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 | Season 7 / Episode 17: - She's Having My Baby Back Ribs Eric: [to Amy] You never breast fed me! Alan Matthews: Eric... Eric: [to Alan] You didn't either! Breast fed kids are skinny, formula fed kids are fat. You know, at first I blamed it on myself. I thought maybe glands, and then I thought maybe metabolism, but then I thought to myself I'm no racist, so it all goes back to you guys. Alan Matthews: Listen, Porky, we're in the middle of a serious family discussion here. |
| Season 7 / Episode 6: - They're Killing Us Alan Matthews: [after Cory chooses Shawn over Eric as his best man] You chose Shawn over your own flesh and blood? You're dead to me! Cory: [sad] 'You're dead to me' [to Amy] Your husband just said 'You're dead to me.' Amy Matthews: Alan! Why would you do that? Alan Matthews: He chose Shawn over Eric! Amy Matthews: [to Cory] You scum! |
| Season 7 / Episode 5: - You Light Up My Union Alan Matthews: You chose Shawn as your best man over you own flesh-and-blood? You're dead to me! |
| Season 7 / Episode 5: - You Light Up My Union Cory Matthews: Do you have any idea how scarring that is? Amy Matthews: Alan? Alan Matthews: He chose Shawn as his best man! Amy Matthews: [to Cory] You scum! |
| Season 7 / Episode 5: - You Light Up My Union Eric Matthews: Think this calls for a celebration. Cory Matthews: [to his parents] Watch this. Eric Matthews: [lights the sparkler] This is the eternal flame of the love of the Matthews- Alan Matthews: [as the firefighters put out the fire] He's out! Shawn's in! Amy Matthews: Somebody check the baby! Somebody save the baby! Eric Matthews: Sparklers are fun! |
| Season 3 / Episode 8: - Rave On Gordy: [while carrying a hot tub up the stairs] When you're young, this may be for making out. But, when you are your parents' age, it is for reading. Alan Matthews: Come on, Gordy, you've got more miles than I do. Gordy: And I'm very well read. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 7: - Wake Up, Little Cory Amy Matthews: Sex is like voting. It is a privilege that you may choose to exercise when you're old enough. And you don't want to vote for somebody you haven't known for a really long time or have strong feelings for. Because you may be stuck with that person for quite a while. Alan Matthews: Yes, sex is like voting. You go behind a curtain, do your thing, and then you get to do it again... in four years. |
| Unknown Episode: Alan Matthews: Hey, son! How was your day? Cory: Fine. Alan Matthews: What'd you do in school? Cory: Nothing Alan Matthews: Hey, *hold on*! Wait there! Alan Matthews: You know, everyday I ask you, "What did you do?" and everyday you tell me "Nothing." Well, I'm tired of nothing. I mean we both know something happened in school today and I want to know what it is! Cory: I decided to be a girl. Alan Matthews: Well, you taught me a very valuable lesson there, son. Shawn Hunter: You know the book, "Black Like Me"? Amy Matthews: Sure, is that what you guys are reading in school? Alan Matthews: Don't ask questions, honey! |
| Unknown Episode: Eric: See, duckies are good, cuz not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed 'em crackers and you can ride 'em. See, duckies are the horsies of the ocean. No, I mean they are. Cory: Okay, someone explain to me about duckies before I hit him with a spoon. Amy Matthews: It's wallpaper. Topanga: It's adorable. Alan Matthews: It's for you room. Eric: DUCKIES RULE. |
| Unknown Episode: Alan Matthews: Things aren't always easy in the real world. Eric: I'm going to Yale. I'm going to Yale. Alan Matthews: It's a little easier in his world |
| Unknown Episode: Alan Matthews: Maybe we should try thinking. Cory: No, me and Shawn have already tried that. It doesn't work. Alan Matthews: Maybe we should try listening to them. Eric: Maybe we should try Cory's thinking thing again. |
| Unknown Episode: Alan Matthews: [Morgan is going out on a date with a boy in the 8th grade] The 8th grade? What's wrong with the boys in the 5th grade? Morgan Matthews: I'm in the 7th grade, Dad! |
| Unknown Episode: Amy Matthews: [to Alan] You're grounded. Cory: Does that really work? Can she really ground you? Alan Matthews: In certain ways, yes. |
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