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	Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Referring to a scout troop] What I want to know is why they're not all freaked out and getting trauma counselling? Dr. Camille Saroyan: Because they're the type of children who idolize Dr. Brennan.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken Wendell Bray: Look, man, the trouble with getting your info from conspiracy nuts, they never know when to turn it off. Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hey, you wait and see. We're gonna find out our victim was tortured a little to enthusiastically and then the government tried to bring him back to life. Wendell Bray: Proven my point, Hodgins. Totally proven my point.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken Special Agent Seeley Booth: Okay, so you want me to go ask the Defense Department if their experimental Super Soldier is half-man half-chicken?
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Now you're just delving into pure science fiction. Special Agent Seeley Booth: Like a flatworm that's not science fiction. Or half-chicken that's not considered half-chicken.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken Josh Parsons: Please I didn't kill anyone. I'm an extreme pacifist. Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That's an oxymoron. You're either extreme, or pacifist. You can't be both.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken Angela Montenegro: How are we friends? H-how is it possible? I mean we have nothing in common. Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What? You don't want to be friends any more because the pig is cute?
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Quietly] Everything okay there, Bones? I know when there's something wrong with you. Something's wrong, right? What can I do to help? Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Angela and I had a fight. Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Loudly] Nothing I can do to help! Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You want to hear about it? Special Agent Seeley Booth: No. Dr. Lance Sweets: Why not? Special Agent Seeley Booth: Why? Because her and Angela are best friends. And Bones is gonna want me to take her side and agree that Angela was wrong. And then you know, the two of them are going to make up and then they're going to get mad at me. So no thank you.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken Special Agent Seeley Booth: Listen Bones, I would do anything for you. I would die for you. I would kill for you. But I am not getting between two best friends. Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Okay.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Booth grabs Bones's hand as she's leaving] Whoa. Whoa. Listen Bones, everything's going to be okay between you and Angela. All right? You two are like sisters. Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'm just... not used to not getting along with people. Dr. Lance Sweets: Seriously? Because it seems like - [the table thumps] Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Thanks Booth.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken Angela Montenegro: Can I ask you something? What is wrong with everyone here? Dr. Lance Sweets: Uh, well you had a falling out with your best friend over a pig. Your perspective is sckewed. It's time to... reconnect with humanity. Gain a little perspective. Angela Montenegro: All right, so... if I have sex, will you donate to save my pig? Dr. Lance Sweets: ...That's not really the poing I was trying to... We'll revisit the pig question.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken Dr. Lance Sweets: Sometimes you don't save the world, Dr. Brennan... Sometimes you just make your friends happy. Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Even when it's irrational? [Looking at Angela's pig photo] He is very... very cute. I mean it's almost like he's smiling.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You noticed something. See? You still got it. Special Agent Seeley Booth: You're not going to ask me what I saw? Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Do I want to know? Special Agent Seeley Booth: No... Do you want to know anyway? Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No. I can wait... I trust you.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - A Night at the Bones Museum Dr. Lance Sweets: I'd consider it a personal favor, Dr. Brennan. Special Agent Seeley Booth: Ouch. Personal favors are kind of like penalty shots. You kind of have to take them. Unlike dinner requests which you are totally open to decline.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - A Night at the Bones Museum Andrew Hacker: A mummy? Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah. Andrew Hacker: Damn. Field agents have all the fun. Good luck.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - A Night at the Bones Museum Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Oh, The Mummy. 1932. Dr. Camille Saroyan: You don't know who Brittney Spears is, but you know this movie? Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It's the film that made me want to be an anthropologist. Although I prefer Chaney's mummy to Karloff's.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - A Night at the Bones Museum Steven Turnbull: He survived 3000 years in the Egyptian desert. But he couldn't make 2 weeks in DC.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - A Night at the Bones Museum Dr. Camille Saroyan: I guess I'd be angry too if someone pulled my brain out through my nose and stuck it in a canopic jar.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - A Night at the Bones Museum Dr. Jack Hodgins: The urine of a red headed boy. Dr. Camille Saroyan: We need so much more that that. Dr. Jack Hodgins: From the swab of Dr. Kaswell's eye. Angela Montenegro: A red headed boy peed on her eye? Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, not exactly.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - A Night at the Bones Museum Angela Montenegro: Wait, this is his boss's boss. Was Booth upset? Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes. I don't know why. Angela Montenegro: Brennan, this could screw up the natural order of things. And Booth wishes you were going out with him. Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I drink with him all the time, but with Andrew there's the potential for sex. Angela Montenegro: And not with Booth? Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: ...You - you said there was something important for me to see.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - A Night at the Bones Museum Special Agent Seeley Booth: Whoa. Whoa. How's this going to help us catch Kaswell's killer? Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It won't. But it could exonerate Anok. There can be no time limit for justice, Booth. Special Agent Seeley Booth: Bones, Dr. Kaswell's killer is out there now. We're running out of suspects. Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: We'll do it Booth.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - A Night at the Bones Museum Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why are you so upset? Special Agent Seeley Booth: Because... what goes on between us is ours. Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Come on Booth. You must've told a lot of people the meatloaf story, right? [Long silence]
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - A Night at the Bones Museum Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You could be destroying evidence. Auto Detailer: Oh man! A - another drug dealer? It's not my fault. I do a good job, so word of mouth it gets around and... Special Agent Seeley Booth: Is he a regular customer? Auto Detailer: No. He saw my ad at the laundromat. Special Agent Seeley Booth: The laund - No wonder you have no one drug dealers coming to you.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - A Night at the Bones Museum Special Agent Seeley Booth: You're great at these things. You changed history. How many people can say that? Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You can. Every arrest you make changes history. You make the world safer. Special Agent Seeley Booth: With your help.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood Parker Booth: I want to see the barbecued body. Angela Montenegro: Well, I agree that does sound awesome. But I have face paints that your dad will never be able to get off no matter how hard he scrubs. They're basically tattoos. Parker Booth: Okay, I'm with you.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood Arastoo Vaziri: [Irritated without Jordanian accent] I am a scientist! Okay? Just like the rest of you. I can deal! So please just back off and let me do my job! Dr. Camille Saroyan: Wow. Arastoo Vaziri: [With Jordian accent] I apologize for my outburst. Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh, you aren't even going to try to unring that bell are you? Arastoo Vaziri: [as he's leaving] I have to pray.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood Parker Booth: Do you have a boyfriend? Angela Montenegro: No. I'm on a celibacy kick. It's been 5 months, and 9 days, Which in celibacy time is 400 years.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Now how is it any more odd than say shaving your face, or putting on make up? Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'm not hanging up because I don't have an answer for that. I'm just hanging up.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood James Perry: Oh my God! You won't let that go. Even the FBI thinks we killed Kurt for poisoning our dog... We don't think that he poisoned our dog. Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: He does. Nate Grunenfelder: Now that I think about it. Rocky totally died of cancer.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Speaking of Arastoo's fake accent] Is it crazy, or just weird. Weird I can deal with, but crazy... [Cam starts to leave] Dr. Lance Sweets: Wait. What do you want me to do? Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh, crazy is your department.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood Special Agent Seeley Booth: You seriously believe all the hoo-ha? Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It's anthropology, so yes. Dr. Lance Sweets: Wrong ology. Keep your grubby anthro hands off my psych.

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