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02x23 - Driver's Education Season 2 / Episode 23: - Driver's Education

Blossom Russo: Nowadays women have just as many rights as men do.
Six LeMeure: Oh yeah, have you ever tried to wizz standing up?
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Joey Russo: Whoa!
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God: I bet I can make that shot.
Joey Russo: You can't make that shot.

Joey Russo: Wow! That's a miracle!
God: THAT was skill. THIS is a miracle.
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God: Nietzsche once asked, "If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?" And do you know where he is now? He's in the woods pondering his question.
Joey Russo: So does it?
God: All I know is that if a tree falls in the woods, it's gonna go "boom".
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God: Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to make the world spin backwards briefly and reverse time so that you can prevent your finger from getting caught.
Joey Russo: I thought only Superman could do that.
God: He stole it from me. That's why I had him killed.
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Six LeMeure: Just because your parents couldn't work things out that doesn't mean that my parents can't work things out and they are NOT getting a divorce.
Six LeMeure: [crying] Yes they are.


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