The smartest student in Cory’s 6th grade class. He is a geek, and rival to Cory and Shawn. He has a crush on Topanga, and is often made fun of by Cory and Shawn. After season 1 he vanishes until their high school graduation, where Stuart makes a cameo appearance with the rest of the class where he says he's been "on the other side of the school" this whole time (referencing behind the set). He later waves at Mr. Turner, who like Minkus has disappeared, and evidently has also been "on the other side of the school." Mr. Turner, however does not actually make an appearance in the episode.
Stuart Minkus Quotes
|Season 5 / Episode 24: - Graduation|
Topanga: I finished my valedictorian speech. You guys wanna hear it?
Stuart Minkus: Oh? What makes you so sure you're valedictorian, little missy?
Topanga: Cause I'm Topanga.
Stuart Minkus: Well, I'm Minkus, and last time I checked, I had 699 As, which by my count, is that same number as you.
Cory: You counted As? What kind of sick person would count As? [Topanga looks at him] Oh.
Topanga: I'll tell you what to do, Stuart. You can go get Feeny's gradebook and count them AGAIN.
Stuart Minkus: You did something, didn't you? [to Cory] She did something, didn't she?
Cory: Take it easy, Minkus. You never had a chance.
Stuart Minkus: Oh, she's an evil little girl, Cory. She's an evil little girl.
Cory: Yeah, but every time I kiss her, it don't care.
|Season 1 / Episode 20: - The Play's the Thing|
Stuart Minkus: [as Hamlet, over-emphasizing and facing upstage] Whaaaaat is heeeeee... who's grief bears such an eeeeemphasiiiiisss...
George Feeny: Stop, Mr. Minkus.
Stuart Minkus: I answer only to 'Hamlet.'
George Feeny: Stop Mr. Hamlet! You're supposed to be facing the audience!
Stuart Minkus: Aren't I?
George Feeny: Hamlet, where are your glasses?
Stuart Minkus: Mr. Feeny, they didn't have glasses in the Middle Ages.
George Feeny: Put on your glasses and climb into Ophelia's grave!
Stuart Minkus: You know, I read an article that Elizabethan English is a lot like American southern. So let me show you a little something I've been playing around with.
Stuart Minkus: Shazam! Show me what thou't do! Woo't weep? Woo't fight? Woo't tear thyself?
Cory Matthews: Oh great. "Ernest goes to Denmark."
Stuart Minkus Photos
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