Brandy & Mr. Whiskers Quotes

Brandy & Mr. Whiskers

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	Unknown Episode: Mr. Whiskers: [after the hynos-induced cleaning spree] Uh, why am I wearing a tutu?
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Whiskers: [after the hynos-induced cleaning at the food court] Not that I'm complaining, but why am I holding a huge pile of garbage? [now rats are all over the garbage] Ok, now I'm complaining!
	Unknown Episode: Brandy Harrington: [to Lola, after Whiskers is locked in a trance] You were right, Lola. I broke Whiskers. Lola: [deadpan] Leaned your lesson yet? Brandy Harrington: Yes!
	Unknown Episode: Brandy Harrington: [combing through the garbage dump] Yuck! This is soo disgusting! Where is that stupid pinwheel? Fly: Pinwheel? You're too late. A really nasty pack of Jaguars picked it up. Brandy Harrington: Why would Jaguars want a pinwheel? Fly: Duh! It's shinny and it spins.
	Unknown Episode: Jaguar: [with his pack, to Brandy] You took our shinny, spinny pinwheel. We're gonna need something in return. A little something to eat. So face it, girly. You're in a real pickle!
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - A Really Crushing Crush / Pickled Tink Mr. Whiskers: [after all the chaos] So, you weren't kidnapped by fireflies? Brandy Harrington: No Whiskers. I wasn't. Mr. Whiskers: Wow, embarrassing. Brandy Harrington: You think?! You only humiliated me in front of every girl in the Amazon, and Gaspar, not to mention my all time favorite band in the world, Sugar Toad! Mr. Whiskers: Actually, I was talking about how you lied to me and than it blew up right in your face. Brandy Harrington: Oh yeah that, that wasn't my best moment either. I'm sorry I lied to you, Whiskers. Mr. Whiskers: Well at least we got to see some fireflies and Sugar Toad for the few minutes they were running away from us. Brandy Harrington: Yeah I had no idea that fireflies would be so beautiful. Mr. Whiskers: Or so unforgiving...[to his troop as they are chased around] Just keep running, guys! See this kind of thing that should've been in the book.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Itty Bitty Kitty / Brandy's Best-Ever Boyfriend Mr. Whiskers: [gasps after Brandy tells him to get a new ball] I'm going to pretend you never said that. I'm going to pretend you said "marshmallow", OK? [laughs hysterically] Why did you say "marshmallow"?
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Loathe Triangle / Better Off Wet Mr. Whiskers: [seeing the diagram layout] Where did you get a mall blueprint? Brandy Harrington: I always carry pictures of my loved ones with me.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Loathe Triangle / Better Off Wet Brandy Harrington: [after trying relentlessly to return the shoes] I'm sorry, you' were right. I should have just saved up the six hundred and ten shiny rocks. Mr. Whiskers: [exasperated] For one pair of shoes? Brandy Harrington: That's what I said! Forgive me?
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Pop Goes the Jungle / Wolfie: Prince of the Jungle Brandy Harrington: We need to redecorate and fast.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Pop Goes the Jungle / Wolfie: Prince of the Jungle Brandy Harrington: Pink curtains here. Put a plant here.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Bad Brandy / Two Heads Are Not Better Than One Brandy Harrington: How would you like it if I told everyone your secrets? Mr. Whiskers: What secrets? Brandy Harrington: Like, you collect toejam, you're afraid of belly lint, you pass gas in your sleep!! Mr. Whiskers: I pass gas in my sleep? Cool! Brandy Harrington: I'm cutting you off! Mr. Whiskers: Aw, but Brandy, I crave your anguished ramblings, even more so now that they're taboo! The forbidden fruit! The desire of dare not speaketh name!...I also like the way you dot your 'I's with hearts.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Bad Hare Day / Paw and Order Gasper Le Gecko: [to monkey henchmen] Bring me the feet of Mr. Whiskers!
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Bad Hare Day / Paw and Order Mr. Whiskers: You'll never take Armondo and Betty from me! Gasper Le Gecko: Armando and Betty? Mr. Whiskers: I have a hard time with left and right. Gasper Le Gecko: And I have a hard time with right and wrong!
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Tree Huggin' Bunny / The Big Game Brandy Harrington: Whiskers, you brought your friend into this house, you get him out! Mr. Whiskers: But he will eat me! Brandy Harrington: I can only hope!
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Tree Huggin' Bunny / The Big Game Lorenzo: Hey, Whiskers. You got anymore of that yarn? I love that stuff!
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Tree Huggin' Bunny / The Big Game Brandy Harrington: [happily] Whiskers, I can't believe it! How did you finally get rid of that annoying cat? Mr. Whiskers: Oh, I used a little thing called my brain.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Tree Huggin' Bunny / The Big Game Brandy Harrington: [after seeing the chaos that Lorenzos' family is causing] That's it! Everybody out! Out, out, out, out, out!... Next time Whiskers, please choose your friends a little more wisely. Mr. Whiskers: [after the family has left] Are you talking about you or Lorenzo? Lorenzo: Are they gone? I thought they would never leave. Brandy Harrington, Mr. Whiskers: Lorenzo? Lorenzo: Now I remember why I stopped hanging with the family. Man, are they annoying or what. Brandy Harrington: [screaming] Annoying? You give a new definition to the word! Look in the dictionary and next to "annoying" is a picture of your big, blabbing face! Brandy Harrington: Ixnay on the aguarjay! We are all friends here, remember? Brandy Harrington: [still mad] Friends? Whiskers, he not our friend. He is just a big, fat free loader! Lorenzo: [near tears] Whiskers? Is... is that what you really think? Mr. Whiskers: Well... yeah, Lorenzo. Kinda, I guess. Lorenzo: Www... we're not friends? Mr. Whiskers: No. We're not. Lorenzo: [stomach growling, very ravenous] Okay. Lunch time! Brandy Harrington: Oops. Mr. Whiskers: [infuriated] Oops?
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Lame Boy / Taking Paws Mr. Whiskers: [after being swallowed by a big snake] This is gonna cost 'em! Ed: Oh yeah!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Lame Boy / Taking Paws Brandy Harrington: [grabbing Mr. Whiskers ears and dropping him across the room] Okay, don't take this personally, but you're an embarrassment, a disgrace, and an eyesore. Mr. Whiskers: And I shouldn't take this personally?
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - The Fashion Fascist / Happy Birthdays Brandy Harrington: Oh, freaky bug eyed monkey thingy, I'm so sorry. I was so mean to you and you saved me, and I don't even know your name. Freaky Monkey: [jumps up and kisses Brandy] You can call me Vegas, baby, because I just hit the jackpot!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Lack of Brains vs. Brawns / The No Sleep Over Meryl: [a shooting star passed] Cheryl. Cheryl: Meryl. Meryl: I didn't really wish you weren't my twin sister. Cheryl: You didn't? Meryl: I wished your beak got so big, you'd fall out of the nest and crack that bird brain yours wide open! Cheryl: Mama told me there'd be days like this!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Cyranosaurus Rex / To the Moon, Whiskers Brandy Harrington: [see's Mama Croc trying to eat Whiskers] Hey! Spit him out. Now! Mr. Whiskers: Ack. Patooey! A little dental floss wouldn't kill you, sister! Mama Croc: Oh, are you his babysitter? Brandy Harrington: Unfortunately. Yeah. Mama Croc: I'm Mrs. Croc. You can call me Mama. Mr. Whiskers: I gotta few others things I'm thinking of calling you.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Cyranosaurus Rex / To the Moon, Whiskers Brandy Harrington: [Brandy and Whiskers are in the middle of tracking down Mama Croc's lost eggs. Brandy is holding one of her newly hatched babies] Okay! Six down, three to go. We can do this! Mama Croc: [calls out through the jungle] Brandy? Mr. Whiskers: We're lunch! But on a positive note, we'll find out if I taste like chicken. Brandy Harrington: Go! I'll stall her Mr. Whiskers: Nice knowin' ya. Brandy Harrington: Get out! [as Whiskers runs off as Mama Croc approaches Brandy] Mama Croc: My, my, look at him! He looks good enough to eat! Brandy Harrington: [holds up baby crocodile] Better him than me. [to Mama Croc, sweet voice] Isn't he the cutest? Mama Croc: [looking menacing] How are the others? Brandy Harrington: And those teeth! [Baby crocodile snaps at her] Goo goo ga ga! Mama Croc: I want to see the rest of them. [starts walking away] Brandy Harrington: [catches up to Mama Croc] Hey, have you had anything to eat lately, 'cause low blood sugar can make you angry and eat things you shouldn't... like me!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Cyranosaurus Rex / To the Moon, Whiskers Brandy Harrington: [sunbathing when a Lemur walks across her gut] Oof! Hey, any chance I could get a fruit plate or something? Lemur Monkey: Fruit for ze pooch? [bunch of lemurs rattle the tree, bombarding Brandy with fruit. Her head gets stuck inside of a coconut] Brandy Harrington: Fruit plate [pulls off the coconut] plate? [a plate is dropped on her head, side first] Ow! No wonder they call it a jungle.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Cyranosaurus Rex / To the Moon, Whiskers Brandy Harrington: [Brandy and Whiskers are in the middle of tracking down Mama Croc's lost eggs. Brandy is holding one of her newly hatched babies] ! Six down, three to go. We can do this! Mama Croc: [calls out] Brandy? Mr. Whiskers: We're lunch! But on a positive note, we'll find out if I taste like chicken. Brandy Harrington: Go! I'll stall her. Mr. Whiskers: Nice knowin' ya. Brandy Harrington: Get out! [Whiskers runs off as Mama Croc approaches Brandy] Mama Croc: My, my, look at him! He looks good enough to eat! Brandy Harrington: [to baby crocodile] Better him than me. [to Mama Croc, sweet voice] Isn't he the cutest? Mama Croc: [looking menacing] How are the others? Brandy Harrington: And those teeth! [Baby crocodile snaps at her] Goo goo ga ga! Mama Croc: [starts to walk off] I want to see the rest of them. Brandy Harrington: So do I. [catches up to Mama Croc] Hey, have you had anything to eat lately, 'cause low blood sugar can make you angry and eat things you shouldn't like me.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Mr. Whiskers's First Friend / The Babysitter's Flub Mr. Whiskers: [holding up tag] Here's my ticket to camp. Brandy Harrington: Hey, you're not going to camp, you're being sold to a zoo in Paraguay for thirty-nine cents! [laughs at Mr. Whiskers] Mr. Whiskers: Again, oh well.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Mr. Whiskers's First Friend / The Babysitter's Flub Mr. Whiskers: Are you going to summer camp too? Brandy Harrington: No, I'm going to a five-star spa to be pampered and spoiled, which, come to think of it, is sorta my life anyway. Mr. Whiskers: I've never been spoiled! Brandy Harrington: [fanning her hand at Whiskers] Woof, you sure smell like it.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Mr. Whiskers's First Friend / The Babysitter's Flub Mr. Whiskers: [knocking on Brandy's carrier] Howdy, neighbor! I'm Mr. Whiskers, what's your name? Brandy Harrington: [from inside] Uh, it's on my carrier Einstein! In rhinestones! Mr. Whiskers: [trying to read the rhinestone] Mmm, Brr-aaa-tty. Ah! Haha! Bratty! Brandy Harrington: [bursting out of her carrier] Not bratty, you flea motel, Brandy! Brandy Harrington of the Florida Harringtons. Mr. Whiskers: [sarcastically] Well, Bratty was pretty close.

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