Breaking In

Name: "Oz," but if he told you his real name, he'd have to kill you and hide your body. And he has lots of hiding places.

Nicknames: Oz doesn't get nicknames, he gives ‘em.

Job title: Contra CEO.

Responsibilities: Overseeing the Contra team. Ruling with intimidation and manipulation. Occasionally suppressing insurrections in the third world.

Skills: Vast knowledge of random weaponry. Ancient self-defense tactics. Bakes a mean lemon meringue pie.

Background: No one really knows and he likes it that way. But odds are, it was probably not legal.

Hobbies: Wining and dining world leaders, outsmarting everyone around him, Jenga, jet-setting around the globe at a moment's notice, pulling all the strings, puppetmaster-style.

Languages spoken: English, Spanish, Urdu, Mandarin, Arabic, Hindi, Russian, German and a native dialect from the island of Lombok.

Best friend in the office: "Friends? Who needs friends? They're only one misstep away from being an enemy and I've already got plenty of those."

Office crush: Self.

Catchphrase: "I'll allow it." "Shutty!"