior prom. I just, I wanna go out, let my hair down and... get savage. Kevin Walker: Okay, now you're scaring me. Sarah Walker: That's because you're uptight. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 11: - The Missionary Imposition Jason McCallister: Calling home wasn't really an option for me. Kevin Walker: Why not, no cell phone coverage? Jason McCallister: I was having a crisis of faith, actually. Kevin Walker: Really? I didn't know that. Oh, but then, you didn't tell me. Jason McCallister: I'm sorry, I was spending my time talking to God. Kevin Walker: At least you were talking to someone. Scotty Wandell: And you don't need a cell phone to talk to God, right? |
| Season 2 / Episode 11: - The Missionary Imposition Scotty Wandell: I don't want you to see him anymore. Kevin Walker: Even if I did, it wouldn't mean anything. Scotty Wandell: I know you're going to run into him at family stuff. I just don't want you making plans with him. Kevin Walker: Okay. Promise. Scotty Wandell: Really? Kevin Walker: I don't think you get how much I want us to be together. Scotty Wandell: God, now I feel like an idiot for asking. Kevin Walker: Why? It only makes me want you even more. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Feast of Epiphany Kevin Walker: Trying to be the perfect family for some Republican operative my mom has the hots for is making me a little nervous. Scotty Wandell: You keep saying he's a Republican. I'm far more impressed she might be dating a black man. |
| Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Feast of Epiphany Justin Walker: Uh, not that I don't love thumbing through gay porn... I'm sorry, male clothing catalogs. But what am I doing here, bro? Kevin Walker: Be nice or I'll put you on the mailing list. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 9: - Holy Matrimony! Scotty Wandell: You're not over him, Kev. At least that's what it feels like to me. Kevin Walker: Okay, maybe I'm not over Jason, completely. But I am getting there. Scotty, I want to be with you. Scotty Wandell: Me too. But sometimes just because you want something doesn't mean it's possible. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 7: - 36 Hours Justin Walker: What are you now, like 35 years old? Have you ever had a relationship that's lasted longer than three weeks? You walk around in your suit and tie pretending that you're a man, but you know what? You're just a boy, you're a scared little boy. Kevin Walker: Actually, I have a boyfriend, and I have for quite a while now. Justin Walker: Yeah, you know what? Big freaking whoop! Justin Walker: [looking at Holly] And what is *she* doing here? Holly Harper: I'm here for my daughter. Rebecca Harper: Justin... Justin Walker: Don't, don't! Because you are beyond pathetic. You spend so much time trying to get somebody to love you that you can't help anyone. Holly Harper: That's enough, Justin! Justin Walker: What are you, the protective mother now? Because in case you missed it, your daughter's been living here all summer wishing she was a Walker. You two are the same, you'll do anything, no, I'm sorry, *screw* anyone to be part of this family! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 4: - States of the Union Kevin Walker: I know, I know, we're from different generations, and I'm sure you think I had things a lot easier. And whatever it is you need from me, I'm here for you. Saul Holden: Okay. Kevin Walker: But you don't have to hide anything. Saul Holden: Kevin. You have to understand, I'm not hiding anything from you. I'm not gay. I... I'm not gay. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 2: - An American Family Kitty Walker: Are you in pain? Justin Walker: No, no. They gave me a nerve block, so I don't feel anything from the waist down. Kevin Walker: Great. At least the female population of Pasadena will be safe for a while. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 23: - Matriarchy Kevin Walker: Of all the situations you've ever put me in. He's a minister? Kitty Walker: Yes, he's a minister. Have you never met a minister before? Kevin Walker: I've never sucked face with one before. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 22: - Favorite Son Kevin Walker: Too bad I don't represent Republicans. What, even lawyers have some scruples! |
| Season 1 / Episode 22: - Favorite Son Kevin Walker: So, here's our proposal. You walk out the door and start to rebuild your life, and so long as you behave yourself all those files stay in my cabinet. But if Wolf Blitzer so much as blinks at Senator McCallister, all bets are off. I think this is the part where you walk out the door. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 21: - Grapes of Wrath Kitty Walker: Oh it's not. It's not *top* secret. But it, yes it's a... it is, it's a very sensitive national security thing. I'm sorry that's all I can say about it. Kevin Walker: I'm sorry, "thing"? Sarah Whedon: That's why McCallister gave you a bag of lingerie to take with you? Oh yeah, I can see the faith of the free world hangs in the balance. Justin Walker: Apparently that's not the only thing that's hanging. Kitty Walker: Oh that's funny, Justin. When did you get to be so funny? |
 | Season 1 / Episode 20: - Bad News Paige Whedon: Uncle Kevin, can I ask you a question? Kevin Walker: How come I got all the good looks in the family? |
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