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05x08 - Gliding Over All Season 5 / Episode 8: - Gliding Over All

Gang Guy: It can be done. But not the way you want it.
Walter White: It can be done exactly how I want it. The only question is: Are you the man to do it? Figure it out. That's what I'm paying you for.
05x06 - Buyout Season 5 / Episode 6: - Buyout

Jesse Pinkman: Are we in the meth business, or the money business?
05x05 - Dead Freight Season 5 / Episode 5: - Dead Freight

Jesse Pinkman: No! No!
05x01 - Live Free or Die Season 5 / Episode 1: - Live Free or Die

Mike Ehrmantraut: Keys, scumbag. It's the universal symbol for keys.
05x01 - Live Free or Die Season 5 / Episode 1: - Live Free or Die

Jesse Pinkman: Yeah, bitch! Magnets!
04x13 - Face Off Season 4 / Episode 13: - Face Off

Hank Schrader: Well, at least this time he didn't shit himself... guess that's progress.
04x12 - End Times Season 4 / Episode 12: - End Times

Skyler White: There's got to be another way.
Walter White: There isn't. There was. But now there isn't.
04x10 - Salud Season 4 / Episode 10: - Salud

Saul Goodman: [to Skyler, about Ted] You and I don't wear the same rose-coloured glasses where Johnny Fabulous is concerned.
04x06 - Cornered Season 4 / Episode 6: - Cornered

Walter White: You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in: I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!
04x06 - Cornered Season 4 / Episode 6: - Cornered

Skyler White: Walt, please, let's both of us stop trying to justify this whole thing and admit you're in danger!
Walter White: [Walter turns to face Skylar; fire is in his eyes. He isn't Walt anymore. It's Heisenberg] Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
04x06 - Cornered Season 4 / Episode 6: - Cornered

Skyler White: Someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family.
04x05 - Shotgun Season 4 / Episode 5: - Shotgun

Mike Ehrmantraut: You - are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't. You - are not the guy.
04x04 - Bullet Points Season 4 / Episode 4: - Bullet Points

Walter White: How did everything get so screwed up?
Saul Goodman: Yeah, you do seem to have a little "shit creek" action going. [pause]
Saul Goodman: You know, FYI, you can buy a paddle.
04x04 - Bullet Points Season 4 / Episode 4: - Bullet Points

Mike: You're on thin ice, you little shithead. You know that?
Jesse Pinkman: You ain't gonna smoke that dude in there. You know how I know? 'cause you went to the trouble of putting a blindfold on him.
04x03 - Open House Season 4 / Episode 3: - Open House

Saul Goodman: You were smart to call me. Now you just sit back, relax and let a professional take over. [His bodyguard knocks on the door] That's for me. Excuse me. [Opens the door, whispers] What do you want? I'm in a meeting. Why didn't you think of that before, it's not my prob... I'm in a meeting! [to the Whites] Can Huell use your bathroom?
Skyler White: Huell?
Walter White: Uh... sure, top of the stairs.
Saul Goodman: He'll be quick. It's a stomach thing. So where were we?
Skyler White: Professionalism.
04x01 - Box Cutter Season 4 / Episode 1: - Box Cutter

Gale Boetticher: I doff my proverbial cap to you, sir!
04x01 - Box Cutter Season 4 / Episode 1: - Box Cutter

Gustavo 'Gus' Fring: Well? Get back to work.
04x01 - Box Cutter Season 4 / Episode 1: - Box Cutter

Jesse Pinkman: At least we all understand each other now.
Walter White: What do you mean?
Jesse Pinkman: I mean, him and us, we get it. [Makes cutting motion on his neck]
Jesse Pinkman: We're all on the same page.
Walter White: And what page is that?
Jesse Pinkman: The one that says if I can't kill you, you'll sure as shit wish you were dead.
03x12 - Half Measures Season 3 / Episode 12: - Half Measures

Jesse Pinkman: [about drug dealers using kids to sell methamphetamine] Hearts and minds, right? Get them young and they'll be yours forever.
03x12 - Half Measures Season 3 / Episode 12: - Half Measures

Walter H. White: [to Jesse] Run!
03x11 - Abiquiu Season 3 / Episode 11: - Abiquiu

Saul Goodman: [Talking to Skyler after Walt introduced his wife to Saul] Walter never told me how lucky he was. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers : only the very best... with just a right amount of dirty!
03x11 - Abiquiu Season 3 / Episode 11: - Abiquiu

Gustavo 'Gus' Fring: You are a wealthy man now. One must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage.
03x11 - Abiquiu Season 3 / Episode 11: - Abiquiu

Saul Goodman: If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.
03x11 - Abiquiu Season 3 / Episode 11: - Abiquiu

Jesse Pinkman: [Looking "My last door" of Georgia O'Keeffe] Yo, I thought I was gonna see some, like, vaginas.
Jane Margolis: I didn't say she actually painted vaginas. I said, some of her paintings looked like vaginas.
Jesse Pinkman: Uh, seriously? Not even close.
Jane Margolis: Georgia O'Keeffe painted all kinds of stuff. Everyday items, her surroundings. Some of it evoked an erotic nature. It's who she was.
Jesse Pinkman: Not like any vagina I ever saw. This chick have medical issues?
Jane Margolis: This particular painting... is of a door.
Jesse Pinkman: Any other doors we can check out? Like, real ones or...
03x11 - Abiquiu Season 3 / Episode 11: - Abiquiu

Jesse Pinkman: You know, I don't get it. Why would anyone paint a picture of a door, over and over again, like, dozens of times?
Jane Margolis: But it wasn't the same.
Jesse Pinkman: Yeah, it was.
Jane Margolis: It was the same subject, but it was different every time. The light was different, her mood was different. She saw something new every time she painted it.
Jesse Pinkman: And that's not psycho to you?
Jane Margolis: Well, then why should we do anything more than once? Should I just smoke this one cigarette? Maybe we should only have sex once, if it's the same thing.
Jesse Pinkman: ...no.
Jane Margolis: Should we just watch one sunset? Or live just one day? Because it's new every time. Each time is a different experience.
Jesse Pinkman: Okay, fine. I guess the cow skull pictures were cool, but a door? I will say it again. A door.
Jane Margolis: Why not a door? Sometimes you get fixated on something, and you might not even get why. You open yourself up and go with the flow, wherever the Universe takes you.
Jesse Pinkman: Okay, so the Universe took her to a door. And she got all obesessed with it, and just had to paint it 20 times until it was perfect.
Jane Margolis: No. I wouldn't say that. Nothing's perfect.
Jesse Pinkman: Yeah? Well, I mean, [looking to her] some things.
Jane Margolis: Aww, that was so sweet, I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Jesse Pinkman: You can't admit, just for once, that I'm right. Come on. That O'Keeffe lady kept trying over and over until that stupid door was perfect.
Jane Margolis: No. That door was her home and she loved it. To me, that's about making that feeling last.
03x10 - Fly Season 3 / Episode 10: - Fly

Jesse Pinkman: Gatorade me bitch!
03x10 - Fly Season 3 / Episode 10: - Fly

Jesse Pinkman: Look, I like making cherry product, but let's keep it real, alright? We make poison for people who don't care. We probably have the most unpicky customers in the world.
03x10 - Fly Season 3 / Episode 10: - Fly

Walter White: Look, I feel like I'm running out of ways to explain this to you, but once more I shall try. This fly is a major problem for us: It will ruin our batch, and we need to destroy it and every trace of it so we can cook. Failing that, we're dead. There's no more room for error, not with these people.
03x10 - Fly Season 3 / Episode 10: - Fly

Jesse Pinkman: Possum. Big, freaky, lookin' bitch. Since when did they change it to opossum? When I was comin' up it was just possum. Opossum makes it sound like he's irish or something. Why do they gotta go changing everything?
03x10 - Fly Season 3 / Episode 10: - Fly

Jesse Pinkman: Dude, you scared the shit out of me. When you say it's contamination. I mean, I'm thinking like... an ebola leak or something.
Walter White: Ebola.
Jesse Pinkman: Yeah, it's a disease on the Discovery Channel where all your intestines sort of just slip right out of your butt.
Walter White: Thank you, I know what ebola is.