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	Season 7 / Episode 23: - Brave New World (2) Eric Matthews: [to Mr. Feeny] I don't know what's going to happen to me. But I do know that I'm going to be a good person who cares about people. And I blame you for that.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - Brave New World (2) Cory Matthews: You coming with us, Mr. Feeny? You gonna sneak up on us in Central Park or something? George Feeny: No. I shall remain here. Cory Matthews: No. You'll always be with us. As long as we live okay? [leaves the room] George Feeny: I love you all. Class dismissed.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - Brave New World (2) Cory Matthews: Well, I got Topanga to go to New York. George Feeny: Good for you. Cory Matthews: She's not even scared any more. George Feeny: Nor should she be. Cory Matthews: I am. George Feeny: Well you have a right to be.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - Brave New World (2) Jack Hunter: [to Shawn] I admire you. I admire you more than I do me.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - Brave New World (2) George Feeny: So, Mr. Matthews... Cory Matthews: You think we've known each other long enough for you to call me Cory? George Feeny: I think we've known each other long enough for me to call you Cornelius. Cory Matthews: Shhh, Mr. Feeney! Not even Topanga knows that!
	Season 7 / Episode 20: - As Time Goes By Jack: [looking through book] Its blank. Only the first page is filled in. Cory: What does it say? Jack: Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose self. Mr. George Feeny: Why are none of the other pages filled in? Eric: Nothing else seemed important.
	Season 7 / Episode 20: - As Time Goes By Eric: My name is Plays with Squirrels. Jack: Perfect. Even more insane. Eric: Insane? If giving away all your worldly possessions, renouncing society, and learning how to purify and drink your own urine is insane, then, mmm, yes, color me insane.
	Season 7 / Episode 20: - As Time Goes By Eric: Feeney! Fehehehuhu! I can't do it anymore. Mr. George Feeny: Mr. Matthews? Eric: Mr. Squirrels. Cory: Eric? Eric: Plays With. Mr. George Feeny: Ok, the party's over. I'll see you at my funeral.
	Season 7 / Episode 20: - As Time Goes By Eric: I married a moose. And we don't need counseling!
	Season 7 / Episode 17: - She's Having My Baby Back Ribs Topanga: Eric, do you think I'm fat? Eric: Yeah. Eric: [points to pizza] You gonna finish that slice? Topanga: You know, you've packed on a few pounds too, Eric. Eric: That's alright, you know its college. You've heard of the freshman 15. Topanga: You're a senior. Eric: Wait a minute. 4 years times 15 pounds, that's like [thinks]... That's 500 EXTRA POUNDS? Topanga: You're not that overweight, Eric. Eric: Oh come on, I see the way the girls flock to Jack and his 6% body fat and ignore me and my 70% flab. What am I gonna do? I mean I feel so alone. Topanga: You're not alone. Eric: Oh that's right, YOU'RE FAT TOO! [hugs Topanga] Topanga: Well Eric, maybe we can help eachother. Eric: Well how? We're pigs. Topanga: I'll set up the healthy eating plan and we'll give each other moral support. Like, if I want a candy bar I'll come to you. Eric: And then, we can share it. Topanga: Nooo, you'll tell me not to eat it. Eric: And then, I get the whole thing! Topanga: No, you'll grab it away from me and you'll throw it in the trashcan. Eric, are you with me or not? Eric: Alright, alright but you can't tell anybody that we're dieting, alright? It's embarrassing. Topanga: Absolutely I promise, not a word. Eric: Not a word. Topanga: [gets up to leave] Eric: See ya, fatty.
	Season 7 / Episode 17: - She's Having My Baby Back Ribs Angela Moore: You're not pregnant. Topanga: I'll get pregnant; get out of my way!
	Season 7 / Episode 17: - She's Having My Baby Back Ribs Cory Matthews: Pregnant? How can she be pregnant? Shawn Hunter: Okay, Cory, let me explain this to you. When a man loves a woman... Cory Matthews: I know about that, okay? We were very careful. Shawn Hunter: Did you use a... Cory Matthews: Yes! Shawn Hunter: Was she on the... Cory Matthews: Uh-huh! Shawn Hunter: Well, did you try the... Cory Matthews: Everything! I'm not even sure we had sex!
	Season 7 / Episode 17: - She's Having My Baby Back Ribs Topanga: Eric, okay Eric, we've only been on this diet for twelve hours, toughen up! Eric: [straining his eyes] Is that you Topanga? Topanga: Come on, it's not that hard - I smell Danish! Eric: Topanga, I can't do this, okay? Women reject me based on who I am, not what I look like. Topanga: This isn't only about you! I want to be as slim and slender as the day Cory met me. Eric: You were two years old! Topanga: I'm telling you, there's Danish in this room!
	Season 7 / Episode 17: - She's Having My Baby Back Ribs Eric: [to Amy] You never breast fed me! Alan Matthews: Eric... Eric: [to Alan] You didn't either! Breast fed kids are skinny, formula fed kids are fat. You know, at first I blamed it on myself. I thought maybe glands, and then I thought maybe metabolism, but then I thought to myself I'm no racist, so it all goes back to you guys. Alan Matthews: Listen, Porky, we're in the middle of a serious family discussion here.
	Season 7 / Episode 17: - She's Having My Baby Back Ribs George Feeny: Unfortunately we live in a society where they tell us we have to look a certain way, so we're all under pressure to live up to unrealistic expectations. Jack Hunter: Alright, I can't take it anymore. You know, I'm not really perfect. You know why I go to the gym? It's because in high school, they... well they used to have this little nickname for me. It was Jumbo Jack. Eric: [laughs] Jumbo Jack! You were fat! Jack Hunter: I was, alright? I just wanted people to like me. Eric: Oh, that's alright. I like you, Jumbo Jack.
	Season 7 / Episode 17: - She's Having My Baby Back Ribs Eric: Hey Core. You smell like chicken. Cory Matthews: Don't change the subject.
	Season 7 / Episode 17: - She's Having My Baby Back Ribs Amy Matthews: Go talk to the person you love. Cory Matthews: [Thinking for a moment] That would be Shawn!
	Season 7 / Episode 17: - She's Having My Baby Back Ribs Topanga: Eric, do you think I'm fat? Eric: Yeah.
	Season 7 / Episode 14: - I'm Gonna Be Like You, Dad Amy Matthews: Alan, remember how we were worried about Eric's F-U-T-U-R-E? Eric Matthews: Oh ma, you don't have to worry about my furniture!
	Season 7 / Episode 11: - What A Drag! Eric Matthews: [dressed as a girl] So, babe what do you think? Shawn Hunter: Umm, yes to the dress no to the face. Eric Matthews: What? Too much makeup? Shawn Hunter: Too much ugly
	Season 7 / Episode 10: - Pickett Fences Jack Hunter: I'm out of a job. Eric Matthews: [sucking Bridget's toe] And I'm in a new healthy relationship!
	Season 7 / Episode 7: - It's About Time Topanga: I wasn't sure this day would ever come, but you were. I wasn't sure love could survive everything we put it through, but you were. You were always strong and always sure. And now I know I want you to stand beside me for the rest of my life. That's what I'm sure of. Cory: I have to talk to her now, ok. [to Shawn] Shawn Hunter: Go ahead. Cory: Ever since I was young I never understood anything about the world, and I never understood anything that happened in my life. The only thing that ever made sense to me was you, and how I felt about you. That's all I've ever known and that's enough, that's enough for me, for the rest of my life. Topanga, we gonna get married? Topanga: Yea, we are. Cory: Good, cause, umm I have these rings... I love you Topanga. Topanga: I love you too, Cory.
	Season 7 / Episode 7: - It's About Time Shawn Hunter: [looks upward] Dad! I'm comin', dad!
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - They're Killing Us Alan Matthews: [after Cory chooses Shawn over Eric as his best man] You chose Shawn over your own flesh and blood? You're dead to me! Cory: [sad] 'You're dead to me' [to Amy] Your husband just said 'You're dead to me.' Amy Matthews: Alan! Why would you do that? Alan Matthews: He chose Shawn over Eric! Amy Matthews: [to Cory] You scum!
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - They're Killing Us Jack Hunter: [after books fall on Eric and Feffy] Feffy! Eric! Feffy! I didn't really know her. He pays half the rent, without him I can't afford my apartment! If I can't afford my apartment then I don't want to live!
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - They're Killing Us Topanga: Cory, I'm beginning to think you'd be okay if we spent our honeymoon in any old hotel. Cory: Or in the road.
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - You Light Up My Union Alan Matthews: You chose Shawn as your best man over you own flesh-and-blood? You're dead to me!
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - You Light Up My Union Cory Matthews: Do you have any idea how scarring that is? Amy Matthews: Alan? Alan Matthews: He chose Shawn as his best man! Amy Matthews: [to Cory] You scum!
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - You Light Up My Union Eric Matthews: Think this calls for a celebration. Cory Matthews: [to his parents] Watch this. Eric Matthews: [lights the sparkler] This is the eternal flame of the love of the Matthews- Alan Matthews: [as the firefighters put out the fire] He's out! Shawn's in! Amy Matthews: Somebody check the baby! Somebody save the baby! Eric Matthews: Sparklers are fun!
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - You Light Up My Union Eric: Hello everyone. Jack: Ok don't do this. Look at me, I'm begging you. Eric: QUIET HALF BREED! There are some people in this room who shall remain nameless, CORY MOMMY and DADDY!, that don't think I'm best man material. Well, Im sorry I have to do this Cory. Jack: Rethink this, right? Its a bad move! Eric: hushes him You know something Topanga? If I cant be the best man, then I'm gonna be the groom. Topanga I love you. I've always loved you. Ever since I saw you through that peep hole in the bathroom. And I know how you've secretly long for me as well. So Topanga, lets just drop this charadd Topanga, marry me and lets make nick nick. Topanga: looks at Cory Cory: Get him! Topanga: AHHHHHH!

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