Brainiac: Science Abuse (UK) - Episode Quotes

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Brainiac: Science Abuse (UK) Quotes

	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Christmas Cracker Richard Hammond: This is the Brainiac Christmas Cracker, the show that's got more stuffing than your mum's turkey.
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Episode 8 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the science show that doesn't wipe it's feet before stepping on your granny's new carpet.
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Episode 7 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the science show that doesn't curtsey to the Queen.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Episode 6 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the science show that hangs out on street corners with it's mates.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Episode 5 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the show that does for science what a naked flame does for a petrol station forecourt.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Episode 4 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the show that does for science what nitro does for glycerin.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Episode 3 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the science show that stays up way past it's bedtime.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Episode 2 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the science show that wipes it's nose on the sleeve of science.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Episode 1 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the science show that puts it feet up on your mum's best furniture.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Episode 13 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the show where we grab science by the wotsits and twist like billyo.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Episode 12 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the show where we take science and smack it hard on it's chubby little bottom.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Episode 11 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the show that takes science by the ankles and dangles it over a crocodile swamp.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Episode 10 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the show that meets science on a darkened street corner and blows raspberries right in its face.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Episode 9 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the show that's a bit like a school science lesson, without the teacher, the classroom or the science.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Episode 8 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the show that winds up science til the veins throb in its neck.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Episode 7 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the science show that Albert Einstein would've invented... if he hadn't been so thick.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Episode 6 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the science show that's a bit like GCSE physics, but with more girls in bikinis and less physics.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Episode 5 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the science show that comes home at 4 in the morning smelling of whiskey and covered in lipstick.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Episode 4 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the show where we undress science and have a good laugh at its bits.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Episode 3 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the show that takes science, strips it down and gives it a damned good oiling.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Episode 2 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the show that does for science what 5 pints of lager does for ugly women.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Episode 1 Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the show that science teachers like to confiscate and then share out in the staff room.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Episode 6 Richard Hammond: The internet. 95% of it is rubbish.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Episode 6 Richard Hammond: This is Brainiac, the show that grabs science and gives it a well deserved spank on the bottom.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Episode 5 Richard Hammond: This is Brainiac, where we laugh in the face of danger and slap the cheeks of fear.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Episode 4 Richard Hammond: This is Brainiac, the show where we challenge science to a bare knuckle fight and give it a damned good thrashing.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Episode 3 Richard Hammond: This is Brainiac, the science show where we blow things up and then have a good look inside.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Episode 2 Richard Hammond: This is Brainiac, the science show where we lob chemicals around - and then run like hell.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Episode 1 Richard Hammond: This is Brainiac. The science show where we blow stuff up in the name of science... but mostly, just for the hell of it
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Episode 1 Richard Hammond: This is Brainiac. The science show that puts science in tight underpants, and gives it a wedgie.