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Characters: #4 of 12 (Full List)
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 | Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Feast of Epiphany Kevin Walker: I can't believe I'm being forced to go to a dinner party just so Mom can impress a Republican she has the hots for. Scotty Wandell: You keep saying he's a Republican. I'm far more impressed she might be dating a black man. |
| Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Feast of Epiphany Justin Walker: Uh, not that I don't love thumbing through gay porn... I'm sorry, male clothing catalogs. But what am I doing here, bro? Kevin Walker: Be nice or I'll put you on the mailing list. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 7: - 36 Hours Justin Walker: What are you now, like 35 years old? Have you ever had a relationship that's lasted longer than three weeks? You walk around in your suit and tie pretending that you're a man, but really you're just a scared little boy. Kevin Walker: Actually, I have a boyfriend, and I have for quite awhile now. Justin Walker: big freaking whoop... and what is she doing here? Holly Harper: I'm here for my daughter Justin Walker: In case you haven't noticed, she's been living here all summer. Wishing she was a Walker. You two are exactly alike. You'll do anything. No I'm sorry... screw anyone to be a part of this family! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 2: - An American Family Kitty Walker: Are you in pain? Justin Walker: No, no. They gave me a nerve block, so I don't feel anything from the waist down. Kevin Walker: Great. At least the female population of Pasadena will be safe for a while. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 21: - Grapes of Wrath Kitty Walker: Oh it's not. It's not top, secret. But it, yes it's a. It is, it's a very sensitive national security thing. I'm sorry that's all I can say about it. Kevin Walker: I'm sorry, "thing"? Sarah Whedon: That's why McAlister gave you a bag of lingerie to take with you. Oh yeah, I can see the faith of the free world hangs in the balance. Justin Walker: Apparently that's not the only thing that's hanging. Kitty Walker: Oh that's funny Justin. When did you get to be so funny. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 20: - Bad News Paige Whedon: Uncle Kevin, can I ask you a question? Kevin Walker: How come I got all the good looks in the family? |
| Season 1 / Episode 20: - Bad News Paige Whedon: Connect four. Kevin Walker: What? Where? Paige Whedon: One, two, three four. I win. Kevin Walker: What, whoa, what? Wait, were you distracting me? That was a set up? Paige Whedon: Yeah. Kevin Walker: Wow, great strategy. Wait till you're old enough for game night. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 19: - Game Night Rebecca Harper: Okay, I never really had brothers and sisters so I don't know how big families work, um, maybe this is the normal thing to do you know, just do things in a clump, like you all get together, solve problems. Kevin Walker: No, no, we tend to make things worse and then blame each other. Sarah Whedon: Yeah, that's pretty much how it works. |
| Season 1 / Episode 19: - Game Night Kitty Walker: [trying to set Kevin up with Jason McCallister] He's completely your type. Kevin Walker: What, attractive and emotionally unavailable? Kitty Walker: No, that would be you. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 18: - Three Parties Justin Walker: I should have a black eye for as long as possible to remind me never to be a chivalrous ass. Kevin Walker: I wish I was a chivalrous ass instead of being just wholly an ass. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 15: - Love Is Difficult Kevin Walker: You'll have to forgive me if I'm a little freaked out. I mean is this gonna be like Fatal Attraction? |
 | Season 1 / Episode 14: - Valentine's Day Massacre Kitty Walker: [Kitty calls Sarah] I slept with Mccallister. Sarah Whedon: Oh, Kitty, I thought something bad had happened. Kitty Walker: Something bad did happen. Do you understand that he works for me? He's my boss! Kevin Walker: [Kevin calls and interrupts] I slept with Scotty. Kitty Walker: Kevin! Spill it quickly. I have a crisis to avert over here. Kevin Walker: What crisis? It's 8:00 in the morning... Oh! Did something happen last night? Did we have... Oh my god! You and McAllister! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 13: - Something Ida This Way Comes Kevin Walker: Ok. Whatever, where did you hide the wine? I need to get grandma a drink ASAP? Tommy Walker: It's in the closet. Kitty Walker: You put the wine in my closet. [Kevin walks over to the closet & opens the door] . Kitty Walker: Is your little boyfriend in there? [laughs]. Kevin Walker: [yelling from closet] He's not my boyfriend. |
| Season 1 / Episode 13: - Something Ida This Way Comes Kevin Walker: OK. Whatever, where did you hide the wine? I need to get grandma a drink ASAP? Tommy Walker: It's in the closet Kitty Walker: You put the wine in my closet? [Kevin goes into the closet] Kitty Walker: Is your little boyfriend in there? Ha ha ha Kevin Walker: [yelling from inside the closet] He's not my boyfriend |
 | Season 1 / Episode 8: - Mistakes Were Made (1) Kevin Walker: You're the lying whore of the family! Kitty Walker: And you're the stuck-up bitch! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 7: - Northern Exposure Tommy Walker: Hand me a screwdriver. You know what a screwdriver looks like, don't you? Kevin Walker: It's orange and comes in a glass with ice. |
| Season 1 / Episode 7: - Northern Exposure Kevin Walker: You know, this whole anonymity thing is a joke. If it gets well dressed and witty, it's mine. Justin Walker: You don't stand a chance. My little dudes have been at war. Kevin Walker: and stoned for the last ten years. Mine are effective. Tommy Walker: Okay, that's enough sperm talk for the rest of my life. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 4: - Family Portrait Kevin Walker: They're just too young to appreciate the pleasures of spitting in someone's mouth. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Patriarchy Kitty Walker: What am I going to do, Kevin? Help me... Kevin Walker: Okay, is there any chance you may have garlic, pasta, frozen peas and chicken bra? Kitty Walker: No peas, but oh, you know what, I do have a little sage leftover from the dead chickens. Kevin Walker: Okay, good. Then you can have a delicious meal ready in ten minutes that anyone in Milan would die for. And that was too gayish sentence even from me. |
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