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	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Mourning After The Devil: [Ezekiel Stone is outside his wife's house] You there, Peeping Tom! Oh I see... peeping Zeke. Lurking outside your ex-wife's house like a common voyeur. Ezekiel Stone: She's not my ex-wife, she's my wife. The Devil: Your widow. Thought you'd faced this rather elemental fact some time ago. It's touching, in a saccharine kind of way. But this little detour of yours, believe me, it's not healthy. It can only mess up your mind, which was in bad enough shape to begin with. I don't hire the handicapped.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Carrier The Devil: These microbes never cease to amaze me. An orgy of pain and suffering in such a little tiny package. You really have to give that old bitch Mother Nature a lot of credit. Ezekiel Stone: Mother Nature? What the hell she's got to do with this? Pain and suffering's your domain, isn't it? The Devil: Please, Ezekiel. My job's not to decide who lives and dies. My business is with the soul. And I have never damned a soul who didn't thoroughly deserve it. Mother Nature is a completely different story. She kills indiscriminately, good and evil alike. Why she gets all the good press, I'll never know.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Carrier The Devil: So, Ezekiel, how did it feel? A pariah, shunned and hated by your fellow men? Ezekiel Stone: Kinda reminded me of you. Ezekiel Stone: Yeah, run out of heaven on a rail. I bet it still hurts, doesn't it? [the Devil stops laughing, and vanishes]
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Lovers Ezekiel Stone: Come on, can't you keep at least one end from smoking? Weiland Bodard: Maybe with a nicotine patch.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Lovers The Devil: Don't worry about that ping. All she needs is a little TLC. Ezekiel Stone: TLC? The Devil: Transmission - Lights - Chassis.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Lovers Jocelyn Paige: Very gentlemanly of you, Mr. Stone. Ezekiel Stone: Actually, it doesn't open from the inside.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Lovers Jocelyn Paige: Why shouldn't you know the whole truth? It's not as if you'll ever leave this house alive. Ezekiel Stone: I've got news for you. I never entered it alive.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Slayer Gina: Who's that for? Ezekiel Stone: Me.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Executioner Ezekiel Stone: The world you live in is right out of the tabloids. Assistant D.A. Julia Trent: In case you haven't noticed, you're living in it too. Ezekiel Stone: Sort of.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Repentence The Devil: Nobody beats the Devil. Are you listening? Did you hear what I said, Mr. Stone? Nobody beats the Devil. Ezekiel Stone: So you keep telling me. Go to Hell... please.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Repentence Jimmy G.: It's a shame most of these guys died and were never brought to justice. Ezekiel Stone: Don't be so sure about that.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Encore The Devil: That glint of joy in your eyes as the little tyke dropped to the ground. If you don't mind me saying so. Ezekiel Stone: I do mind. The Devil: I know. I don't give a damn.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Det. Charlie Hirrsh: I'm an Old Testament guy. You go your way, and I'll go Yahweh.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Ezekiel Stone: He was stronger than me, faster. He even burned a hole through a chain-link fence! The Devil: Well, after all, he was my guest for nearly a century. You were with me what, fifteen years? The longer you are in hell, the more it becomes a part of you, literally. Some of those that escaped have been mine since the dawn of time, and have the powers to prove it. Ezekiel Stone: Terrific, nice odds.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Ezekiel Stone: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been a long time since my last confession. I was a cop, and good at my job. I was married; I had a good life. Then my wife was raped. We caught the guy who did it, but he got off. So I tracked him down and I killed him. Two months later, I cornered this petty thief who had a gun. He opened up on me, and I took five bullets to the face and neck. I died. And because I had killed a man in cold blood, I went to Hell. You know it's funny, but even in the most maximum security penitentiary, from time to time, inmates will escape. It happened on Devil's Island. It happened at Alcatraz. Six weeks ago... it happened in Hell.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Father Salinas: [Upon hearing Ezekiel Stone's confession] But the Prince of Lies, the master of Hell... surely having his subjects back on Earth, spreading chaos and destruction, all this would bring a smile to his face. Ezekiel Stone: I don't know, Father. You of all people know that even the Devil has to answer to a higher power. He screwed up, and now he needs someone to fix things. Someone to track down these creatures... and send them back to Hell. Father Salinas: Why are you telling me this... this ridiculous story? Ezekiel Stone: Oh, come on, Father... I think you know WHY.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Det. William Kane: Tell me what you know about this case. Ezekiel Stone: You wouldn't believe me if I did. Det. William Kane: What makes you so sure? Ezekiel Stone: 'Cause you seem like an intelligent man. Det. William Kane: You know what, maybe I'm not as bright as I look. Try me!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Ezekiel Stone: [to the Devil] Listen, pal. You need me as much as I need you. You may be all-powerful down below, but up here you're just another corporate big shot who's trying to cover his ass. Now if you can't police your own, no one is ever gonna be afraid of you again.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Desk Clerk: Your room's upstairs. The elevator's broken, you'll have to walk, but it's only three floors. Ezekiel Stone: As long as I'm going up.
	Unknown Episode: Ezekiel Stone: You loved her, didn't you? The Devil: I never loved anyone but God, and that was a long time ago.
	Unknown Episode: Desk Clerk: Where have you been? Ezekiel Stone: Out of the country. Desk Clerk: Oh, where? Ezekiel Stone: Down under.
	Unknown Episode: Ezekiel Stone: You a football fan? Father Horn: I love the Saints. [laughs] That's from the Vatican jokebook.
	Unknown Episode: The Devil: If it means anything, I'm sorry. Sort of. Well... no, I'm not.
	Unknown Episode: The Devil: Vanilla? Where's the waitress? I only eat Rocky Road.
	Unknown Episode: Ezekiel Stone: You really push a man to the brink. The Devil: I am the brink.
	Unknown Episode: The Angel: Yours is a divine purpose, Ezekiel. Ezekiel Stone: [referring to the Devil] He'd freak if he heard that. The Angel: Good. Let him freak.
	Unknown Episode: The Devil: Junk mail, mostly. One of my lesser triumphs.
	Unknown Episode: The Devil: I have always advocated family values, all the way back to Cain and Abel.
	Unknown Episode: Ezekiel Stone: Going up or down? The Devil: Guess.
	Unknown Episode: Ezekiel Stone: Why don't you try and just enjoy some of the beautiful things in this world? Just one. Try it on for size. The Devil: Believe me, it won't fit.

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